Speed Bump
Speed Bump
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Speed Bump
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March 10th, 2004 at 10:22 am
2 Fast, 1 Furious
March 6th, 2004 at 6:37 pm
Ooo, a quarter!
March 3rd, 2004 at 7:48 am
“That’s what you get for wearing the same outfit as me, bitch!“
March 2nd, 2004 at 3:28 pm
“Perhaps,” Dave thought, “the sofa would have been a better place to take a nap.”
March 27th, 2004 at 4:36 am
“You shall not pass!!”
March 2nd, 2004 at 8:22 pm
Evil Kenevil & his Robbie spend some quality time together on the weekends
March 3rd, 2004 at 9:48 am
In that split second, Harry realized his balsawood sidecar design, though very light, was not practical on the racing circuit.
March 6th, 2004 at 8:49 pm
The latest government unemployment project in action: Human speed-bumps.
July 11th, 2004 at 12:24 am
At this point in the race, Rudy got tired.
April 2nd, 2004 at 11:08 pm
I’m not sure, but I think that’s cheating.
March 3rd, 2004 at 12:55 am
That must have been the guy assigned to post February’s pictures
March 3rd, 2004 at 6:43 pm
The Stretch Armstrong toy finds alternative work after the career boom of the ’70s.
March 12th, 2004 at 8:47 pm
Good thing he’s got those knee pads on
March 5th, 2004 at 11:24 pm
“Okay, okay! Uncle! UNCLE! C’mon man, let me up already!”
March 3rd, 2004 at 11:20 am
Terrified for his beloved anthill in the path of Dave’s bike, Steve makes the ultimate sacrifice.
March 7th, 2004 at 9:26 pm
“Cliff never really understood the concept of teamwork.”
March 12th, 2004 at 10:58 am
“Auggh! Now I’ll never finish weaving that basket!”
April 30th, 2004 at 9:27 pm
OH MY GOD!!! THEY KILLED KENNY!!! YOU BASTARD!!!
July 16th, 2004 at 12:45 am
Yeah Pal!!! Over my Dead Body!!
Your Choice!!
March 3rd, 2004 at 5:13 am
After jumping out of airplanes with a Segway, Bob found a new hobby.
March 5th, 2004 at 9:19 am
“Cool! twitching,shrieking speed bumps!”
March 7th, 2004 at 9:23 pm
“You want to say something else about my mother!”
March 7th, 2004 at 11:25 pm
I’m with often visitor. What moron put this up???
March 8th, 2004 at 12:16 am
AMA Smackdown!
March 9th, 2004 at 2:44 pm
Mad Max 2020: Beyond Watkins Glen
March 19th, 2004 at 11:39 am
Karma: Don’t masturbate.
March 26th, 2004 at 8:43 pm
“DAMMIT! Thats my Atkins-friendly arm!”
April 25th, 2004 at 10:49 pm
Its all good im double jointed!
April 25th, 2004 at 10:57 pm
lets see u touch little boys now BITCH!
June 9th, 2004 at 6:53 pm
alright man ill pay up .damn
March 20th, 2004 at 2:14 am
Where the rubber meets the node.
March 2nd, 2004 at 3:59 pm
“Look, Ma, no hands!”
March 2nd, 2004 at 7:08 pm
I don’t care what planet your from. Thats gonna hurt in the morning.
March 2nd, 2004 at 8:32 pm
How motorcycle buddies give each other a good hard backscratch…..
March 4th, 2004 at 11:50 am
“Cool, man! You nailed one of the other biker guys! Now go see if you can find a hooker to beat up! This game rules!”
March 6th, 2004 at 8:59 am
Now way you are going to pass me!
March 8th, 2004 at 2:43 pm
hey bobby, whats french for va-va-voom
March 12th, 2004 at 10:40 am
“Hey Earl, check the oil while you’re down there will ya”
“Can do!”
March 13th, 2004 at 12:44 pm
“Hey, I see what you mean. . . the wheel IS making a funny sound.”
March 19th, 2004 at 9:18 am
Tony made sure that Billy lived up to the phrase, “Ex-lovers make great speed bumps.”
March 25th, 2004 at 7:01 am
In mother russia, bike rides you.
March 27th, 2004 at 4:27 pm
that’s one hell of a novelty parking bay
May 1st, 2004 at 12:27 pm
“Thats the last tim i flip him off”
May 13th, 2004 at 7:09 am
Can i take those pills now
June 2nd, 2004 at 11:58 pm
And suddenly Bill’s sexy photo shoot went horribly wrong.
