Speed Bump

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Speed Bump

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125 Captions for “Speed Bump”

  1. Chance

    He should have ate Wheaties for breakfast.

  2. Chance

    He should have ate Wheaties for breakfast.

  3. Jodi

    Wow chance you have two captions…good job

  4. Version One

    “Perhaps,” Dave thought, “the sofa would have been a better place to take a nap.”

  5. jwd

    After being run over, Chance lost his short-term memory, and began submitting the same caption twice.

  6. Therus

    I don’t care what planet your from. Thats gonna hurt in the morning.

  7. Professor Kaos

    Evil Kenevil & his Robbie spend some quality time together on the weekends

  8. Lawrence

    How motorcycle buddies give each other a good hard backscratch…..

  9. Lawrence

    Ok bobbie, I can see what you mean when you say the straightaway is a bit uneven….

  10. cairo

    That must have been the guy assigned to post February’s pictures

  11. Gentaur

    After leaving the Army, Sarge and Beetle Bailey took up motorcycle racing.

  12. (pdw)

    After jumping out of airplanes with a Segway, Bob found a new hobby.

  13. filkertom

    Believe it or not, it feels great! Look at the one guy’s leg twitch — the rider must’ve found the “sweet spot”.

  14. filkertom

    “That’s what you get for wearing the same outfit as me, bitch!

  15. jwd

    In that split second, Harry realized his balsawood sidecar design, though very light, was not practical on the racing circuit.

  16. nurg

    Terrified for his beloved anthill in the path of Dave’s bike, Steve makes the ultimate sacrifice.

  17. Jill

    The Stretch Armstrong toy finds alternative work after the career boom of the ’70s.

  18. Pismonque

    “Cool, man! You nailed one of the other biker guys! Now go see if you can find a hooker to beat up! This game rules!”

  19. s.chandler

    “Cool! twitching,shrieking speed bumps!”

  20. Pismonque

    “Okay, okay! Uncle! UNCLE! C’mon man, let me up already!”

  21. sassy

    but will you respect him in the morning??

  22. sassy

    I SAID I’ll be your Backup not Backup!

  23. Naz

    The latest government unemployment project in action: Human speed-bumps.

  24. Bryan

    “You want to say something else about my mother!”

  25. Bryan

    “Cliff never really understood the concept of teamwork.”

  26. Often Visitor

    THIS WEBSITE IS TOTALLY GOING DOWNHILL. AFTER WEEKS AND WEEKS OF NO PHOTOGRAPHS, WE’RE FINALLY GIVEN THIS CRAPPY, NOT FUNNY, IMAGE. NOT COMING BACK.

  27. another often visitor

    I’m with often visitor. What moron put this up???

  28. STUPID PIC

    Why are you posting this violent image? I come to your website to get a laugh. What are you thinking! Boycott Caption Machine!!!

  29. cabe-o

    hey bobby, whats french for va-va-voom

  30. Often Visitor's Evil Twin

    I WRITE IN ALL CAPS. BOOHOO, THE PICTURES IS UNFUNNY. I CHECK THE SITE EVERY FEW MINUTES SO I CAN WRITE STUPID COMMENTS THAT AREN’T EVEN “CAPTIONS” FOR THE PICTURE. I’M LEAVING TO CRY NOW.

  31. Often Visitor's Parole Officer

    hey, “often visitor”…here’s your money back you insepid little twit. $0.00 Who says anybody owes YOU a picture? At some point in your adult life you will need to let go of the nipple and venture out on your own.

  32. Tom Servo

    “Hey Earl, check the oil while you’re down there will ya”
    “Can do!”

  33. Tom Servo

    “Auggh! Now I’ll never finish weaving that basket!”

  34. Justin

    “Hey, I see what you mean. . . the wheel IS making a funny sound.”

  35. Les

    Tony made sure that Billy lived up to the phrase, “Ex-lovers make great speed bumps.”

  36. Not often visitor

    Suddenly Mike regretted signing that liability waiver.

  37. Owen Lucas

    No no, Steve, this is two-hand-touch motocross, not tackle.

