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On a lighter side

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  1. meow says:

    April 13th, 2004 at 8:04 pm

    Pussy farts stink.

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  2. canadiana says:

    June 2nd, 2004 at 7:09 pm

    i wonder what it tastes like

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  3. meowr says:

    June 16th, 2004 at 11:01 am

    Puss & Wuss.

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  4. deeter says:

    July 1st, 2004 at 9:46 am

    This sausage is rancid, dude.

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  5. s says:

    July 7th, 2004 at 7:33 am

    no more chili bean cat food for kitty

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  6. filkertom says:

    April 10th, 2004 at 3:41 am

    Weapons of Manx destruction

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  7. aza d says:

    June 9th, 2004 at 7:37 pm

    just got the lab tests back-This cat has severe smellurosis

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  8. Heywood says:

    June 25th, 2004 at 4:40 pm

    George fails his cat-scan again.

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  9. Grant says:

    April 9th, 2004 at 2:08 pm

    Never let a chihauhua and a rat mate.

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  10. aza d says:

    June 9th, 2004 at 7:06 pm

    I knew that when they said there was some side effects to the shampoo i didnt know we would have to shave. It still smells bad!!!!

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  11. Dick Cheney says:

    August 30th, 2004 at 9:38 pm

    This shaved cat I reserve for George Bush’s ass!

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  12. Kenny says:

    February 4th, 2005 at 7:44 am

    Billy finally breaks down and cleans the dorm room mini fridge, finding fluffy the white kitty, he and Ernie had lost.

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  13. NooSweat says:

    April 27th, 2007 at 9:29 pm

    If we take the mask of he bites

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  14. poopycat says:

    April 13th, 2004 at 8:07 pm

    Sphinx stinks

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  15. resisobilus says:

    April 15th, 2004 at 11:07 pm

    Of all the chores, Schwarzenegger’s personal assistant hated feeding time the most.

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  16. Short-Term Memory says:

    April 20th, 2004 at 1:55 pm

    There was a post here from someone who said “Take down the Iraq photo, it’s an outrage”. The moderator removed it–I assume because it was getting too many votes and making him look bad.

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  17. read today, gone tomorrow says:

    April 24th, 2004 at 6:43 pm

    Short-term, you’re right, I remember it. I also remember thinking that it was too bad the dead soldiers in the mosaic photo did not give their consent to be in the mosaic photo, much less to participate in some left-wing commie bullshit mosaic photo.

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  18. arron says:

    April 25th, 2004 at 10:28 pm

    Holy SHIT! his hands on its NUTS!

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  19. Sad but true says:

    April 28th, 2004 at 9:48 am

    “Here shitty, shitty, shitty!”

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  20. dfdhjk says:

    May 21st, 2004 at 6:42 pm

    Pwahh! My wife’s pussy sure does smell, even after she has shaved it.

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  21. aza d says:

    June 9th, 2004 at 7:13 pm

    “What ya doin?”

    “Cat sniffin”

    “yeah you really gotta wonder if its gonna pay-off someday”

    “hehehehehehe”

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  22. Me a Mofo says:

    April 29th, 2004 at 5:33 pm

    Why do they always make me move out the dead ones?

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  23. ODDROB says:

    April 9th, 2004 at 2:43 pm

    And the worst smelling pussy award goes to

    … (drum roll) …

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  24. filkertom says:

    April 10th, 2004 at 3:42 am

    … and the dog’s gone blind….

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  25. Brad says:

    April 10th, 2004 at 6:15 am

    It was a sad day when a now full-grown alf stopped eating cats.

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  26. Ed says:

    April 10th, 2004 at 8:05 pm

    The cat is charging by the hour…

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  27. Pismonque says:

    April 10th, 2004 at 11:09 pm

    Ed demonstrates the high-tech Hairball Interceptor for a very reluctant Mr. Whiskers.

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  28. (pdw) says:

    April 11th, 2004 at 6:42 am

    Working out with dead pets is fun but has its drawbacks.

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  29. Deraj says:

    April 12th, 2004 at 10:33 am

    Prepare to neutralize the terrorist threat!

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  30. silver chrysler cordoba w/red interior says:

    April 14th, 2004 at 7:39 am

    Church’s fried chicken! 86

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  31. Rochelle Siegel Smith says:

    April 14th, 2004 at 9:33 am

    I smell the sting of death.Uhgggg. Thanks Manx for all those good years you gave, pussy-footin’ around waitin’ for hand-outs.

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  32. John Kerry's head says:

    April 14th, 2004 at 12:56 pm

    Speaking of rancid pussy, what has Courtney Love been up to?

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  33. Fire Frog says:

    April 14th, 2004 at 1:02 pm

    Ann’s farts were so bad, not only did she have to wear a gas mask, but it shrivelled the hair right off her cat.

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  34. Erik says:

    April 15th, 2004 at 3:02 pm

    The aliens were evolving… no longer detaching from the host’s face before bursting from the chest cavity.

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  35. Richard Cranium says:

    April 20th, 2004 at 1:15 pm

    Stinky Pussy.

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  36. joe says:

    April 20th, 2004 at 5:03 pm

    Damn this shit is tight!

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  37. nick says:

    April 21st, 2004 at 11:12 pm

    S.B.D.!!!

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  38. Not often visitor says:

    April 23rd, 2004 at 8:56 am

    Timmy tried to like his new pet, but he really missed Ole Yeller.

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  39. Adam says:

    April 25th, 2004 at 9:01 pm

    Sniffing cats just doesn’t pay…

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  40. Bravo says:

    April 26th, 2004 at 3:15 am

    “you win! you win! enough already!”

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  41. matt harris says:

    April 26th, 2004 at 6:20 pm

    “i knew i should have used a condom, instead!”

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  42. sistermadly says:

    May 4th, 2004 at 12:27 pm

    “What have I done…”, lamented Gordon, as the last of Snowball’s once luxurious coat of fur drifted to the carpet. His obstinancy, and his love for Indian cuisine in spite of gastriointestinal consequences, had finally claimed its first victim.

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  43. Sad but true says:

    April 28th, 2004 at 9:49 am

    “Yo Quero Taco Bell!”

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  44. Rochelle Siegel Smith says:

    April 29th, 2004 at 2:28 pm

    It’s ‘pay back’ time for leaving me a dirty litter pan, Manx alot asswhippie!

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  45. Shadowbat says:

    May 2nd, 2004 at 10:30 am

    You should have used Johnny Cat.

    —Johnny Cat kitty litter

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  46. Shadowbat says:

    May 2nd, 2004 at 10:35 am

    Batty’s Bartenders Guide: Johnny Cat

    Place gin or vodka, triple sec, vermouth, grenadine and ice in shaker. Shake well and pour into glass. Fill with tonic water or club soda. Wear gas mask while funneling it down cat’s mouth in case of explosion.

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  47. Yank Hater You All Suck says:

    May 10th, 2004 at 10:53 am

    Adam Sandler woud have done this pussy heheheh ill beat him to it!!!….

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  48. ewhizkid says:

    May 24th, 2004 at 6:57 am

    How the hell did God let this live?

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  49. cutetexasgal says:

    May 24th, 2004 at 11:32 am

    Smelly Cat, Smeeelllly Cat, What are they feeding you????

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  50. Priss says:

    April 14th, 2004 at 9:48 pm

    oh no the cat is about to turn into a skunk run for your lives….well a gas mask works too!

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  51. Yank Hater You All Suck says:

    May 10th, 2004 at 10:52 am

    Damn is that America i smell????…..

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  52. aaaaaaaaaaa says:

    April 10th, 2004 at 8:53 am

    I worship YOU Saddam!

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