Please be a fake
Oh man I hope this isn’t real.
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October 21st, 2004 at 8:49 pm
The crooked “W”:
Bushy George Bush
May 26th, 2004 at 3:31 pm
Redneck Crop Circles.
May 23rd, 2004 at 12:11 am
The back says No. 3 but the smell says No. 2.
August 24th, 2004 at 7:38 pm
This hairy throbbing man I reserve for George Bush’s ass!
May 16th, 2004 at 2:28 am
Aware of the flaws with standardized tests and biases of book learning, BillyBobBubbaDale proudly displays his IQ score wherever he goes.
May 16th, 2004 at 2:00 am
Ed’s campaign for membership in the Fantastic Four was doomed from the start
July 15th, 2004 at 5:31 pm
The name for this affliction is Nascarpet.
May 16th, 2004 at 2:02 am
Today’s episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by…
May 16th, 2004 at 8:42 pm
Indy 500 Tickets: $200
Large Beer and Hot Dog: $25
Getting stuck behind a fat ass bitch and her fatass redneck husband: Priceless
There are some things money cant buy, for everything else, theres a shotgun.
May 23rd, 2004 at 5:52 pm
Luke knew the only way to have a ‘threesome’ was to advertise
June 16th, 2004 at 10:55 am
Goldilocks and the 3.
May 13th, 2004 at 12:01 am
My god… This must be where white trash go after the trailer park is blown away.
May 13th, 2004 at 2:28 pm
…and if you look closely…she’s got a silhouette of the Golden Gate Bridge on her back. Waht does that have to do with NASCAR?
May 14th, 2004 at 1:41 pm
Can’t imagine why the other seat next to him is unoccupied.
May 16th, 2004 at 2:46 am
ok, she’s blond enuff.
After the first two sessions of lovemaking in the missionary position, the blond misinterprets billybob’s request that number 3 be on his back.
May 17th, 2004 at 10:31 am
Missing Link ???
May 19th, 2004 at 4:14 pm
Hairy Guy: GO Ricky Rudd!
Spectator: Dude, Ricky Rudd is number 21.
Hairy Guy: Yeah, I know.
SPectator: Well, your back says…
Hairy Guy: Pretty cool, huh? My Girl did it.
Spectator: um…okay.
His Girl: I didn’t have room for 21 so I added them together.
Hairy Guy: Huh? Added who together? What the….
May 20th, 2004 at 9:03 pm
I wanna rub up against him, and feel his furriness against my cheeks! All that fuzzy body hair makes me feel kinda naught inside. I love the way it tickles my ear, and when he lets me ride him like a pony I feel like I am really in nature, getting my thighs rubbing against his bucking mane. Makes my nuts tighten.
May 23rd, 2004 at 12:21 am
“Dang it, Norlene, I knew I shoulda sat up when you shaved me instead of layin’ on the edge of the bed. Now everybody thinks I’m cheerin’ for the No. 3 car and not the McDonalds car.”
May 26th, 2004 at 4:22 am
I didn’t know Wookies really cared for Nascar that much…
May 28th, 2004 at 12:25 am
The NASCAR critics finally had the undeniable proof they had so long needed of the “sport’s” horrifying effects. The Surgeon General’s office rushed to action, but were they in time?
July 30th, 2004 at 1:40 pm
Nate Cabot does Nascar
May 12th, 2004 at 5:25 pm
Honey, when are you going to take your shirt off, I look silly without the ‘1′ next to me!
May 14th, 2004 at 8:55 am
Da Bears.
May 15th, 2004 at 9:01 pm
“Hey, is that a rug?”
May 16th, 2004 at 11:41 am
Look mommy, a girl and her doggy!
May 16th, 2004 at 2:34 am
I believed in diversity…then the rednecks showed up.
May 16th, 2004 at 2:38 am
This boy need to go back inside his momma’s womb and gestate some more!
July 20th, 2004 at 2:48 pm
Bigfoot sighted outside forest!
October 21st, 2004 at 10:00 am
“Dang, woman, couldn`t you have combed your hair?”
October 19th, 2004 at 6:42 am
LIVING PROOF THERE IS NO TRASH LIKE WHITE TRASH!
October 19th, 2004 at 6:54 am
HARRY HAD BEEN JERKING OFF FOR YEARS AND THEN HE TURNED AROUND IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, ALAS IT WAS TOO LATE!
June 11th, 2004 at 10:04 pm
damn, I wish my back was that hairy.
then I could get lost in it and start a new civilization.
wait, i’m in tennessee… dammit.
October 29th, 2004 at 9:57 pm
Ron Jeremy enjoys a few hours off from his shooting schedule.
June 19th, 2004 at 1:49 pm
Next candidate for the Darwin awards and his wife who will receive honorable mention.
December 6th, 2004 at 7:38 am
imagine seeing elvis and bigfoot all in the same day!
May 12th, 2004 at 8:48 pm
should i dare think what number is on the brazilian wax?
May 13th, 2004 at 12:04 am
When you go to the cattle gang bang, when they tell you to take a number they mean it…
May 14th, 2004 at 3:55 am
Dolce & Gabanna, anno 2020
May 14th, 2004 at 7:12 am
“Hey, watch it! you’re talking bout my new son-in-law fuzzy wuzzy!”
May 14th, 2004 at 12:13 pm
NASCAR Hooligans were in full force at the Daytona 500.
May 14th, 2004 at 1:44 pm
The truly sad thing is that he couldn’t do that to himself, he actually TOLD someone to do that.
May 14th, 2004 at 6:31 pm
Radioactive ChiaPet gone mad
May 14th, 2004 at 8:45 pm
More Iraqi prisoner abuse pictures?!?
