This is what happens when you try to sneak in after a night out with the boys with your headlights off. Before you know it, you’re up to your neck in trouble.
The new underwater tour at Sea World isn’t going quite as planned. Park official say direction signs are needed to keep visitors from making unnecessary turns during the tour.
Tow truck driver: “Ok, we got the snowmobile, the elephant - she’s gonna make it, by the way…um, giant stone head, ‘beeramid’, half-eaten orca - fucking elephants!…the bronze Ben Franklin statue - we had to saw him in half to get him out of the elephant, silver Yugo, red Yugo, and that fucking Norwegian who, by the way, never shuts up. So what’s left…just the van? Does your poodle know how to put it in neutral?
July 9th, 2004 at 3:35 am
Distracted soccer moms are being blamed for the recent rash of drive-by drownings.
July 8th, 2004 at 2:28 am
“…and you’re absolutely sure there’s no one else in there, Senator Kennedy?”
July 7th, 2004 at 10:32 am
Sadly, Jessica Simpson misunderstood when she was asked to join the car pool.
July 6th, 2004 at 5:32 pm
Look I don’t know who called you out here, but if there was a minivan in my pool I think I would kn…..HOLY CRAP!!!
July 7th, 2004 at 5:32 am
DUDE!…THERE’S MY CAR!!
July 9th, 2004 at 1:53 am
“Naw, it’ll be all right. I think you just flooded it.”
July 14th, 2004 at 1:08 am
It’s a problem, but at least the guy behind the wheel has stopped beeping that damn horn.
July 6th, 2004 at 6:09 pm
Cocoon 3: This time, they’re bringing the family…
July 26th, 2004 at 10:39 pm
As he drove into the pool Jon knocked over the No Lifeguard on Duty Sign and subsequently drowned in the irony
July 7th, 2004 at 11:57 am
Don’t Drive in the Drink.
September 6th, 2004 at 6:11 pm
I promise you Honey, there was no pool there when I came home from the bar last night.
July 7th, 2004 at 3:45 pm
So what’s the dude from the Village People supposed to do about this?
July 11th, 2004 at 10:57 pm
The Hensons were the first on the block to get a SUVmarine.
July 12th, 2004 at 1:09 pm
Oh No!
Not the deep end!!
July 27th, 2004 at 9:44 am
… and now all left to do is find the keys
August 13th, 2004 at 11:11 am
so about this warranty…
August 25th, 2004 at 3:57 pm
Well, the canadian judge only gave him a 6.2 so he’s protesting.
August 25th, 2004 at 11:35 pm
who washed the van?
September 7th, 2004 at 3:13 pm
This is what happens when you try to sneak in after a night out with the boys with your headlights off. Before you know it, you’re up to your neck in trouble.
September 9th, 2004 at 7:59 am
Mike Brady finds a tragic yet admittedly effective solution to the “six-kids-one-bathroom” dilemma.
September 17th, 2004 at 12:37 pm
Nice car port….and cunningly disguised as a swimming pool….cool
September 22nd, 2004 at 5:33 pm
Just getting the wife ready for a dive-in movie…
July 20th, 2004 at 1:23 pm
See what has to happen before a man will stop and ask for directions?!?!
July 7th, 2004 at 4:20 pm
Igby was clever, but Secretary of State Colin Powell can find weapons of mass destruction no matter how well they’re hidden
July 9th, 2004 at 2:46 pm
The new underwater tour at Sea World isn’t going quite as planned. Park official say direction signs are needed to keep visitors from making unnecessary turns during the tour.
July 11th, 2004 at 6:54 am
“Wait till you see what i got in my bathtub!”
July 17th, 2004 at 6:41 am
“I’m not nuts! The Governer said specifically: I vont a van-der-pool party!”
July 23rd, 2004 at 12:55 pm
Wording on fence sign pinned under the minivan: This is our OOL, notice there is no “P” in it…
August 17th, 2004 at 1:58 am
Hey honey, You wanted me to wash the damn thing!
August 22nd, 2004 at 4:59 am
“Well at least that damn alarm stopped now!”
August 31st, 2004 at 12:55 pm
John realized just moments too late that he had forgotten to write “Burn in hell, you cheating bitch!” on the side of the van before submerging it.
September 8th, 2004 at 10:27 pm
At least I’m safe inside my mind.
September 9th, 2004 at 9:09 pm
right love,you wanted a pool.i wanted a garage, hey presto a comprimise.
July 7th, 2004 at 2:00 am
UNDER WATER D®IVING…..THERE IS NO STOP TO ADVENTUREOUS HEARTS
October 29th, 2004 at 9:48 pm
“When I said you could use the car last night if you filled it up, I didn’t mean…..”
