I like big trucks and I cannot lie!
I like big trucks and I cannot lie!
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June 23rd, 2004 at 1:32 pm | Promoted
“Damn kid left his Tonka toys out in the yard again”
June 23rd, 2004 at 3:24 pm | Promoted
Lousy Eight Wheeler jus’ smashed the whole truck load of Mary Kay; Courtney Love is gonna be ma-aaaaad!
June 24th, 2004 at 12:45 am | Promoted
If you look closely, you’ll see the Ford’s got a sticker of Calvin pissing on a CAT logo. He totally had it coming.
June 24th, 2004 at 4:26 am | Promoted
Shit, it’s Billy Joel again.
June 24th, 2004 at 10:15 am | Promoted
CAT and Dodge
June 24th, 2004 at 10:39 am | Promoted
That’ll teach you to park in my spot.
June 24th, 2004 at 10:46 am | Promoted
After giving birth, the mother cat accidentally switches into drive and rolls forward onto her newborn truck.
June 24th, 2004 at 12:56 pm | Promoted
Mating season was a time of great fun for some and a time of great danger to others.
June 24th, 2004 at 12:56 pm
Dude, where’s my truck?
June 24th, 2004 at 1:32 pm | Promoted
Larry came to regret having his San Francisco Forty Niner bumper sticker at the Oakland job site.
June 24th, 2004 at 3:14 pm | Promoted
the claims adjuster couldn’t figure out how the hell do you back your truck under a CAT 7938?
June 25th, 2004 at 1:11 am | Promoted
Much to CAT’s dismay, his girlfriend did not find this adequate compensation for his teeny-tiny cock.
June 25th, 2004 at 10:36 pm
Jurassic Truck crushes another rival into the La Brea Car Pits
June 26th, 2004 at 1:11 am
You know how we are always saying size doesn’t matter, well, we lie….
June 26th, 2004 at 11:51 pm | Promoted
Pre-emptive parallel parking.
June 27th, 2004 at 2:39 am
This is NOT what I had in mind when I said I needed spare parts!
June 27th, 2004 at 8:02 am | Promoted
“Honey, I’m not lying again! A giant cat did crush my truck!...no it’s not Laura…no…and not the new receptionist…I’m telling the truth!..honey?..honey?...oh shit”
June 27th, 2004 at 9:34 am
Larry, while upset about his 49ers bumpersticker decision, could hardly fathom the horrors that might have taken place if he had displayed his five superbowl rings in the truck at the Oakland location. Before realizing that nobody in Oakland most likely, could recall what they look like anyway.
June 27th, 2004 at 8:06 pm
“More than meets the eye…Man, I love this s*it.”
June 27th, 2004 at 10:44 pm
This redefines the word PWN3D completely
June 28th, 2004 at 4:00 pm
I only like to grill after baby butt sex anyways
July 1st, 2004 at 12:13 am | Promoted
Well, you said you wanted to see some big cats on this safari.
July 1st, 2004 at 12:42 am | Promoted
Beats driving in Atlanta.
July 1st, 2004 at 4:04 pm | Promoted
Honestly officer that red truck just jumped in front of me out of nowhere. I think he’s drunk
July 3rd, 2004 at 2:23 pm
ouch..ouch…ouch…
July 6th, 2004 at 4:24 pm | Promoted
“Large Truck.”
“Beer.”
“Foster’s, Australian for “Beer”.
July 7th, 2004 at 3:38 pm | Promoted
road rage sucks.
July 9th, 2004 at 2:47 pm
Based on rumors about truck owners, that dude in the yellow truck must have a microscopic penis…
July 13th, 2004 at 3:29 am
The 2005 Dominator, starting at $2,495,000. $3,095,000 as shown with optional Megaweapon package.
July 17th, 2004 at 6:50 pm | Promoted
The new roof rack on the toyota trucks was found to be wholly unsatisfactory.
July 17th, 2004 at 8:28 pm | Promoted
“Pardon me. Have you any Grey Poupon?”
