Extreme Segway
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March 6th, 2004 at 7:32 am
Crap! I knew that supercharger I installed on this thing was going to be a bit much!!!
January 29th, 2004 at 8:25 pm
Tony Hawk finally makes the transition from punk teen to slightly-rebelious-middle-age-man
January 15th, 2004 at 9:09 am
Stephen Hawkings, Make a wish Foundation.
January 14th, 2004 at 11:06 pm
Due to budget restrictions, President Bush’s manned mission to Mars was not as successful as he had hoped.
January 15th, 2004 at 7:58 am
‘Scuse me while I mow the sky
January 25th, 2004 at 4:05 am
To enforce its ban on Segways, San Francisco put some serious speed bumps in the sidewalks.
February 24th, 2004 at 12:13 am
How 27 year old men get 20 year old women into the sac!!
February 24th, 2004 at 3:09 pm
Coming soon to cinemas. Segway Ninja’s. Watch the bad guys leave town.
January 14th, 2004 at 9:35 pm
welcome to “X games for homos”
January 15th, 2004 at 2:08 am
Defying his frail health, 65-year-old Evel Knievel leaps a souped-up Segway over a world record four buffet bars.
January 15th, 2004 at 6:51 am
‘PARACHUTE???? I thought you said, take the Segway, dude!’
February 21st, 2004 at 2:40 pm
It was at this moment that Jeremy came to the realization that his segway wasn’t exactly designed for hard landings.
October 30th, 2004 at 3:38 pm
quick batman to the….what the fu-…?
August 6th, 2004 at 1:22 pm
Don’t divorce me in mid-air !!
January 15th, 2004 at 8:00 am
An early screen shot from Tony Hawk 9: Extreme Retirement to Florida
January 15th, 2004 at 11:19 am
Filkertom finally gets a life!
January 18th, 2004 at 4:26 am
The “Oh, what a feeling!” commercials took on a whole new look when Toyota bought Segway.
January 24th, 2004 at 12:03 am
i’m livin it…mcdonalds
February 13th, 2004 at 3:02 pm
News: Captionmachine’s Unfortunate Obsession With Segways Leads To Hairy Palms And Blindness
February 25th, 2004 at 3:13 pm
Only possible if an after-market company starts building them. This is not political correct for Segway LLC.
They don’t like to have fun.
February 25th, 2004 at 4:49 pm
I didn’t think that conditioning the batteries would make this much of a difference.
October 30th, 2004 at 3:40 pm
unfortanutly this poor man doesnt have a penis as it is obvious
October 30th, 2004 at 3:41 pm
unfortanutly this poor man doesnt have a penis as it is obvious
June 11th, 2004 at 6:53 am
when they said gramps was gettin on with his life after the war i didnt know he was getting THAT into it!!!!
June 11th, 2004 at 10:57 pm
oh shit
March 10th, 2004 at 10:10 am
You should see me do thsi move in front of a speeding motorcycle!
January 23rd, 2004 at 7:19 pm
Do try this at home!
(don’t do it on the street)
January 15th, 2004 at 7:59 am
“Hello. Jackie Chan here for Lawn Boy.”
February 13th, 2004 at 2:13 am
Rueters: Cap’n SassyPants performs one of his many stunts for the Tacoma Special Olympics Winter Jamboree
January 15th, 2004 at 12:52 pm
Yeah, but can he do an ollie to a back side axle grind, and follow it up with a McTwist??? didn’t think so.
January 16th, 2004 at 6:18 pm
testing ground logbook, day 1:
SUV:17, Segway:0
(need more segway riders)
January 18th, 2004 at 4:31 am
Hey, it worked for Mountain Dew.
January 29th, 2004 at 3:21 am
już do was lece!!!!
January 25th, 2004 at 4:07 am
Segways have perfect balance… until you hit a banana peel.
January 25th, 2004 at 4:24 am
Segway inventer Dean Kamen’s still working out the bugs in the real “IT” invention, rocket boots.
January 26th, 2004 at 12:27 am
Segway attempts to revamp its image with its new X-Trme Scooter
January 26th, 2004 at 10:20 pm
In Heaven the ultra-low gravity makes mowing the clouds difficult
January 29th, 2004 at 3:21 am
już do was lece!!!
