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I wonder what Saddam has to say for himself?

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119 Captions for “Saddam”

  1. troybob

    WAIT!!!! I just remembered where I put the Weapons of Mass Destruction!

  2. Nimrod

    “You need only one finger for a rectal exam, NOT THE WHOLE HAND!”

  3. pyro

    Wait!!!….. can i go to the bathroom first?

  4. Val

    OK, I admit it. I had one lousy weapon of mass destruction, and I used it on our Olympic soccer team.

  5. Erik

    Hey, I think I saw Osama up on the ceiling. Why don’t you all go check it out? I’ll wait here.

  6. jwd

    “You want weapons of mass destruction?!? Pull my finger!!!”

  7. Brian

    “Get your peanuts! Cold beer!”

    Saddam: “Yo! Let me get one of those beers…”

  8. lokiseven

    “Hey bartender? Another beer down here, and one for my friend Abu Salem el Akbar Assam Gharib too.”

  9. Bonnie

    One day, you’ll see, my beard will be as long as it was.

  10. Tricky Dickie

    “If you want the Weapons Of Mass Destruction…i’d give it a day or two!”

  11. Dickie

    “America calls me a great political terror to my home state! Looked at Bush & Blair recently guys?!”

  12. Burn Sally

    “Honestly I was just the Political Puppet! cant you see my strings!?”

  13. Flea

    I regret that I have but one testacle to give for my country.

  14. Flea

    If you find me guilty, I ask only that you allow me to spend my finals days in that cool prison that I saw on the Internet.

  15. wynter

    “Are you afraid yet? Bush the 2nd lies to you like I did to my own people.”

  16. Gentaur

    Ooh! I just remembered I left the stove on! I’ll be right back, okay?

  17. dazman

    Who ordered the Fried Goats Testicles and a Cherry Coke?… UM..”Yeah that would be me”!

  18. dazman

    Yeah OK fine.. “as GOD is my witness I am innocent”…there ya happy you filthy imperialist pigs.. Can’t say ALLAH…can’t get Fried Goats Testicles…Geez whats up with that!

  19. dazman

    ” the guy in the bunk above me…he’s driven me crazy…all night long SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK…can’t you oil the springs or something”!

  20. filkertom

    “… Who is ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’? Excellent! I’ll take Potpourri for $600, Alex….”

  21. filkertom

    ‘And now, using my Dim Mak Death Touch, I will shatter this oak railing with but a single finger!”

  22. Cary

    “I will tell you everything! Just do not make me watch one more episode of this ‘Dharma and Greg’!”

  23. Cary

    “I can not believe that it has only one carb!”

  24. Don

    Saddam: You know, in my hole ther were many weapons. I gave every loyal Iraqi as many weapons as I could buy. So there really are massdestruction-weapons in Iraq

  25. Operation Iraqi Liberation

    You have your facts mixed up. It is with this FINGER that I do that to sheep!

  26. Pismonque

    “One dollah! One dollah! Me love you long time!”

  27. Titus

    I’ll have a goat on rye bread with mustard and a touch of mayo. And I said a touch. The last time I ordered here, you guys put way too much mayo on.

  28. Titus

    Bet you can’t eat just one! You impotent, imperialist, swine-eating, Zionist dogs!

  29. Pismonque

    “I’ll be right thar, Marshall Dillon, just soon’s I finish off this here whiskey.”

  30. Mascot

    Okay. I have joke for you. What thing is 3 inch long and smell like my butt? No! Not Scud Missile! I say 3 inch not 3 meter! now try again….I give you hint.

  31. buster

    I told Osama that it was a bad idea, but did he listen?

  32. Titus

    “One is the loneliest number that you’ll…..”

  33. eightballe

    holy shit! I never had a sausage up my ass before as big as this!

  34. stoney

    oh thank you osama! May I have ANOTHER!?

  35. GM

    Please Miss, I need to go to the bathroom!

  36. saus

    geuss where my fingures been????

    up my arse

  37. Me a Mofo

    “When I smell my finger it makes me go Ouwooooooooooohhhhhhhh Weeeeeeeeee!”
    “That’s a stanky camel sex hole”

  38. Guangkui

    One time! One time I did that! Jeez you give a guy a kiss on the mouth and you NEVER hear the end of it!