December 6th, 2004 at 7:45 am
Well i dont think the price will be cheaper if i drive it out sir.
November 23rd, 2004 at 2:22 pm
Tow truck driver: “Ok, we got the snowmobile, the elephant - she’s gonna make it, by the way…um, giant stone head, ‘beeramid’, half-eaten orca - fucking elephants!…the bronze Ben Franklin statue - we had to saw him in half to get him out of the elephant, silver Yugo, red Yugo, and that fucking Norwegian who, by the way, never shuts up. So what’s left…just the van? Does your poodle know how to put it in neutral?
July 6th, 2004 at 7:17 pm
Where the rubber meets the chlorine
July 7th, 2004 at 9:08 am
When the who said they were auditioning a new drummer, they didn’t expect this
July 7th, 2004 at 9:13 am
All I did was to tell my blond wife to wash the car inside and out!
July 7th, 2004 at 4:22 pm
“Yeah, we got Art Fair in town, and it was the only place I wouldn’t get towed.”
July 8th, 2004 at 11:43 am
Under the chasis air-bags from GM: Get them now or pay later.
July 8th, 2004 at 7:25 pm
With the new Lexus, you can scuba dive in luxury!
Take a test dive at a dealer near you!
August 16th, 2004 at 2:15 pm
Water valet.
July 17th, 2004 at 6:47 pm
The new ford MPV went down like a lead balloon with it’s customers.
July 15th, 2004 at 11:59 am
“I don’t understand it, the dealer said it would work fine in wet conditions….”
July 17th, 2004 at 6:05 am
See? I told you it won’t float!
July 17th, 2004 at 8:19 pm
Look, my men have built every kind of garage you can think of. But this underwater thing is gonna take some time.
July 21st, 2004 at 10:56 pm
Everyone remember where we’ve parked!
July 22nd, 2004 at 8:52 am
I thought Tyres wont sink !
July 26th, 2004 at 11:33 am
Unfortunatley David Beckham misunderstood the meaning of Dip your Headlights….
July 26th, 2004 at 11:11 pm
Nan - This ‘aint no low dive.
Camera kid - My picture will cause a splash at film school!
Dad - I’ve got this sinking feeling…
Tow truck guy - The day started bad, I woke up with helmet head. Now you want me to try bobbing for cars? Go fish!
July 28th, 2004 at 11:45 pm
theres a van in the pool
July 29th, 2004 at 7:26 am
OH F*CK
August 7th, 2004 at 12:49 pm
Meepzor…the INS will never find us down here….
August 14th, 2004 at 8:26 am
The new Ford Explorer surely took a dive… hehehe… oh comeon! That’s not funy?!?! What the hell, I’m going home…
August 15th, 2004 at 8:25 pm
hey, ma you want this car or do i just leave it where it is???
August 20th, 2004 at 4:41 pm
The easy and cheap way to clean a car.
August 25th, 2004 at 7:06 am
“But daddy you said it was ok to put it in overdive!”
August 31st, 2004 at 4:35 pm
james bond gone horribly wrong
September 9th, 2004 at 7:00 pm
obviously they should change the signs that say,
“park n’ pool”
September 22nd, 2004 at 7:26 am
To his delight the dirrector had thought of a cunning way to get passed the cut budget on the new Bond movie
September 23rd, 2004 at 5:09 am
When I said we’d all ‘pool’ together
to get a car……..
September 26th, 2004 at 3:20 am
So that’s where I parked my car.
October 7th, 2004 at 6:29 pm
Wife: “Honey, I think there might be some water in the carburator…”
November 7th, 2004 at 1:05 am
I think i got something stuck in the filter.
December 29th, 2004 at 9:18 pm
What I don’t understand, Mr. Johnson, is, how in the hell did you get that minivan up on the diving board in the first place?
May 4th, 2005 at 10:26 pm
half fool–half envy
July 3rd, 2005 at 7:39 am
Gives a whoole new meaning to ” Don’t drink and drive.”
October 3rd, 2005 at 3:03 am
That pool has a van in it.
March 25th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Joe’s first driving lesson did not end well.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Don’t drink and dive !!
April 27th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
MPV not suited for all purposes.
January 26th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Herbie had forgotten his armbands again
July 13th, 2004 at 12:35 pm
Grandma thought the kids new pool toy was a bit extreme.
c_hat
July 12th, 2004 at 7:49 am
“And here we see a perfectly preserved piece of technology.”
July 11th, 2004 at 10:59 pm
“Sorry, buddy, you need a tugboat, not a tow truck.”
August 24th, 2004 at 3:50 pm
Democrats insist that this method is the most environmentally sound procedure in which to operate a car.
July 7th, 2004 at 7:30 am
a screw driver