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Merry Christmas

These fellas look very Merry. Enjoy the holidays.

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  1. jill says:

    May 24th, 2004 at 2:30 pm

    These guys suck more cock than a city full of $20 whores.

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  2. Bosley says:

    May 24th, 2004 at 2:33 pm

    WeSuckCock.com : Billions and Billions served.

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  3. Charlie (the voice on the intercom) says:

    May 24th, 2004 at 2:37 pm

    Depressed by the retirement of the Angels, Charlie decided to try pimpin’ these boys out.

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  4. Pismonque says:

    December 26th, 2003 at 12:49 am

    We’re here! We’re deer!

    Get used to it!

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  5. sabrina says:

    May 24th, 2004 at 2:18 pm

    In Sync? Thems the Backdoor Boys!

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  6. prissy says:

    May 27th, 2004 at 12:51 pm

    The secret behind GADAR is finally revealed!

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  7. like a light bulb says:

    December 29th, 2003 at 12:59 pm

    You would really have to say they blow.

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  8. Tyler Durden says:

    February 2nd, 2004 at 3:55 pm

    Im GAY !! Merry Christmas MOM

    Love

    Your Son

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  9. etgff says:

    May 17th, 2004 at 11:01 am

    Whatta bunch of jizm jockeys!

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  10. kelly says:

    May 24th, 2004 at 2:23 pm

    Too gay for words!

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  11. woosta says:

    December 26th, 2003 at 9:02 pm

    rainqueers!

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  12. Bruno says:

    December 26th, 2003 at 6:27 am

    It’s reindeer men…hallelujah!

    It’s reindeer men…amen!

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  13. Bobby Hitney Houston says:

    December 25th, 2003 at 12:39 pm

    “Don we now our gay reindeer apparel.”

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  14. Sean McMills says:

    December 26th, 2003 at 4:53 am

    They all look like Prancers to me.

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  15. Sceezy says:

    January 15th, 2004 at 3:13 pm

    Honestly, we’re not gay.

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  16. Gentaur says:

    December 26th, 2003 at 2:29 am

    The Santa’s Village People.

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  17. Captain Jordan says:

    January 6th, 2004 at 8:43 pm

    Four cons devise a brilliant holiday season escape plan.

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  18. TheGreatDavidWarner says:

    February 16th, 2004 at 3:45 pm

    Buck Futters

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  19. Larry Reese says:

    December 28th, 2003 at 7:15 pm

    SEAL Team 6 undercover in San Francisco

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  20. one liner says:

    February 21st, 2004 at 2:32 pm

    Couldn’t get a woman… couldn’t get a man… next they’ll try the livestock.

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  21. Anna says:

    February 27th, 2004 at 2:34 pm

    Queer Gear for the Gay Deer

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  22. Amy says:

    April 28th, 2004 at 10:09 am

    Some guys would do anything for a BUCK!

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  23. Gentaur says:

    December 26th, 2003 at 2:30 am

    Antler-native lifestyle.

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  24. filkertom says:

    December 30th, 2003 at 7:23 pm

    Moral of the story: Don’t ever piss off Vince McMahon.

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  25. (pdw) says:

    December 25th, 2003 at 6:11 pm

    Oh deer…

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  26. Gentaur says:

    December 26th, 2003 at 2:34 am

    That’s not the Elk’s Club I remember!

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  27. ManicukLawyer says:

    December 26th, 2003 at 11:18 am

    No wonder turkey legs were in short supply at the Gay Ranch…

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  28. jwd says:

    December 30th, 2003 at 11:38 pm

    Later that night, Santa finally came out . . . of the chimney.

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  29. Pr0t0typ3 says:

    January 5th, 2004 at 1:23 am

    Look What The “Fab 5″ From Queer Eye For The Straight Guy Did For Us!

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  30. TeeGeeFree says:

    January 18th, 2004 at 3:01 pm

    Just four horny guys and their dears…

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  31. spat says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 7:21 pm

    We’re only here for the deer…!

