There was a post here from someone who said “Take down the Iraq photo, it’s an outrage”. The moderator removed it—I assume because it was getting too many votes and making him look bad.
Short-term, you’re right, I remember it. I also remember thinking that it was too bad the dead soldiers in the mosaic photo did not give their consent to be in the mosaic photo, much less to participate in some left-wing commie bullshit mosaic photo.
Place gin or vodka, triple sec, vermouth, grenadine and ice in shaker. Shake well and pour into glass. Fill with tonic water or club soda. Wear gas mask while funneling it down cat’s mouth in case of explosion.
“What have I done…”, lamented Gordon, as the last of Snowball’s once luxurious coat of fur drifted to the carpet. His obstinancy, and his love for Indian cuisine in spite of gastriointestinal consequences, had finally claimed its first victim.
April 9th, 2004 at 2:08 pm
Never let a chihauhua and a rat mate.
April 9th, 2004 at 2:43 pm | Promoted
And the worst smelling pussy award goes to
... (drum roll) ...
April 10th, 2004 at 3:41 am | Promoted
Weapons of Manx destruction
April 10th, 2004 at 3:42 am | Promoted
... and the dog’s gone blind….
April 10th, 2004 at 6:15 am | Promoted
It was a sad day when a now full-grown alf stopped eating cats.
April 10th, 2004 at 8:53 am | Promoted
I worship YOU Saddam!
April 10th, 2004 at 8:05 pm | Promoted
The cat is charging by the hour…
April 10th, 2004 at 11:09 pm | Promoted
Ed demonstrates the high-tech Hairball Interceptor for a very reluctant Mr. Whiskers.
April 11th, 2004 at 6:42 am | Promoted
Working out with dead pets is fun but has its drawbacks.
April 12th, 2004 at 10:33 am | Promoted
Prepare to neutralize the terrorist threat!
April 13th, 2004 at 8:04 pm | Promoted
Pussy farts stink.
April 13th, 2004 at 8:07 pm | Promoted
Sphinx stinks
April 14th, 2004 at 7:39 am | Promoted
Church’s fried chicken! 86
April 14th, 2004 at 9:33 am | Promoted
I smell the sting of death.Uhgggg. Thanks Manx for all those good years you gave, pussy-footin’ around waitin’ for hand-outs.
April 14th, 2004 at 12:56 pm | Promoted
Speaking of rancid pussy, what has Courtney Love been up to?
April 14th, 2004 at 1:02 pm | Promoted
Ann’s farts were so bad, not only did she have to wear a gas mask, but it shrivelled the hair right off her cat.
April 14th, 2004 at 9:48 pm | Promoted
oh no the cat is about to turn into a skunk run for your lives….well a gas mask works too!
April 15th, 2004 at 3:02 pm | Promoted
The aliens were evolving… no longer detaching from the host’s face before bursting from the chest cavity.
April 15th, 2004 at 11:07 pm | Promoted
Of all the chores, Schwarzenegger’s personal assistant hated feeding time the most.
April 20th, 2004 at 1:15 pm | Promoted
Stinky Pussy.
April 20th, 2004 at 1:55 pm | Promoted
There was a post here from someone who said “Take down the Iraq photo, it’s an outrage”. The moderator removed it—I assume because it was getting too many votes and making him look bad.
April 20th, 2004 at 5:03 pm | Promoted
Damn this shit is tight!
April 21st, 2004 at 11:12 pm | Promoted
S.B.D.!!!
April 23rd, 2004 at 8:56 am | Promoted
Timmy tried to like his new pet, but he really missed Ole Yeller.
April 24th, 2004 at 6:43 pm | Promoted
Short-term, you’re right, I remember it. I also remember thinking that it was too bad the dead soldiers in the mosaic photo did not give their consent to be in the mosaic photo, much less to participate in some left-wing commie bullshit mosaic photo.
April 25th, 2004 at 9:01 pm | Promoted
Sniffing cats just doesn’t pay…
April 25th, 2004 at 10:28 pm | Promoted
Holy SHIT! his hands on its NUTS!
April 26th, 2004 at 3:15 am | Promoted
“you win! you win! enough already!”
April 26th, 2004 at 6:20 pm | Promoted
“i knew i should have used a condom, instead!”
April 28th, 2004 at 9:48 am | Promoted
“Here shitty, shitty, shitty!”
April 28th, 2004 at 9:49 am | Promoted
“Yo Quero Taco Bell!”
April 29th, 2004 at 2:28 pm | Promoted
It’s ‘pay back’ time for leaving me a dirty litter pan, Manx alot asswhippie!
April 29th, 2004 at 5:33 pm | Promoted
Why do they always make me move out the dead ones?
May 2nd, 2004 at 10:30 am | Promoted
You should have used Johnny Cat.
—-Johnny Cat kitty litter
May 2nd, 2004 at 10:35 am | Promoted
Batty’s Bartenders Guide: Johnny Cat
Place gin or vodka, triple sec, vermouth, grenadine and ice in shaker. Shake well and pour into glass. Fill with tonic water or club soda. Wear gas mask while funneling it down cat’s mouth in case of explosion.
May 4th, 2004 at 12:27 pm | Promoted
“What have I done…”, lamented Gordon, as the last of Snowball’s once luxurious coat of fur drifted to the carpet. His obstinancy, and his love for Indian cuisine in spite of gastriointestinal consequences, had finally claimed its first victim.
May 10th, 2004 at 10:52 am | Promoted
Damn is that America i smell????.....
May 10th, 2004 at 10:53 am | Promoted
Adam Sandler woud have done this pussy heheheh ill beat him to it!!!....
May 21st, 2004 at 6:42 pm | Promoted
Pwahh! My wife’s pussy sure does smell, even after she has shaved it.
May 24th, 2004 at 6:57 am | Promoted
How the hell did God let this live?
May 24th, 2004 at 11:32 am | Promoted
Smelly Cat, Smeeelllly Cat, What are they feeding you????
June 2nd, 2004 at 7:09 pm | Promoted
i wonder what it tastes like
June 9th, 2004 at 7:06 pm
I knew that when they said there was some side effects to the shampoo i didnt know we would have to shave. It still smells bad!!!!
June 9th, 2004 at 7:13 pm | Promoted
“What ya doin?”
“Cat sniffin”
“yeah you really gotta wonder if its gonna pay-off someday”
“hehehehehehe”
June 9th, 2004 at 7:37 pm | Promoted
just got the lab tests back-This cat has severe smellurosis
June 16th, 2004 at 11:01 am | Promoted
Puss & Wuss.
June 25th, 2004 at 4:40 pm
George fails his cat-scan again.
July 1st, 2004 at 9:46 am | Promoted
This sausage is rancid, dude.
July 7th, 2004 at 7:33 am | Promoted
no more chili bean cat food for kitty
August 30th, 2004 at 9:38 pm
This shaved cat I reserve for George Bush’s ass!
February 4th, 2005 at 7:44 am
Billy finally breaks down and cleans the dorm room mini fridge, finding fluffy the white kitty, he and Ernie had lost.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
If we take the mask of he bites