July 16th, 2004 at 10:38 pm
The things you have to do for 15 minutes of fame when you can’t sing like William Hung.
March 12th, 2004 at 3:23 am
This is how we fix things in russia !
March 8th, 2004 at 8:24 pm
werie, ouwe.
March 9th, 2004 at 12:18 am
“Torque” or torture?
March 2nd, 2004 at 3:58 pm
After being run over, Chance lost his short-term memory, and began submitting the same caption twice.
March 3rd, 2004 at 12:54 am
Excuse me! Passing right!
March 3rd, 2004 at 7:46 am
Believe it or not, it feels great! Look at the one guy’s leg twitch — the rider must’ve found the “sweet spot”.
March 6th, 2004 at 2:00 am
Ahhhh, yes, that’s the spot…
March 6th, 2004 at 3:47 pm
Hey break a leg!!
March 6th, 2004 at 3:48 pm
but will you respect him in the morning??
March 6th, 2004 at 3:48 pm
I SAID I’ll be your Backup not Backup!
March 10th, 2004 at 12:46 am
“OW!! Dr. Payne, are you sure this is an accepted form of chiropractics?”
March 23rd, 2004 at 11:03 am
Suddenly Mike regretted signing that liability waiver.
March 23rd, 2004 at 1:05 pm
No no, Steve, this is two-hand-touch motocross, not tackle.
March 24th, 2004 at 4:01 pm
Damn it, there goes the suspension.
March 29th, 2004 at 7:24 pm
Shit Kenny, you and those @#$%& leaky DEPENDS. Eeee-yew!
April 1st, 2004 at 5:39 am
Last time i try and thumb a lift
April 2nd, 2004 at 11:18 pm
“And the Really Rottens move into second place!”
April 6th, 2004 at 8:07 am
Gotcha, ya yella belly Klutz!
April 7th, 2004 at 4:38 pm
Probably not the safest way to remove one’s helmet..
April 14th, 2004 at 9:54 am
After the bike ride,Davidson was Harley recognizable
April 20th, 2004 at 5:13 pm
$SHOULDER–;
April 27th, 2004 at 7:13 pm
1 fast, 1 furious
April 28th, 2004 at 10:22 am
Boys will be boys!
April 28th, 2004 at 10:25 am
What the redneck said before his untimely death: “Hey ya’ll, Watch this!”
May 1st, 2004 at 12:25 pm
Now how am I going to get this tire stain off?!!!!!!!!!!?
November 4th, 2004 at 11:32 pm
HAA HAA 2 for flinching
May 6th, 2004 at 6:55 pm
“You think you’re gonna get past me?!?!OVER MY DEAD BO-D-Y….ARRGGGHHH!!!”
May 12th, 2004 at 12:40 pm
hey get your bike off this baseball field! Imissed the catch!you retard!
May 17th, 2004 at 2:39 pm
Although employment is great, maybe bike riding isnt the BEST profession for the blind…
May 17th, 2004 at 2:42 pm
DAMN THE GOVERNMENT! I TOLD them to improve road safety! But did they listen?….
June 9th, 2004 at 6:49 pm
please drive off me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 9th, 2004 at 6:53 pm
IF YOUR LOOKING FOR TROUBLE U FOUND IT….because…??…..hmmmmm i don’t know ….ull bash me anyway won’t you!!!???
June 9th, 2004 at 6:57 pm
“Dude i’ll stay away from your woman!”
June 9th, 2004 at 7:00 pm
hey aaron monkeyman look alike with no1…but brads a look alike monkey - retard kinda thing…hehehehe
June 17th, 2004 at 8:40 am
yerrrrrrrrr out!!!!!!!!!!
July 3rd, 2004 at 5:59 pm
Ouch, my wrist!
July 7th, 2004 at 7:31 am
getting ahead in the race
July 16th, 2004 at 1:56 pm
scientists discover a new type of brain tumor motorcylemiligmomer
July 20th, 2004 at 2:43 pm
Ouch
August 4th, 2004 at 1:27 pm
hey!! That’s my dollar
September 6th, 2004 at 5:29 pm
“cause the chicks dig it”
September 9th, 2004 at 9:47 pm
camera phones,always carry it.
January 14th, 2005 at 11:31 am
This seemed like a good idea at the time.