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  32. wuster says:

    January 24th, 2004 at 12:01 am

    You know. Santa had 8 reindeer. The other 4 are bent over taking it in the ass.

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  33. prplmunii says:

    March 4th, 2004 at 2:28 pm

    You think this is bad? You didn’t see theem on Halloween.

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  34. [d] says:

    March 23rd, 2004 at 9:34 pm

    “then one faggy christmas eve, santa came to say…”

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  35. Guy On Bottom Left says:

    April 29th, 2004 at 5:24 pm

    Ok, they are saying they’re not gay. But I beg to differ.

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  36. bunch of commies says:

    December 29th, 2003 at 12:50 pm

    Gay, gay, gay. What the hell is the world coming to.

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  37. dude says:

    January 6th, 2004 at 3:32 am

    Forget red noses- They all have big red horns!

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  38. E_the_E says:

    February 16th, 2004 at 2:54 pm

    South Pole smokers

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  39. Chicken Lover says:

    March 1st, 2004 at 9:33 pm

    Gay all the way..if not I’ll eat that old pizza…

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  40. cabe-o says:

    March 8th, 2004 at 2:49 pm

    “no matter what it looks like were not gay… seriously”

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  41. Sam Herman says:

    April 30th, 2004 at 9:12 pm

    I think this picture is just super.

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  42. spooginatrix says:

    May 19th, 2004 at 9:05 pm

    Bruce, can we borrow your spooge sponge for the “accident” in the ranks?

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  43. mike says:

    December 31st, 2003 at 10:56 am

    Boas “entradas”!lol

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  44. Gentaur says:

    December 27th, 2003 at 1:41 am

    This variety of deer is often found in Lapland.

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  45. ben lewis says:

    December 28th, 2003 at 8:36 pm

    Brian was’nt happy with the christmas village people act

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  46. chevman says:

    December 29th, 2003 at 12:10 pm

    Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen……..so what!?? At least we didn’t have to see CUPID!!!

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  47. Scrooged says:

    December 30th, 2003 at 10:55 am

    The Irish Santa’s reindeer: Prancer FitzDonner and Donner FitzPrancer

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  48. Flynny says:

    December 30th, 2003 at 4:22 am

    Should taht breed of deer really have nipples like that?

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  49. DOH! (_8(|) says:

    December 31st, 2003 at 12:52 pm

    in*sync during the holidays.

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  50. dude says:

    January 6th, 2004 at 3:31 am

    Forget the red noses- they all have big red horns!

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  51. Les says:

    January 14th, 2004 at 11:32 pm

    Its the new reality Christmas show, “Queer Guys through Reindeer Eyes”

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  52. Genevaldo says:

    January 17th, 2004 at 4:34 am

    Que tal esssas gatas da fto?

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  53. Fire Frog says:

    April 19th, 2004 at 1:12 pm

    Hmm, any one of them can come home with me and pull my…sleigh.

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  54. Justin says:

    March 13th, 2004 at 1:08 pm

    What? That’s not normal?

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  55. Anna says:

    February 27th, 2004 at 2:35 pm

    Queer Gear for the Gay Deer

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  56. Hades slave to agamemnon says:

    March 2nd, 2004 at 2:27 pm

    ok ok so who plays the male role here?

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  57. Da says:

    March 6th, 2004 at 10:40 am

    Oh deer Oh deer….

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  58. ttsquared says:

    March 20th, 2004 at 2:35 am

    Don we now our gay apparel, fa la la la la la la latiooooh…..

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  59. Mankie Apple says:

    April 1st, 2004 at 3:06 am

    Even though the kind man walking down the street was not a homophobe he couldnt help but say to them “Your All FAG

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  60. lll says:

    April 3rd, 2004 at 8:25 pm

    Sanctum Technical Support Team!!

    YEEE HAWWW!!!