  38. Tinkey Winkey

    Damn it, there goes the suspension.

  39. jivepuddin

    “DAMMIT! Thats my Atkins-friendly arm!”

  40. manicuklawyer

    that’s one hell of a novelty parking bay

  41. Rochelle Siegel Smith

    Shit Kenny, you and those @#$%& leaky DEPENDS. Eeee-yew!

  42. IPalindromeI

    I’m not sure, but I think that’s cheating.

  43. IPalindromeI

    “And the Really Rottens move into second place!”

  44. Rochelle 29407

    SINCE THERE ISN’T ANY APRIL 2004 PICTURE TO CAPTION, I MADE UP MY OWN CAPTION…PICTURE THIS F U L. “Momma said if Sissy keeps eating all that candy it will ROTTERDAM teeth out. No wonder Sissy keeps repeating “Look ma, no cavities!” The wench hasn’t any teeth. Duh!!”

  45. Rochelle Siegel Smith

    After the bike ride,Davidson was Harley recognizable

  46. Love ya Often *Kiss*

    Hey look everyone, Often Visitor is so lame he has to create a caption complaining. Maybe its because his dick is to small so he releases his sexual frustrations online, tisk tisk…very tragic

  47. Amy

    What the redneck said before his untimely death: “Hey ya’ll, Watch this!”

  48. Sam Herman

    OH MY GOD!!! THEY KILLED KENNY!!! YOU BASTARD!!!

  49. RyDawg

    “You think you’re gonna get past me?!?!OVER MY DEAD BO-D-Y….ARRGGGHHH!!!”

  50. Gary Coleman

    hey get your bike off this baseball field! Imissed the catch!you retard!

  51. axcer

    Although employment is great, maybe bike riding isnt the BEST profession for the blind…

  52. axcer

    DAMN THE GOVERNMENT! I TOLD them to improve road safety! But did they listen?….

  53. Jon

    And suddenly Bill’s sexy photo shoot went horribly wrong.

  54. aza d

    please drive off me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. t0m0 is happy monkey

    IF YOUR LOOKING FOR TROUBLE U FOUND IT….because…??…..hmmmmm i don’t know ….ull bash me anyway won’t you!!!???

  56. t0m0 is happy monkey

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  57. Kezza

    “Dude i’ll stay away from your woman!”

  58. t0m0 is happy monkey

    hey aaron monkeyman look alike with no1…but brads a look alike monkey – retard kinda thing…hehehehe

  59. canadiana

    you idiot get your arm off of that bike!

  60. VJ

    At this point in the race, Rudy got tired.

  61. Graeme

    Yeah Pal!!! Over my Dead Body!!
    Your Choice!!

  62. saus

    scientists discover a new type of brain tumor motorcylemiligmomer

  63. RovingShoe

    The things you have to do for 15 minutes of fame when you can’t sing like William Hung.

  64. Carlos ashby

    Ok, why’d you do that son, you know your not supposed to run me over by accident,

    “But mama, its an accident”

    you do realize i’m your mom and i’m a guy dont you

  65. pete

    the whole “over my dead body” bravado did do billy any favours in the long run.

  66. Kenny

    Gee I’m glad I put on my helmet and protective boots.

  67. mike

    After close review. The Olympic commitee decided against the 155mph relay race.

  68. mike

    Fear not. After this he got a lead roll in the hit childrens show “Pee Wee’s Playhouse”

  69. Ian

    “I am gonna run on the road and trip you, so you can be out of the race! Aren’t I smart?” A few minutes later… “Aren’t I a dumbass?”

  70. Ian

    All I wanted to do is try to trip him so I could win the race! I guess it wasn’t so
    smart after all

  71. Splat

    Billy Joe finds that breakdancing on a track can have painful results.

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    It is ultimately not very intelligent to live in such a simplistic world of good vs evil, black and white, the true believers and apostates, us and them. You use religion not as a way to make you a better human being ( here goes that word again ), but to draw a circle around what you are prepared to think and care about. If it falls outside your circle, you are unconcerned.How sad.

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