May 15th, 2004 at 9:03 pm
You should see what he shaved on the front.
Or maybe you shouldn’t!
May 16th, 2004 at 11:54 pm
Some people will do anything to get on the Internet
May 16th, 2004 at 10:38 am
Michael Jackson passed another successful (?) plastic surgery and now he looks like this!
May 17th, 2004 at 1:12 am
Guess this man’s profession: Redneck, Wife-beater, or Jizzmopper?
May 19th, 2004 at 8:24 pm
HEY MERYL, ISN’T THAT OJ SIMPSON DOWN THERE IN THE WHITE BRONCO? HMPH, I SURE GOT HIS NUMBER!
May 19th, 2004 at 8:59 pm
Jesus love me, but he doesn’t love you. Look at yourself-you’re disgusting, you’re life’s a mess. How could he possibly love you?
May 19th, 2004 at 9:02 pm
Honey, can you get out the spooge sponge to pick up the hair off the floor?
May 23rd, 2004 at 10:27 am
Honey, it’s just you and me and the remote makes three!
Cupcake, this isn’t a souround sound groover, ‘n’ that wasn’t body glitter you put on your back, it was hair remover.
May 24th, 2004 at 12:22 pm
Moe is so proud that he invented #3 when you go to the bathroom. You can now take a shit, piss, and get your ass stuck in the toilet seat!
June 6th, 2004 at 10:37 am
Watch as the red neck returns to his habitat in the wild, without the knowledge that his kind is being tagged for observation by many scientists around the world…
June 8th, 2004 at 1:17 pm
Have you seen the latest movie release
“GORILLAS IN AMIDST“?
June 16th, 2004 at 6:31 pm
So, Wheres Joel and Gypsy and Crow and Tom Servo?
July 1st, 2004 at 9:48 am
When the back hairs a rockin’ poop the bed and call me Lucy!
July 7th, 2004 at 7:43 am
third time back
July 7th, 2004 at 9:23 am
What a way to ruin a fur stole!
August 24th, 2004 at 3:41 am
looks like the football team couldn’t afford tops again.
August 24th, 2004 at 4:23 pm
Wrestler Dale “The Big Blonde” Frodleholbe, left, and his wife, Nikki, right, relax at the All Fayette County Atomic Tractor Pull, this last Saturday….
August 25th, 2004 at 6:58 am
Further Proof that ALL good men are taken!!!!
August 25th, 2004 at 6:59 am
Proving once again that ALL good men are taken!!!!
September 8th, 2004 at 3:50 pm
Look honey, there’s cousin Angus! I didn’t know he was coming to the race this weekend…
October 21st, 2004 at 3:20 pm
God it’s making me itch.
October 20th, 2004 at 5:12 am
HAIR CLUB FOR MEN CHARGED THIS GUY 20 GRAND!
October 20th, 2004 at 5:13 am
DELIVERANCE GOES RACING!
October 20th, 2004 at 5:14 am
THANK GOD HIS GIRLFRIEND IS COVERED UP!
October 20th, 2004 at 5:15 am
VOULNTEER HAIR TRANSPLANT TEST SUBJECT NUMBER 3!
October 20th, 2004 at 5:18 am
IS THE NUMBER ON HIS BACK HIS IQ, THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS OR THE NUMBER OF BANJOS HE’S HAD UP HIS ASS AT ONE TIME?
October 20th, 2004 at 5:24 am
THIS REDNECK ONE PROUD SOB. HE’S MADE IT TO LEVEL THREE, 3 INCHES, 3 SECONDS, 3 STROKES!
October 20th, 2004 at 5:27 am
HARRY TOOK HIS WIFE TO THE RACES TO CELIBRATE THAT HE GOT ALL 3 OF HIS DAUGHTERS PREGNANT!
October 20th, 2004 at 5:40 am
SECERT AGENT FOR THE CIA WITH CODE WORD CLEVERLY HIDDEN ON HIS BACK
October 20th, 2004 at 5:42 am
VERY SCARY HARRY WHO IS A FAIRY WITH HIS BLONDE BOYFRIEND BARRY!
October 20th, 2004 at 5:57 am
TOUNGE TWISTER: VERY SCARY HARRY WHO IS A FAIRY WITH HIS BOYFRIEND BARRY CELIBERATING 3 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!
February 11th, 2005 at 2:35 pm
Greetings from North Carolina!
September 2nd, 2006 at 8:39 am
they call this - THE ARMOUR
April 27th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
New law: IQ must be visible at all times
April 27th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
I said to my barber: You choose my new haircut
May 14th, 2004 at 3:14 am
Desperate measures were requried when the race organisers realised then had lost the ‘three minutes to go’ flag
May 13th, 2004 at 12:03 am
Dale earnhardt retarded step son still dosent know he’s dead..
May 13th, 2004 at 5:51 pm
“Men’s Rogaine Extra Strength has been proven to regrow hair” just not in all the right places.
May 15th, 2004 at 11:14 pm
Dude! It’s a see-through shirt! YOU CAN SEE HER BRA! COOL!
October 20th, 2004 at 5:14 am
SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY POO!
May 12th, 2004 at 7:06 pm
Bob’s lucky shirt obviously doesn’t work with women…
May 13th, 2004 at 2:39 am
Finally, a man who knows how to B himself
May 14th, 2004 at 9:20 pm
Janna asked for a personal hot stripper… and what does she get?
A PERSONAL POT SNIFFER!
May 16th, 2004 at 2:43 am
You know how all those white supremacists want a white only state in Idaho or something? Why don’t we just give them autonomous homelands around nascar tracks?
September 6th, 2004 at 5:40 pm
George Buse is the best President we’ve had lately. AND I LOVE HIM. So do all my friends.