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  61. emilo says:

    April 9th, 2004 at 3:01 pm

    Give generously. They need money to get their reputations back.

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  62. Sad But True says:

    April 28th, 2004 at 10:11 am

    No amount of “Doe” could straighten these guys out!

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  63. Dave says:

    December 6th, 2004 at 5:03 am

    The Guy Familys christmas party

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  64. Babs says:

    October 30th, 2004 at 2:51 pm

    Those hats behoove them.

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  65. Eric says:

    October 31st, 2004 at 9:31 am

    Breaking News: “The police is still

    looking for 4 gay deers, that has raped

    Santa this morning. The deers are

    horny and dangerous… “

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  66. hissyfit says:

    November 1st, 2004 at 1:28 am

    “Breaking News: “The police is still

    looking for 4 gay deers, that has raped

    Santa this morning. The deers are

    horny and dangerous… “

    Grammar please. The plural of deer is deer. Use have-not has-when the subject is plural.

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  67. canadiana says:

    June 2nd, 2004 at 7:12 pm

    have a holly jolly christmas, even when your going bald

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  68. deeter says:

    July 1st, 2004 at 9:44 am

    Why vegetables shouldn’t pee their pants.

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  69. h0bobo says:

    November 7th, 2004 at 1:17 am

    A Message to DIE for from the absolutely divine backpackers!

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  70. RICH says:

    October 19th, 2004 at 7:48 pm

    THE FOUR MUSKYQUEERS CELIBRATE CHRISTMAS, ANUS, ORFICE, PORTHOLE AND BACKDOUR.

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  71. Frylock says:

    October 19th, 2004 at 8:15 pm

    On Dancer, and Prancer, and Prancer…and Todd.

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  72. Nicky gay boy says:

    February 14th, 2005 at 9:55 am

    • star!

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  73. The Weather Gril says:

    December 18th, 2007 at 8:37 am

    IIt’s reindeer men, hallelujah, it’s reindeer men ……..

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  74. Sir Limps Alot. says:

    January 6th, 2004 at 2:34 pm

    Well it is the season for Fruitcake!

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  75. Jimmy Flowers says:

    December 25th, 2003 at 8:37 am

    The cast of Reindeer Gangbang 10 pose for a publicity shot.

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  76. Jill says:

    December 25th, 2003 at 2:14 pm

    Unlike most of the world, When these fine citizens scream “SANTA’S CUMING!” in joy, It has a different kind of meaning…

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  77. alien-ant says:

    December 25th, 2003 at 5:12 pm

    top act of the “pink ball gay-night” club

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  78. Mark Beular says:

    December 26th, 2003 at 1:15 am

    Gay eye for the straight guys new outlet, Gay Men for the confuse deer

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  79. s.chandler says:

    December 29th, 2003 at 5:08 pm

    Gals with schlongs, who knew?

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  80. filkertom says:

    December 30th, 2003 at 7:24 pm

    Queer Eye for the Petting Zoo

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  81. ljkjlk says:

    May 1st, 2004 at 2:32 pm

    do these antlers make my butt look fat?

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  82. ArrJay says:

    May 26th, 2004 at 9:26 pm

    Bruce, Frank, Percy and Jackie. The four reindeer Santa never talks about.

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  83. jojo says:

    December 31st, 2003 at 9:56 am

    nare one is toy

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  84. Jack says:

    December 30th, 2003 at 11:39 pm

    What Dubya dreams of when he gets into his jumpsuit.

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  85. Lawrence says:

    December 31st, 2003 at 5:51 pm

    I got 20 bucks says each of these guys fathers is either rolling in their grave, or this picture sent them to an early one and THEN they rolled over.

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  86. Homer Simpson says:

    January 12th, 2004 at 10:14 am

    He’s GAY!

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  87. Bisquitlips says:

    December 28th, 2003 at 11:52 pm

    Just four more horny queers.

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