Minnesota Happy Hour
Have you ever wondered what a Minnesota Happy Hour looks like?
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December 19th, 2003 at 7:15 pm | Promoted
Never play strip poker outdoors in December in Duluth!
December 19th, 2003 at 10:25 pm | Promoted
CALVIN!!!!!
December 19th, 2003 at 10:26 pm | Promoted
Bob was determined to win a poker game, even if it was against a group of snow people.
December 19th, 2003 at 10:28 pm | Promoted
Anybody got any Saddam Husseins?
December 19th, 2003 at 10:33 pm | Promoted
Hit me…with snowballs!
December 20th, 2003 at 4:08 am | Promoted
Finally a game of poker where you know no-one has any cards up their sleeves.
December 20th, 2003 at 6:29 am | Promoted
Al Qaeda member: “Mr Bin Laden, sir, Bush would never look for you in one of these snowmen! And just incase he does… we’ve made FOUR of them!”
December 20th, 2003 at 7:24 am
“How’s that go again…do three of a kind beat two pair?”
December 20th, 2003 at 8:50 am
Life was just one big happy carefree time at the Dandruff ranch, because, quite frankly, they were worth it.
December 20th, 2003 at 12:10 pm | Promoted
next on the travel channel “no limit North Dakota hold em”
December 20th, 2003 at 5:54 pm | Promoted
Harry always said he’d pay up only when hell froze over. Well…
December 21st, 2003 at 11:19 am | Promoted
“Cool hand, Luke!”
December 21st, 2003 at 11:22 am | Promoted
“Louie, I swear, if you’re bluffing again, I am pulling out my hair blower.”
December 22nd, 2003 at 1:27 pm
They all have frozen poker faces. It’s amazing!
December 22nd, 2003 at 7:08 pm | Promoted
“Hey, check out the girl on the four of hearts. Are those some snow cones or what?”
December 23rd, 2003 at 12:24 am | Promoted
Beer $12, Cards $.99, chips $5, Watching as all the snow off your roof falls on the people that said you could not play…..priceless
December 23rd, 2003 at 3:23 am | Promoted
Now we know who drove that frozen car.
December 23rd, 2003 at 3:25 am
Ziggy invites a few friends over.
December 23rd, 2003 at 2:27 pm | Promoted
its a Redneck Christmas.
December 24th, 2003 at 6:48 am | Promoted
The guy in the black hat will win because he knows how to keep a straight face.
December 28th, 2003 at 7:04 pm | Promoted
Just chillin’ with the boys…
December 29th, 2003 at 12:56 pm | Promoted
They’re drinking Bud Ice, ha ha ha, get it, Bud Ice, ha ha, snowmen drinking Bud Ice, ha ha ha ha haha, oh Bud Ice, ha ha hahaaaaa
December 30th, 2003 at 7:28 pm | Promoted
”...and the beer’s always cold! Man, I f**king love being a snowman!”
January 6th, 2004 at 8:35 pm | Promoted
Morty smiled as he secretly made yellow snow beneath the table..
January 9th, 2004 at 3:24 pm | Promoted
heres how you play no limit texas hold ‘em, each player is dealt two cards, the players then choose whether they’re in or they’re out, the players bet. Then three community cards are dealt, also called the flop, players bet again. The next card is dealt, the turn. The next is the river. But this is no limit texas holdem, and at any time a player can go all in and bet all his chips. That will be the turn that either makes them or breaks them.
January 9th, 2004 at 3:26 pm | Promoted
(to the tune of Nelly’s Hot in Herre) It’s gettin cold out here, so grab another beer, I am gettin so cold, I’m gonna knit a sweater.
January 9th, 2004 at 10:59 pm
Red-Hat Sam knew he’d win big time when his buddies were too drunk to twist the top off their beer bottles!
January 14th, 2004 at 5:25 am | Promoted
Who says Canadians cant play poker?!
January 14th, 2004 at 5:26 am
This picture would be a lot more funny if one of the snowmen had a splash of yellow in their eye.
February 16th, 2004 at 3:37 pm | Promoted
“I’ll see your charcoal eye and raise you one carrot nose.”
February 21st, 2004 at 3:11 pm | Promoted
Alright, which one of you jerks put he Tabasco sauce in my beer? I’m gonna shit my guts out tonight, you know.
March 6th, 2004 at 10:43 am
On day this game will finish….
March 18th, 2004 at 2:47 pm
Look what happens when we all freeze. Snap!
March 20th, 2004 at 2:22 am
No chips, no pennies, no toothpicks…just stone, cold, cold cash in this game.
March 23rd, 2004 at 1:21 pm
Buffalo, NY, eight months a year.
April 8th, 2004 at 1:27 pm | Promoted
after hours of non-stop poker in the harsh minnesota winter, they still tend to play even after theyre frozen!
April 14th, 2004 at 12:43 pm
“Oh, come on Herman, what kind of a snow job are you trying to pull here?”
April 15th, 2004 at 3:16 pm | Promoted
The stakes were high. Jered’s bluff was blown as the yellow wave slowly bled above table level.
April 23rd, 2004 at 7:52 pm
C’mon, c’mon…daddy needs a new snowblower.
August 25th, 2004 at 7:48 am
so these young rounders thought they were sneaky till the cops yelled “FREEZE”!!!!
October 29th, 2004 at 9:17 pm
Haha, this hand is so hot, I’m a little worried.
October 30th, 2004 at 3:30 pm
READ EM AND WEAP I GOT A FULL IGLOO!
October 30th, 2004 at 3:32 pm
they all smile casuse underneath the table there all playing footsies
November 4th, 2004 at 11:33 pm
SHIT thats alot of canned cream
December 22nd, 2004 at 4:55 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 22nd, 2004 at 10:26 pm
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
January 14th, 2005 at 11:35 am
I guess Michael Jackson came.
November 11th, 2005 at 1:38 am | Promoted
Well that was a fast blizzard.
June 20th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
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August 6th, 2007 at 1:06 am
Download free poker holdem kit…
Some poker site offers a free download of the “Holdem Hustler Super Survival Kit” which did cost about 50 bucks. It includes free poker e-books and poker calculator. Well, it’s free anyway….