Caution: High Winds
It’s that time of year again, when all the trailer parks (aka Tornado Decoys) get hit by the big winds.
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May 10th, 2004 at 1:17 pm
The sign seemed awfully smug considering it didn’t heed its own advice
May 26th, 2004 at 6:33 pm
Caution: loose signs.
May 11th, 2004 at 7:50 am
Caution high winds about what?
May 13th, 2004 at 2:21 pm
man…who pulled HIS finger???
July 6th, 2004 at 3:48 pm
No shit Sherlock!
July 18th, 2004 at 9:42 am
Winds was really pissed of. Not only was he off marijuana for a month now, he saw no reason the county should humiliate him publicly, even if he was stoned now and then.
May 11th, 2004 at 2:13 am
If high winds caused this… explain how the other side of the road is undamaged?
May 12th, 2004 at 11:56 am
Thanks for the warning…
May 12th, 2004 at 4:01 pm
…and little Jimmy’s in Idaho…
May 26th, 2004 at 6:34 pm
Welcome to Chicago.
August 18th, 2004 at 11:00 am
Caution: Stupid Captions Below
May 10th, 2004 at 7:38 pm
Another reason not to live next door to a Taco Bell.
May 12th, 2004 at 9:01 am
CAUTION! DON’T BE A LIVE WIRE OR YOU’LL GET FRIED!
May 12th, 2004 at 9:07 am
OKAY BOYS AND GIRLS OUR WHITE-LINED ROAD-LETTERING TODAY IS “L.” CAN Y’ALL SAY “L” AS IN LUNIACY?!
May 12th, 2004 at 2:18 pm
‘nuf said
May 13th, 2004 at 6:15 am
Arent you supposed to put the sign there before it happens?
May 23rd, 2004 at 10:18 am
High winds? What do we care about that? So some bird gets blown off course to Wogga Wogga, it’s the low winds that come down here and rip up our fair city that’s pissing us off!
May 13th, 2004 at 7:00 am
Hope that was a Earthquake
May 14th, 2004 at 1:42 pm
Woohoo high winds toke it up!
May 14th, 2004 at 8:49 pm
Excuse Me! Is this a reference to smoking weed? Yeah I know, I know, I helped another terrorist today. Get Off My Back God!
May 17th, 2004 at 10:41 pm
Fortunately for the city, a lot of money was saved in digging up and putting in new power lines.
May 23rd, 2004 at 6:01 pm
What a disaster area! by passing wind you have demolished this once calm town. Y’all captioners are all full of hot air.Yuk!
May 24th, 2004 at 6:54 am
Yeah… no kidding.
May 24th, 2004 at 11:14 pm
this sucks! check out the queer reindeer.
May 28th, 2004 at 12:30 am
Copyright Dur-hay Sign Company.
June 9th, 2004 at 7:39 pm
“I thought these signs would work!!!!”
June 9th, 2004 at 7:40 pm
tell me somethging i dont know
June 16th, 2004 at 10:58 am
So you say the sign was tacked at eye level?
July 3rd, 2004 at 5:54 pm
Those stupid city worker, they installed the sign on vertical.
July 30th, 2004 at 7:30 am
thanks the warning…better late then never i say!
September 14th, 2004 at 8:00 am
a butterfly in russia, a huricane in america…so there telling us to kill all the butterflys, right?
April 27th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Caution: low signs
May 21st, 2004 at 9:46 am
IT’S GODZILLA!
May 12th, 2004 at 8:55 am
honey there goes the neighborhood….again..
May 14th, 2004 at 2:51 pm
One reason for the right side of the road being unaffected is that it is at a higher elevation. Water runoff would flow toward the left side, causing puddles that could make the ground muddier around the telephone poles on the left.
May 19th, 2004 at 8:13 pm
Touch my pee pee!
May 24th, 2004 at 1:12 am
Caption Machine Sucks
30 second rule is holding me back
July 7th, 2004 at 7:35 am
and I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your sign down
May 10th, 2004 at 10:18 pm
About time you got a new photo. Now let’s work on getting a better one
June 9th, 2004 at 8:55 pm
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