Puppy Pimp
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December 10th, 2003 at 8:15 pm
Snoop Dogg before cosmetic surgery.
April 7th, 2004 at 7:33 pm
DMX has taken things too far.
December 10th, 2003 at 1:22 pm
Afro-americanine.
December 16th, 2003 at 2:36 am
Sometimes you just have to embrace your inner poodle.
December 11th, 2003 at 3:10 am
“Can I call you back? They’re humiliating the dog again.”
January 24th, 2004 at 6:28 pm
michel jacksons last nose surgery goes horribly wrong
December 10th, 2003 at 5:41 pm
“Shit, bitch betta get my bone….F’real my nigga.”
December 11th, 2003 at 10:08 am
Damn, the things I will do for a scooby snack!
December 11th, 2003 at 8:06 pm
He’s a superflea, superflea….
December 13th, 2003 at 8:46 am
“hello, pet store, I said send over a PITT BULL, not a PIMP BULL!!!”
December 14th, 2003 at 10:21 pm
And you will KNOW my name is THE LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
December 12th, 2003 at 7:48 am
“Yeah. Thass right. This is Leon Phelps, The Ladies’ Man, with yet another smooth idea that will let you lay your head right in a fine lady’s lap. Yeah. Thass right. And them crunchy biscuits don’ taste too bad, neither, and they’re great for your teeth….”
December 14th, 2003 at 7:05 am
not again! i have to buy a new straightner, i lost mine in the fro
December 14th, 2003 at 12:34 pm
Disco Dog tried hard to make a comeback in 2003, not knowing that afros were long out of style…
March 12th, 2004 at 3:29 am
forshizzle muh budizzle, my shizzle gone bazizzle
April 30th, 2004 at 9:14 pm
Snoop Doggy Dogg when he wasn’t on drugs…
June 17th, 2004 at 8:57 am
Damn bitch you stupid fly lemme pull up to yo bumper an smack dat monkey
February 14th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
mommy the dog nicked my hair again
December 15th, 2003 at 1:59 pm
so that’s what happened to Ike Turner!
December 15th, 2003 at 2:05 pm
“Hello. Mom? Yeah, that guy you went out with last night said you were supposed to give him a ride home. Yeah, you WERE pretty hammered, but…”
December 16th, 2003 at 12:52 pm
Meet “King”, he’s part pit bull, part Boxer Promoter.
January 16th, 2004 at 4:14 pm
Earth, Wind, and Fire-Hydrant
January 22nd, 2004 at 10:03 pm
yo homie- wats da haps in da hood?
March 2nd, 2004 at 2:19 pm
Strong Male seeking Petite female with short hair. I am loving, sensitive and house broken, please call 555-5098
April 15th, 2004 at 3:25 pm
As the cold chill of winter came over happy valley, Max was confined to the indoors. He would fondly reminisce about the warm summer days when he was free to run to and fro. Mostly fro.
May 19th, 2004 at 2:53 pm
Anyone got a comb and some gel? … or a gun?
December 10th, 2003 at 6:12 pm
michael jackson was turning white even as a child.
December 11th, 2003 at 9:23 am
Bitches love me ’cause they know I’m all the Scooby Snack they need. Fo shizzle, my dizzle.
December 14th, 2003 at 12:23 pm
Hey, ladieeeeeeees…
December 11th, 2003 at 7:48 am
Where’s my bitches at?
December 11th, 2003 at 9:23 pm
Guy Sebastian from ‘Australian Idol’ before the operation.
December 14th, 2003 at 12:29 pm
That 70’s Show gets even worse!!!!!
December 14th, 2003 at 12:30 pm
I don’t think we’re in the 70’s anymore, Toto.
December 15th, 2003 at 8:37 pm
“Ruffy has gotten into the sherms and he looks sad”
December 20th, 2003 at 2:25 am
“I’m telling you, Whoopi Goldberg is sitting in our kitchen! Get over here!”
December 22nd, 2003 at 5:13 pm
If Michael stayed black…
January 9th, 2004 at 11:03 pm
Say, “Bow wow wow, yippy yo yippie yea” one more time, and I’m gonna bite you!
April 28th, 2004 at 12:24 pm
I’m Rick James Bitch!