February 11th, 2004 at 1:24 am
The huge yo-yo forced the unfortunate boy out of the aircraft
February 16th, 2004 at 2:59 pm
“Get your yo-yo’s out! Grab a stick of Juicy Fruit! The taste is gonna move ya!”
February 17th, 2004 at 3:50 am
Can your ripoff “Q Electric Chariot” do THIS? Huh? Huh?
February 25th, 2004 at 5:43 pm
Gee - most of the stupid remarks were aleady taken
February 25th, 2004 at 7:43 pm
kljklkj
February 26th, 2004 at 8:40 am
Someone finally found the anti-gravity button.
February 27th, 2004 at 4:04 pm
does this this have a GPS installed??
March 2nd, 2004 at 2:06 pm
sente so
March 8th, 2004 at 2:48 pm
hmmm… now where did i leave the ground?….. Ah there it i.. BANG
March 14th, 2004 at 12:16 am
“Billy! Have you finished mowing the clouds?”
“On it now, Ma!”
March 22nd, 2004 at 5:06 am
And now for something completely different…
March 23rd, 2004 at 1:09 pm
Yeah, Segways are relatively safe, but in the one-in-a-million chance they do flip over….
April 20th, 2004 at 5:10 pm
Finally, a use for one of those things…
October 30th, 2004 at 3:39 pm
unfortanutly this poor man doesnt have a penis as it is obvious
May 11th, 2004 at 7:06 pm
After the divorice, Lance Armstrong is forced to give up half his possessions, leaving him with this to defend next years Tour De France on.
June 11th, 2004 at 6:42 am
“i knew we shouldnt a put the new petrol powered engines in”
June 11th, 2004 at 6:45 am
when they did the old guy jackass i thought they was joking. Now i know their not!!!
July 3rd, 2004 at 6:00 pm
I’m high man, I’m high!
December 27th, 2004 at 9:47 am
de, - Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 11:47:29 (PST)
April 8th, 2005 at 1:21 pm
try that in a sinclair c5, suddenly it seems easy on a seg
August 16th, 2005 at 8:05 pm
I can just picture 700 overweight bald-headed homos in purple capes riding these in formation during the SF gay pride parade.
August 16th, 2005 at 8:05 pm
I can just picture 700 overweight bald-headed homos in purple capes riding these in formation during the SF gay pride parade.
November 21st, 2005 at 12:52 pm
Ground control to Major Tom
December 18th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Ya gotta get the wind in your hair…X-TREME STYLE!
This is getting on jackass f-sure!
January 14th, 2004 at 11:34 pm
JANE!!! How do you stop this crazy thing?!?
January 15th, 2004 at 11:18 am
Segway’s have been banned from all sidewalks, streets, and paths. Angry segway riders take to the air.
January 16th, 2004 at 5:58 pm
Finally - a weapon of mass destruction!
January 18th, 2004 at 4:30 am
Segway unveils their Motocross model.
January 15th, 2004 at 12:27 pm
In their latest movie, the Power Rangers must confront their own conflicting emotions as they battle the Flying Robot Genitalia.
January 18th, 2004 at 9:49 am
This move is titled: Uncork a dork.
February 10th, 2004 at 5:22 pm
The extreme sport for old people! Now its getting all those trampolines ready before they hit the ground.
February 1st, 2004 at 9:11 pm
Up, up, up in the sky!
It’s a plane, it’s a bird!
No, it’s Segway-Ballet-Guy!
January 15th, 2004 at 9:51 am
Justin proves that it is, in fact, impossible to look cool with a scooter.
January 16th, 2004 at 8:05 am
Tra la la boom de aay
Up in the air today
With my little Segway
Feeling incredibly gay
January 14th, 2004 at 8:43 pm
I wonder whether this looks really as cool as I would like to..
January 16th, 2004 at 5:08 pm
Hi
January 15th, 2004 at 8:04 am
An early screen shot from Tony Hawk 6: Oh Crap This Is Gonna Hurt
January 16th, 2004 at 7:32 pm
7pounds.net/users/extreme_segway/gallery.htm expanding beyond your mond into the world of possibilitys, segway is the gateway to freedom.