  39. mangoze

    Sadam makes a sad attempt of flipping the bird during court proceedings.

  40. saus

    Would The real Sadam please stand up please stand up

  41. Sam Herman

    Saddam admits that his lord and savior is indeed George Bush… they both are self-centered and destructive… Saddam says that they have they’re own motto… “All for us and death for all!” They didn’t notice that meant their death as well…

  42. The Loonyflier

    Please Sir,
    Can I leave the country?

  43. Lynne

    I tell you, they take from the indians,they enslaved the blacks, they bombed my country.what is next.

  44. Mascot

    Bhagdad City Slickers II – Saddam’s Gold: “All that matters is this one thing!”

  45. Fire Frog

    You can’t railway me with your sexy kung-foo touch!

  46. DOVOCA

    THAT’S DAM SAD! IN 2004 YOU STILL USE RACIAL SLURS!

  47. Jackass

    For dark is the suede that mows like… a harvest.

  48. Saddam

    If you act today and buy a magic carpet at Crazy Saddam’s, I will give you a free blowjob-PLUS, I will digitally exam your rectum at the same time. I may not be a doctor, but could a doctor make you feel this good?

  49. Shocky

    …tie a ribbon ’round the old oak tree…

  50. Lawrence

    Next, auditioning for Bank One’s newest spokesman…

  51. Lawrence

    Uh oh…the wind is picking up, Give me a wedge caddie so I can make this for par.

  52. Mascot

    Let’s see Paris and Nicole try to do simple life in MY country! They will not display their boobies! They will not display their butt cracks! And they will work 14 hours a day for FREE! They do not get to have temper tantrums! They do not get to disobey me! I will make them cry to their rich American daddies! We do not allow to have simple life!

  53. Mascot

    “…this one time….at bomb camp…I took my finger… and I stuck it in my bunghole!”

  54. rick12string

    A big NFL fan, Mr. Hussein shows his colors as the Atlanta Falcons take the field……..

  55. Dick Cheney

    This finger I reserve for George Bush’s ass!

  56. marc mooney

    please sir, may i have some more!!!!!!
    moooooorre!!!

  57. Shannon

    uhh….One…

    Come on Saddam you can do it!

    T….two?

    yesss! great!

  58. Khorne

    Saddam cleared in human rights abuse case with “this finger made me do it” defence but found guilty of not paying parking fines- sentenced to death by lethal injection in US court.

  59. canada fan

    where #1 Where#1 I hope you dont mean soccer

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  62. Pooksta'

    No seriously I need to go to the toilet, I’m turtling !!!

  63. welshkamikaze

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  64. rich

    CAN I HAVE JUST ONE RECTIAL EXAM PLEASE JUST ONE MORE

  65. rich

    CAN I HAVE JUST ONE MORE RECTIAL EXAM PLEASE JUST ONE MORE

  66. RICH

    I TOLD DOCTOR BIG NUCKLES YOU NEED ONLY ONE FINGER TO DO A RECTIAL EXAM! DID YOU HERE ME ONE FINGER!

  67. RICH

    WHAAAAAAAAT NOW YOU TELL ME THE BIG GUY UPSTAIRS DOES NOT LIKE WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING!

  68. Shazzamiam

    As my uncle Ziggy always says, ” SEE YOU AT THE TOP “

  69. Tramadol

    Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

  70. ryan kavanagh

    it wasn’t that when we were in the lobby

  71. bob

    Hey lookie lookie i found this mushy thing in my bumhole

  72. mr caterpillar

    jugde-how many people have you killed??
    saddam-oh just the one

  73. kiuyu

    Saddam finally decides to pull his finger from his arse. Now hes slowly going down!

  74. cartoon

    Yes, this is the very same finger I stuck up Bin ladens arse. Do you want to smell it?

  75. Audiodoode

    Da Roof!
    Da Roof!
    Da Roof iz on Fiyaaaah!

  76. Yazza

    “Silence, I Kill You!”
    Achmed the dead terrorist (RIP)

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