September 28th, 2004 at 5:32 pm
dont sizzel my nizzel
December 11th, 2003 at 3:15 am
Who is the dog that would risk his neck For his brother man?
SHAFT! Can you dig it?
December 11th, 2003 at 8:01 pm
This is the patent that Merk didnt get from the FDA.
December 12th, 2003 at 3:50 am
Hey, it’s the boxer from Ready 2 Rumble!
December 18th, 2003 at 12:40 am
Yo! What up, Dog?
Word to your Momma…
December 20th, 2003 at 8:51 am
In a desperate attempt to achieve what he considered perfection, Michael Jackson really had gone to far with the plastic surgery this time.
December 23rd, 2003 at 9:20 pm
Man on phone: Hey Janet, I’m just calling to let you know I found a date to The Rocky Horror Picture Show Convention. Can I borrow your pearls and perhaps a corset?….hello??
Dog (thinking): Oh God, not again.
December 23rd, 2003 at 12:20 am
yes, charlene the love that dog gave me was inreisitable. He kept trying to get into the you know what position
January 9th, 2004 at 3:17 pm
hey sup i just grew a big fro and for some reason every body walks by and says disco disco dog yeah but i don’t know why??
January 29th, 2004 at 3:13 pm
Yeah,I know my wig is type on the fizzuckedup side but it still gets the bitchez barking cause they wana ride Now get off my doggedy doodle ding dong and let me smoke up my ching and chong.My wesside stizzyle is still strong,i let tricks pass and move on.Bitch you can bitch all you want,jus give me some head and I’m gone
February 2nd, 2004 at 5:15 pm
Keep your pizzle off my bizzle, my dizzle!
March 19th, 2004 at 2:00 am
After the drugs took hold, the party really got crazy…
March 20th, 2004 at 2:25 am
Yo.yo. yo..Pimp my pooch…know what Im sayin.
March 23rd, 2004 at 1:27 pm
Twenty minutes after Rover wandered past the webcam, top SPCA computer experts had traced the internet provider and the Special Pets And Tactical team had moved in to arrest the owners. S.P.A.T. – keeping the world safe for mean-looking dogs.
April 19th, 2004 at 1:29 pm
Hello, emergency? My pet tribble is trying to eat my dog.
October 30th, 2004 at 3:28 pm
I PITTY DA FOOL WHO CROSSES MY PATH BISHHHH!
May 19th, 2004 at 4:13 am
Bad, Very Bad hair day
June 17th, 2004 at 8:56 am
Jimi Hendrix
August 25th, 2004 at 7:56 am
well I DID SAY “just a little off the sides”!!!!
November 11th, 2005 at 5:39 pm
Micheal Jackson before the operation, and Micheal Jackson after the operation..
May 3rd, 2006 at 7:38 am
Humans like to look like trees with black leaves, but dogs don’t! Why am I a tree with black leaves?????
September 16th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
I’m rick james,,,,,,,bitch
November 9th, 2006 at 11:47 pm
Snoop dog
November 27th, 2006 at 10:02 am
Call the popo, bitch.
November 27th, 2006 at 10:31 am
Phoned.
January 3rd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Bro don’t mess with my fro
February 16th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
What can I say? The 70’s was never a good era for me!
December 11th, 2003 at 8:00 pm
Years before little billie ray became the Hollywood stylist to the stars he pushed the limits with bowser and afro-sheen.
December 11th, 2003 at 2:56 pm
Snoop’s cousin, Poop Doggy Dog
December 10th, 2003 at 2:56 pm
sigh, i need a hair straightner.
December 11th, 2003 at 8:08 pm
Damn, that was some good-smellin’ tushee!!
February 16th, 2004 at 3:01 pm
Bootsie Collins did not age well.
May 13th, 2004 at 5:44 am
celebrity fashion
Beverly Hills Pimps and Ho’s
Von Dutch Originals
December 10th, 2003 at 9:04 am
hi
na mein kleiner,wie gehts denn??
meld dich mal
December 10th, 2003 at 12:50 pm
Robin Quivers negotiates a new contract while Howard Stern takes a break from sex-chat with his bitch.
December 10th, 2003 at 9:30 pm
“Well it all started when mom decided to shave her pubic hair…”