Tour De What
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December 24th, 2003 at 10:19 am | Promoted
bicycle homicide
December 24th, 2003 at 12:00 pm | Promoted
Cop: “No, you idiot, I said chalk outline the body and leave the bike.”
December 24th, 2003 at 1:33 pm | Promoted
He was a 3d man stuck in a 2d world.
December 24th, 2003 at 3:29 pm | Promoted
Everybody was sideways biking…da da da da da da…
December 24th, 2003 at 5:46 pm
It’s hard riding sidesaddle in this.
December 25th, 2003 at 1:32 am | Promoted
Never play chicken with a steamroller.
December 25th, 2003 at 1:41 am | Promoted
Billy made the mistake of asking Satan instead of Santa for a bike for Christmas.
December 25th, 2003 at 2:10 am | Promoted
Ned couldn’t ride his bike because he had a flat.
December 25th, 2003 at 5:10 pm | Promoted
billy never did mind it , his parent were so poor they couldent buy a bike … i still wonder why ???
December 26th, 2003 at 1:14 am
look mom its a retard laying on the ground on a bike
December 26th, 2003 at 11:19 am | Promoted
Lee was getting really fed up of thinking up new ideas on how he could hide his huge testacles
December 28th, 2003 at 7:07 pm | Promoted
Lance Armstrong begins to regret his divorce…
December 28th, 2003 at 11:45 pm | Promoted
Claude soon realized he’d better paint himself some training wheels.
December 30th, 2003 at 4:16 am | Promoted
And just when you thought it was safe to paint children on your sidewalk again
December 30th, 2003 at 3:38 pm | Promoted
Sadly, Ned’s legs were crushed by a swerving bus soon after this photo was taken and he had to be moved to a handicap parking logo.
December 30th, 2003 at 7:20 pm | Promoted
Man, these R.E.M. videos are gettin’ weirder and weirder.
December 31st, 2003 at 5:47 pm
Poor Lance Armstrong, when the doctor said the cancer came back, he meant to say it came for his bicycle. Let it go lance, let it go.
January 1st, 2004 at 1:33 am | Promoted
Fred was a master at upskirting.
January 2nd, 2004 at 9:18 pm
John likes to take create for his amature spray painting job
January 4th, 2004 at 12:23 am | Promoted
“Well, you know my name is Simon, and the things I draw come true…”
January 6th, 2004 at 8:38 pm | Promoted
After a surprise nuclear attack, the image of Charlie’s body was burned into the pavement. His bike, reduced to powder.
January 9th, 2004 at 3:10 pm | Promoted
I love my new bike it is so much fun to ride but really hard for some reason it won’t move.I wonder why?
January 12th, 2004 at 9:56 am | Promoted
“I’m an excellent rider. ‘course Wopner’s on at three-thirty. Gotta watch Wopner. yeah. Three-thirty’s Wopner”
January 14th, 2004 at 10:24 am | Promoted
flat tyre?
January 15th, 2004 at 3:20 pm | Promoted
“You should see my car.”
January 20th, 2004 at 9:04 pm
As you can see in this parallel universe whole bicycles go flat. In others bicycles ride people for exercise and the people get flat feet.
January 23rd, 2004 at 7:23 pm | Promoted
“It’s all in a days work for… bicycle repair man.”
February 16th, 2004 at 3:42 pm
We now return to “Who Stole Roger Rabbit’s Bicycle?”.
February 17th, 2004 at 1:10 am
He won.
February 18th, 2004 at 12:58 am
The Royal Agricultural Society of England finally aprehended the culprit responsible for the new rash of mini crop circles.
February 21st, 2004 at 3:23 pm | Promoted
Try as he might, Jeremy was unable to steal the bicycle. He soon wandered off in search of a jack hammer.
March 1st, 2004 at 9:30 pm | Promoted
Looking down from far above (outerspace) The aliens (we will call them chupacabras) shook their heads in disgust at such a pitiful and sorry race..(that would be the human race)...”what to do, these lifeforms have obviously not evolved enough for our personal and sexual use.” They turned around with their starship (they named it the Enterprise) and warped into another Glaxy only to return 10 billion years later to check on progress….
March 6th, 2004 at 6:48 pm | Promoted
Speed nap.
March 8th, 2004 at 2:55 pm
alas try as he mite little johnny couldn’t ride his new bike
March 19th, 2004 at 1:54 am
Even though he was mentally handicapped, Mike still held on to his dreams of glory.
March 20th, 2004 at 2:19 am
All in all its just another prick in the wall
March 23rd, 2004 at 1:18 pm
Actual footage of Paul Simon having a restless dream, biking down narrow streets of cobblestone. It was Artie’s idea to sing it as “walked alone” just to help out the rhyme.
April 19th, 2004 at 1:18 pm
Once more Larry found life was driving him up the wall…
April 28th, 2004 at 10:02 am
Arthur contemplated theft insurance on his new bicycle.
April 28th, 2004 at 10:02 am
“To bike, or not to bike… That is the question!”
May 1st, 2004 at 2:34 pm | Promoted
“my other car is 3D”
May 3rd, 2004 at 1:14 pm | Promoted
Grand Theft Bicycle,
In amsterdam they litteraly steal ALL bikes…
May 7th, 2004 at 2:24 pm | Promoted
Jimmy won the annual bike race! And He stayed in place…
May 17th, 2004 at 2:33 pm
Poor Jimmy has been duped into buying bullshit again…
May 29th, 2004 at 5:34 am
Tour-de-Farce
June 7th, 2004 at 4:59 pm | Promoted
Another unfortunate, but humorous, spot for Dave to have a siezure.
June 7th, 2004 at 7:59 pm
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
June 9th, 2004 at 7:52 pm
Poverty really drives men to do strange things eh???
June 9th, 2004 at 7:53 pm
line break?
September 30th, 2004 at 10:00 pm | Promoted
This is what happens when you buy stuff on e-bay !
September 30th, 2004 at 10:01 pm | Promoted
The world’s lightest bike .
December 21st, 2004 at 3:35 pm
Whoa….check out this page…hmmm, and I thought this was only for the kids
January 14th, 2005 at 11:34 am
I really hope a truck comes along right now.
November 27th, 2006 at 10:28 am
Mom told me I was grounded.
December 15th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
motorized off road wheelchairs…
Didn’t notice it before . . . quite clever….