July 26th, 2004 at 10:55 pm | Promoted
What Mary really wanted to know was how the archivists from The Caption Machine had tracked her down for writing meaningless shit at their site again.
July 31st, 2004 at 9:54 pm
how to battle traffic
August 13th, 2004 at 11:13 am | Promoted
hey dave… you seen the boss?
August 18th, 2004 at 10:38 am | Promoted
I see the Mexicans have figured out another way to lowride their work truck…
August 23rd, 2004 at 2:07 pm
Larry “The Cat” Robertson is now 153-0 in demolition derby events!
August 24th, 2004 at 7:37 pm | Promoted
This giant wheel I reserve for George Bush’s ass!
August 31st, 2004 at 4:42 pm | Promoted
the one time a caterpillar can crush a ram
September 1st, 2004 at 7:08 pm
“I swear to god, if Dave comes in here bragging about how great his new red truck is ONE MORE DAMN TIME…”
September 2nd, 2004 at 3:46 pm | Promoted
...oops.
September 7th, 2004 at 2:58 pm | Promoted
Cat Driver: Is this a bad time to ask for a raise?
September 12th, 2004 at 9:52 pm | Promoted
I’ve Got A Crush On You…........
September 14th, 2004 at 7:56 am
now I know why it said ‘no parking’
September 20th, 2004 at 6:13 pm | Promoted
Kerry wins a crushing victory.
September 28th, 2004 at 2:49 pm | Promoted
jon suddenly realised that he had taken a wrong turning
October 19th, 2004 at 5:52 am | Promoted
SAY UNCLE!
October 27th, 2004 at 5:15 am | Promoted
“Maybe we shouldn`t have tried to carry it on the roof …”
October 30th, 2004 at 3:57 pm
meter maids gone wild
October 31st, 2004 at 3:23 am
Oh bollocks. We Brits keep forgetting. They drive on the RIGHT over here, don’t they ?
October 31st, 2004 at 9:22 am | Promoted
GTA-4, release date will be published
soon.
November 2nd, 2004 at 2:44 pm | Promoted
Nope, the boss was right, his pickup couldn’t be used to haul the Cat to the mechanic’s. Hey, what about Larry’s new F250 over there? He’s always bragging about it, and a couple of 2×4s on the tailgate should do it…
November 7th, 2004 at 1:19 am
This is MY town!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:40 am | Promoted
YOUR CLEAR OVER HERE!
December 29th, 2004 at 9:34 pm | Promoted
Preview of the upcomming commercial for the Hummmer 3, coming soon to a dealer near you!
February 3rd, 2005 at 11:23 pm | Promoted
So this must be the Cat truck that needs the brakes adjusted
August 18th, 2005 at 8:24 pm | Promoted
Offical Jeep disposal vehical
August 24th, 2005 at 2:28 am
“teach him to cheat on me”
September 6th, 2005 at 7:41 pm | Promoted
“someone tell Hillary clinton to back her ass off my truck”
September 10th, 2005 at 3:34 pm
BUILT FORD TUFF MY (_!_) A$$
September 13th, 2005 at 8:21 pm | Promoted
i think the cat wins over the mouse
September 30th, 2005 at 9:32 pm
Oh, look! its Kerry. Look wha eles, hes driveing a big ass truck, just like him!
October 3rd, 2005 at 3:12 am
Theres a truck on that truck.
January 2nd, 2006 at 9:02 pm | Promoted
dont worry about a thing we can buff out those scratches in no time!!
March 14th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
should of bought a chevy!!
March 14th, 2006 at 6:00 pm | Promoted
thats what you get for buying a FORD!!!!
March 16th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
yo MAMA!
May 2nd, 2006 at 4:44 pm | Promoted
The man in the truck felt terrible. So did the man under the truck.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
WildCAT !
May 6th, 2007 at 10:37 am
Hey whats that crunching sound
May 6th, 2007 at 10:38 am
there goes that crunching sound again
May 12th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
I’m tired of you always being on my back.