I like big trucks and I cannot lie!
I like big trucks and I cannot lie!
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June 24th, 2004 at 10:15 am
CAT and Dodge
June 24th, 2004 at 12:56 pm
Mating season was a time of great fun for some and a time of great danger to others.
July 1st, 2004 at 12:13 am
Well, you said you wanted to see some big cats on this safari.
June 24th, 2004 at 10:46 am
After giving birth, the mother cat accidentally switches into drive and rolls forward onto her newborn truck.
July 17th, 2004 at 6:50 pm
The new roof rack on the toyota trucks was found to be wholly unsatisfactory.
August 18th, 2004 at 10:38 am
I see the Mexicans have figured out another way to lowride their work truck…
November 2nd, 2004 at 2:44 pm
Nope, the boss was right, his pickup couldn’t be used to haul the Cat to the mechanic’s. Hey, what about Larry’s new F250 over there? He’s always bragging about it, and a couple of 2×4s on the tailgate should do it…
June 24th, 2004 at 12:45 am
If you look closely, you’ll see the Ford’s got a sticker of Calvin pissing on a CAT logo. He totally had it coming.
June 23rd, 2004 at 1:32 pm
“Damn kid left his Tonka toys out in the yard again”
June 24th, 2004 at 4:26 am
Shit, it’s Billy Joel again.
March 14th, 2006 at 6:00 pm
thats what you get for buying a FORD!!!!
June 24th, 2004 at 10:39 am
That’ll teach you to park in my spot.
October 19th, 2004 at 5:52 am
SAY UNCLE!
February 3rd, 2005 at 11:23 pm
So this must be the Cat truck that needs the brakes adjusted
June 26th, 2004 at 11:51 pm
Pre-emptive parallel parking.
July 1st, 2004 at 4:04 pm
Honestly officer that red truck just jumped in front of me out of nowhere. I think he’s drunk
September 2nd, 2004 at 3:46 pm
…oops.
May 2nd, 2006 at 4:44 pm
The man in the truck felt terrible. So did the man under the truck.
June 24th, 2004 at 1:32 pm
Larry came to regret having his San Francisco Forty Niner bumper sticker at the Oakland job site.
December 6th, 2004 at 7:40 am
YOUR CLEAR OVER HERE!
October 31st, 2004 at 9:22 am
GTA-4, release date will be published
soon.
July 26th, 2004 at 10:55 pm
What Mary really wanted to know was how the archivists from The Caption Machine had tracked her down for writing meaningless shit at their site again.
August 13th, 2004 at 11:13 am
hey dave… you seen the boss?
December 29th, 2004 at 9:34 pm
Preview of the upcomming commercial for the Hummmer 3, coming soon to a dealer near you!
September 20th, 2004 at 6:13 pm
Kerry wins a crushing victory.
June 24th, 2004 at 3:14 pm
the claims adjuster couldn’t figure out how the hell do you back your truck under a CAT 7938?
July 1st, 2004 at 12:42 am
Beats driving in Atlanta.
July 6th, 2004 at 4:24 pm
“Large Truck.”
“Beer.”
“Foster’s, Australian for “Beer”.
July 7th, 2004 at 3:38 pm
road rage sucks.
July 17th, 2004 at 8:28 pm
“Pardon me. Have you any Grey Poupon?”
August 31st, 2004 at 4:42 pm
the one time a caterpillar can crush a ram
September 7th, 2004 at 2:58 pm
Cat Driver: Is this a bad time to ask for a raise?
September 28th, 2004 at 2:49 pm
jon suddenly realised that he had taken a wrong turning
October 27th, 2004 at 5:15 am
“Maybe we shouldn`t have tried to carry it on the roof …”
August 18th, 2005 at 8:24 pm
Offical Jeep disposal vehical
September 6th, 2005 at 7:41 pm
“someone tell Hillary clinton to back her ass off my truck”
September 13th, 2005 at 8:21 pm
i think the cat wins over the mouse
January 2nd, 2006 at 9:02 pm
dont worry about a thing we can buff out those scratches in no time!!
October 30th, 2004 at 3:57 pm
meter maids gone wild
October 31st, 2004 at 3:23 am
Oh bollocks. We Brits keep forgetting. They drive on the RIGHT over here, don’t they ?
June 24th, 2004 at 12:56 pm
Dude, where’s my truck?
June 25th, 2004 at 10:36 pm
Jurassic Truck crushes another rival into the La Brea Car Pits
June 26th, 2004 at 1:11 am
You know how we are always saying size doesn’t matter, well, we lie….
June 27th, 2004 at 2:39 am
This is NOT what I had in mind when I said I needed spare parts!
June 27th, 2004 at 10:44 pm
This redefines the word PWN3D completely
June 27th, 2004 at 9:34 am
Larry, while upset about his 49ers bumpersticker decision, could hardly fathom the horrors that might have taken place if he had displayed his five superbowl rings in the truck at the Oakland location. Before realizing that nobody in Oakland most likely, could recall what they look like anyway.
June 27th, 2004 at 8:06 pm
“More than meets the eye…Man, I love this s*it.”
June 28th, 2004 at 4:00 pm
I only like to grill after baby butt sex anyways
July 3rd, 2004 at 2:23 pm
ouch..ouch…ouch…
July 9th, 2004 at 2:47 pm
Based on rumors about truck owners, that dude in the yellow truck must have a microscopic penis…
July 13th, 2004 at 3:29 am
The 2005 Dominator, starting at $2,495,000. $3,095,000 as shown with optional Megaweapon package.
July 31st, 2004 at 9:54 pm
how to battle traffic
August 23rd, 2004 at 2:07 pm
Larry “The Cat” Robertson is now 153-0 in demolition derby events!
September 1st, 2004 at 7:08 pm
“I swear to god, if Dave comes in here bragging about how great his new red truck is ONE MORE DAMN TIME…“
September 14th, 2004 at 7:56 am
now I know why it said ‘no parking’
November 7th, 2004 at 1:19 am
This is MY town!
September 10th, 2005 at 3:34 pm
BUILT FORD TUFF MY (_!_) A$$
August 24th, 2005 at 2:28 am
“teach him to cheat on me”
September 30th, 2005 at 9:32 pm
Oh, look! its Kerry. Look wha eles, hes driveing a big ass truck, just like him!
October 3rd, 2005 at 3:12 am
Theres a truck on that truck.
March 14th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
should of bought a chevy!!
March 16th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
yo MAMA!
May 12th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
I’m tired of you always being on my back.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
WildCAT !
May 6th, 2007 at 10:37 am
Hey whats that crunching sound
May 6th, 2007 at 10:38 am
there goes that crunching sound again
June 23rd, 2004 at 3:24 pm
Lousy Eight Wheeler jus’ smashed the whole truck load of Mary Kay; Courtney Love is gonna be ma-aaaaad!
June 25th, 2004 at 1:11 am
Much to CAT’s dismay, his girlfriend did not find this adequate compensation for his teeny-tiny cock.
September 12th, 2004 at 9:52 pm
I’ve Got A Crush On You………..
August 24th, 2004 at 7:37 pm
This giant wheel I reserve for George Bush’s ass!
June 27th, 2004 at 8:02 am
“Honey, I’m not lying again! A giant cat did crush my truck!…no it’s not Laura…no…and not the new receptionist…I’m telling the truth!..honey?..honey?…oh shit”