October 28th, 2004 at 11:30 am
okay, that one below is pretty stupid
October 28th, 2004 at 11:05 am
Ok, why’d you do that son, you know your not supposed to run me over by accident,
“But mama, its an accident”
you do realize i’m your mom and i’m a guy dont you
November 7th, 2004 at 2:59 pm
the whole “over my dead body” bravado did do billy any favours in the long run.
December 21st, 2004 at 8:59 pm
Hi My wife and I would like to thank you all for this web site. Hours of pleasure and all
December 22nd, 2004 at 8:04 am
I guess I should have bought a Segway.
November 7th, 2004 at 1:12 am
That’ll teach you to lap me!
January 27th, 2005 at 10:34 am
Sidehacking ain’t what it used to be.
February 4th, 2005 at 8:12 am
Gee I’m glad I put on my helmet and protective boots.
April 20th, 2005 at 8:57 pm
After close review. The Olympic commitee decided against the 155mph relay race.
April 20th, 2005 at 9:03 pm
Fear not. After this he got a lead roll in the hit childrens show “Pee Wee’s Playhouse”
April 20th, 2005 at 9:08 pm
and he never lost his hat
May 21st, 2005 at 11:24 am
LOOK MA ROAD KILL!!!!!!
February 17th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
“I am gonna run on the road and trip you, so you can be out of the race! Aren’t I smart?” A few minutes later… “Aren’t I a dumbass?”
May 4th, 2006 at 11:56 am
All I wanted to do is try to trip him so I could win the race! I guess it wasn’t so
smart after all
March 25th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Billy Joe finds that breakdancing on a track can have painful results.
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:27 am
ill give you a head start “go”
May 31st, 2007 at 12:12 pm
7 come 11 - the hard way
March 3rd, 2004 at 8:29 pm
“I learned this move from a stressed-out soccer mom.”
March 2nd, 2004 at 8:33 pm
Ok bobbie, I can see what you mean when you say the straightaway is a bit uneven….
March 3rd, 2004 at 5:30 pm
“Hey, your helmet digned my fender.”
April 6th, 2004 at 8:01 am
SINCE THERE ISN’T ANY APRIL 2004 PICTURE TO CAPTION, I MADE UP MY OWN CAPTION…PICTURE THIS F U L. “Momma said if Sissy keeps eating all that candy it will ROTTERDAM teeth out. No wonder Sissy keeps repeating “Look ma, no cavities!” The wench hasn’t any teeth. Duh!!”
April 15th, 2004 at 9:38 pm
Hey look everyone, Often Visitor is so lame he has to create a caption complaining. Maybe its because his dick is to small so he releases his sexual frustrations online, tisk tisk…very tragic
June 9th, 2004 at 6:54 pm
hey tomo
June 9th, 2004 at 6:55 pm
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June 9th, 2004 at 6:59 pm
d_b
June 17th, 2004 at 8:39 am
you idiot get your arm off of that bike!
March 3rd, 2004 at 2:46 am
After leaving the Army, Sarge and Beetle Bailey took up motorcycle racing.
March 7th, 2004 at 11:28 pm
Why are you posting this violent image? I come to your website to get a laugh. What are you thinking! Boycott Caption Machine!!!
March 9th, 2004 at 2:38 pm
hey, “often visitor”…here’s your money back you insepid little twit. $0.00 Who says anybody owes YOU a picture? At some point in your adult life you will need to let go of the nipple and venture out on your own.
March 2nd, 2004 at 2:15 pm
Wow chance you have two captions…good job
March 2nd, 2004 at 1:22 pm
He should have ate Wheaties for breakfast.
March 2nd, 2004 at 1:21 pm
He should have ate Wheaties for breakfast.
March 9th, 2004 at 1:31 pm
I WRITE IN ALL CAPS. BOOHOO, THE PICTURES IS UNFUNNY. I CHECK THE SITE EVERY FEW MINUTES SO I CAN WRITE STUPID COMMENTS THAT AREN’T EVEN “CAPTIONS” FOR THE PICTURE. I’M LEAVING TO CRY NOW.
March 7th, 2004 at 11:24 pm
THIS WEBSITE IS TOTALLY GOING DOWNHILL. AFTER WEEKS AND WEEKS OF NO PHOTOGRAPHS, WE’RE FINALLY GIVEN THIS CRAPPY, NOT FUNNY, IMAGE. NOT COMING BACK.
March 4th, 2004 at 6:50 pm
Storyboard for next Mel Gibson movie