Wish List
We all have that certain something on our list of gifts we never got when we were kids - looks like this guy gets to scratch one off.
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April 30th, 2004 at 9:21 pm
This is Bob. Bob is doing well. Very well indeed. After Bob started using Enzyte, he’s always had a happy Ms. at home.
December 8th, 2003 at 11:53 am
Bobby’s first taxidermy project,the Llama, was not a big success, but grampa came out much better.
December 5th, 2003 at 1:53 pm
Detectives at the Neverland raid tried to keep their spirits up.
December 11th, 2003 at 2:28 pm
Taking animal abuse to a whole new level.
December 6th, 2003 at 4:57 pm
Of course you can be the new Secretary of Defense
December 6th, 2003 at 7:00 pm
Although Chuck enjoyed his job as a catheter comfort tester, he never really quite got the point of the “Llama and large four legged animals test”
December 7th, 2003 at 5:49 am
Alfie never understood why other kids’ pets grew old and died
December 7th, 2003 at 9:33 am
Harold misunderstood when the doctor told him Viagra would put him back in the saddle
December 15th, 2003 at 8:48 pm
We knew with grandpas Alzheimer’s he could no longer safely ride the Harley. Luckily his case was quite advanced
March 25th, 2004 at 11:07 am
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
December 7th, 2003 at 8:55 am
“CRACK-it’s not just for teenagers anymore!!”
December 11th, 2003 at 9:35 pm
Hi Ho Silver! Away!
December 7th, 2003 at 5:48 am
Man, I wish it’d been a sheep. Then we could just say “Ewe Rock” and be done with it. But nooooo….
December 16th, 2003 at 5:25 pm
Due to increasing competition, the makers of Viagra have come up with a new marketing strategy.
February 16th, 2004 at 3:34 pm
Llama Grampa Ding Dong
March 20th, 2004 at 2:30 am
Hire Jaime y Fernando, Ventriloquists for your next party, wedding or business meeting. Call (345)123-654 for information.
August 5th, 2004 at 11:11 am
The Jolly llama.
July 9th, 2004 at 10:04 am
Whoa. Nice smile buddy!
December 9th, 2003 at 11:35 pm
Wally’s got a secret…..
he’s gay.
December 8th, 2003 at 7:24 am
ROCK ON DUDE!
December 23rd, 2003 at 12:18 am
After ripping the shag carpeting out of his den he nailed it to his new rocking horse
March 19th, 2004 at 2:04 am
If you think this looks like fun, you should see the inflatable sheep.
March 23rd, 2004 at 1:30 pm
Yeah, but the rich can afford to be eccentric.
March 25th, 2004 at 12:57 pm
At least the shag hides my erection.
March 30th, 2004 at 8:50 am
talk to your parents about drugs.
March 30th, 2004 at 8:50 am
talk to your parents about drugs.
March 30th, 2004 at 8:53 am
snickers. another side effect of hunger.
April 8th, 2004 at 8:11 am
if you don’t have a car buy the new model of Llama!
April 14th, 2004 at 8:38 am
His real horse ran away
April 15th, 2004 at 9:42 pm
Not-So-Fat Seanny…um Im sorry I dont get it..enlighten me por favor.
April 19th, 2004 at 1:21 pm
What you can’t tell, kids, is that grandad’s rocking llama has a saddle horn in a very unusual place - hence his grin…
April 23rd, 2004 at 7:39 pm
Honey, when I said “How ’bout a horsie ride”, this is not what I had in mind. After I get off this damn thing, take it back, give me my Viagra and take MY horse for a ride.
October 30th, 2004 at 3:27 pm
hes riding her like sea biscuit
July 9th, 2004 at 10:04 am
Whoa. Nice smile buddy!
January 14th, 2005 at 4:28 pm
theres nothing like a man and his lama…………………..
October 28th, 2004 at 11:33 am
How can you be happy when your Llama’s hair is nappy?
December 22nd, 2004 at 3:22 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
October 20th, 2004 at 9:40 am
Vvvroooommmmm!!! Vrrrrooooommm!!!
December 22nd, 2004 at 3:57 pm
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
December 22nd, 2004 at 5:28 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 22nd, 2004 at 11:02 pm
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
February 8th, 2005 at 10:34 am
“He spits…I drool…salivas alone.”
February 8th, 2005 at 11:01 am
Pop Rocks
July 3rd, 2005 at 7:55 am
The reason why Disney’s “The Emperor’s New Groove” was made as a cartoon.
September 2nd, 2006 at 8:31 am
my life at 80’s still ROCKING!!!
April 6th, 2004 at 7:35 am
Don’t forget to support “The Gay Rodeo”
December 9th, 2003 at 10:07 am
Bush, you call THIS a weapon of mass destruction? More like funstruction!
December 5th, 2003 at 12:23 pm
the perpetual motion kept grandpa mortimer busy for hours.
December 5th, 2003 at 12:24 pm
even simple minds have moments of glory.
December 5th, 2003 at 1:49 pm
look a mule on a horse
December 5th, 2003 at 8:51 pm
Come on over here grandma and take a ride on my pony.
December 5th, 2003 at 9:24 pm
Viagra when taken as directed may cause confusion in patients who have been diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease. If you notice these symptoms consult a healthcare professional.
December 6th, 2003 at 9:10 pm
Hidden inside the “Iraqing Llama” Hussein awaits the perfect moment to pounce on an unsuspecting cabinet member.
Beware Iraqis bearing gifts.
December 7th, 2003 at 11:39 am
Would you look at the ass on that horse!
December 7th, 2003 at 5:51 am
The newest WinAmp tchotchke
December 9th, 2003 at 3:32 am
It’s a chair… It rocks… So what’s the problem?
December 9th, 2003 at 10:07 am
Um, what llama?
December 9th, 2003 at 11:27 am
The President of the Hair club for men rolled out its new advertising campaign for its members targeting the elusive latino market with its new slogan, “I llama new head of hair”.
December 10th, 2003 at 6:07 am
When his driver’s license was revoked after literally driving thru McDonalds,ever resourceful Gramps found alternate means of transportation. (Yippee Yi Yo! Look at me! I’m a cowboy!)
December 17th, 2003 at 9:02 pm
WinGramp really whips the llamas ass!
(Anyone get it?)
December 12th, 2003 at 1:14 am
It’s not a very fast car, but the price was right.
December 14th, 2003 at 12:26 pm
Grandpa loved his llama…
That is, until the fateful day when he had to take him “out back”…
December 18th, 2003 at 12:39 am
They don’t call him Tony Llama for nothing…
December 22nd, 2003 at 5:00 pm
Grandpa is so old, he’s entered his second childhood.
December 24th, 2003 at 8:11 pm
Management by Fun
January 26th, 2004 at 9:59 pm
Ed Begley’s father’s audition for Empire Strikes Back: “Your ton-ton will freeze before you reach the first marker!”
January 9th, 2004 at 11:07 pm
With the new Rascal Electric Scooter, they’ll never know you had walking disabilities. They’ll just think you’re out having fun!
January 18th, 2004 at 7:20 pm
Will Rogers Reject!
January 29th, 2004 at 3:22 pm
My dick get’n hard from riding this furry thing right herr…It ain no real pusse,but look at me,I pretty much ran out of chances…
March 14th, 2004 at 12:13 am
Dismount from me at once, you feeble decrepit pervert!
December 6th, 2003 at 7:28 am
What kinda DORK rides a LLama?
December 8th, 2003 at 4:22 pm
wanker