I asked the hairdresser for a “spiral” perm for my knee-length tresses, but getting one on that high-tech, permanent-wave gizmo was one hair raising experience!
Jeremy worked for months piecing together his costume. He knew his geek friends would get a kick out of him going as a 386 with 8mb of RAM. Sadly, on the day of the Big Costume Ball, he realized that he couldn’t fit through the mouse hole. He ended up wearing his old hamster outfit from the year before.
“Bugs in the software, are far more common than rats in the hardware. The first are the result of sloppy programming. The latter are the result of sloppy eating while doing sloppy programming.”
July 29th, 2004 at 1:37 am
My computer doesn’t have a virus — it’s got a plague.
August 4th, 2004 at 10:31 pm
I’m planning to upgrade to a weasel…
July 28th, 2004 at 10:41 am
Paris Hilton didn’t quite understand when tech support said she needed to install a new mouse.
July 30th, 2004 at 3:43 pm
And still more American jobs are lost, as computer tech support gets outsourced to the European city of Hamelin.
August 1st, 2004 at 12:24 am
Hey Larry! Where’s the wheel he runs around on that keeps your computer running??
July 31st, 2004 at 12:38 am
Introducing the new PCI mousetrap!
August 27th, 2004 at 12:47 am
Mayo Clinic researchers were horrified to discover that lab rats, left unattended, usually manipulate the data.
August 13th, 2004 at 6:51 pm
“I’m pretty sure you’ll have to write your own drivers for that one, sir…”
July 31st, 2004 at 12:37 am
Soon after, the company was shut down for testing hardware on animals.
August 1st, 2004 at 9:56 pm
No, I said I wanted NAPSTER installed, not HAMSTER!
August 1st, 2004 at 10:01 pm
It was caught with a CAT5 cable.
August 5th, 2004 at 2:12 pm
Bill Gates - The Early years
July 29th, 2004 at 1:14 pm
OK, somebody said I should scrape all the gunk off of the mouse ball for better performance… ok buddy- hold still.
August 1st, 2004 at 10:29 am
Revelations that dialup connections are run by rhodents on wheels is finally confirmed
August 14th, 2004 at 8:24 am
Hey, who put the beach towel in here? OW! Holy shit, that’s not my towel!
August 2nd, 2004 at 12:25 pm
His methods were unconventional, however i havent had anymore trouble with my NIC card.
August 4th, 2004 at 12:48 pm
I asked the hairdresser for a “spiral” perm for my knee-length tresses, but getting one on that high-tech, permanent-wave gizmo was one hair raising experience!
August 13th, 2004 at 11:07 am
microsofts new intellimouse was a little too intelligent
August 15th, 2004 at 7:13 pm
No wonder Dell is having a sale
October 12th, 2004 at 1:05 pm
“Tom & Jerry 2004″ - Tom gets caught in a mainframe.
November 2nd, 2004 at 2:23 pm
Jeremy worked for months piecing together his costume. He knew his geek friends would get a kick out of him going as a 386 with 8mb of RAM. Sadly, on the day of the Big Costume Ball, he realized that he couldn’t fit through the mouse hole. He ended up wearing his old hamster outfit from the year before.
August 3rd, 2004 at 3:21 pm
“Sorry, I am not familiar with the term ‘rat in the computer.’ Can you explain?”
August 3rd, 2004 at 7:06 pm
How’s my new anti-virus technology?
August 8th, 2004 at 5:12 pm
I hope it’s not dead.
August 13th, 2004 at 12:45 am
“Hey, Ed, I found where Jimmy’s been hiding! Crafty little critter…” (inhales sharply) “ooo…a bit crispy too!”
August 25th, 2004 at 11:31 pm
Has anyone seen my mouse?
August 28th, 2004 at 11:42 am
Having found her Rat-fink boyfriend making out with the mouse once more, Ratcheal decided to end it all by sticking her head in the cooling fan.
August 31st, 2004 at 12:36 pm
Free standard-ball mouse with every PC order.
September 5th, 2004 at 10:59 pm
You’d be amazed what can get in your computer when you don’t enable the built-in firewall in Windows XP!
September 2nd, 2004 at 11:07 am
“Thank you for calling Quantex tech support, this is Rizzo, how can I help you?”
September 6th, 2004 at 2:02 pm
The latest security hole found in mircrosft systems allows unexpected intrusions
October 7th, 2004 at 6:30 pm
RatTrap DeLuxe
October 8th, 2004 at 3:23 am
You think you know someone, and then BOOM. They eat your computer.
December 6th, 2004 at 7:47 am
Maybe i will buy a cordless mouse this time
July 29th, 2004 at 2:17 am
The sabotage between ATi and NVidia escalates….
July 29th, 2004 at 2:20 am
“MMPH MMPHMM MPHMM MMM!”
(Rat for, “No, I am not frickin’ USB-compatible! No, not at either end!”)
July 29th, 2004 at 1:10 pm
watch out, mickey- don’t touch tha… ZNZZZZNZNNZZNZNNZNZNZNN… never mind.
July 30th, 2004 at 3:25 am
“Bugs in the software, are far more common than rats in the hardware. The first are the result of sloppy programming. The latter are the result of sloppy eating while doing sloppy programming.”
(microsoft internal memo #3423/rats)
August 20th, 2004 at 2:36 pm
yea…someone might want to take that thing outta there.
August 29th, 2004 at 11:32 am
INTRODUCING THE NEW INTERNAL MOUSE!
August 29th, 2004 at 9:54 pm
Mickey? Mickey!
August 30th, 2004 at 1:00 pm
Albania asylum seeker found finding in Brit PC.
August 31st, 2004 at 4:32 pm
hey thats not cheese
well then again,i wonder if its a microsoft
September 6th, 2004 at 5:08 pm
Look Ralph, I know her tail was hung up right here.
July 29th, 2007 at 9:30 am
Paris Hilton uncensored sex tape…
In late 2003, clips of the Paris Hilton sex tape video were leaked into the World Wide Web….
April 27th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
How to recycle old computers… make your own rat-trap
July 29th, 2004 at 2:16 am
One Custom-Built PC With A Little Less Rat In It later….
July 28th, 2004 at 11:44 pm
holy shit theres a rat in there
July 29th, 2004 at 2:21 am
The newest Asus motherboard is compatible with Firewire, Bluetooth, and Rattail.
July 30th, 2004 at 9:36 am
INTEL invent new processor cooling system. Stuff liquid nitroget rat droppings do the trick
September 1st, 2004 at 5:25 am
bzzzzzzzzzzzzt. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzt.
evil cackle
October 8th, 2004 at 3:22 am
You think you know someone, and then BOOM – They’re eat your computer.
August 24th, 2004 at 7:36 pm
This rat I reserve for George Bush’s ass!
July 29th, 2004 at 5:31 am
Just one more excuse to go to http://www.pussy.com
August 12th, 2004 at 12:21 pm
Hey Larry! AJ comes up with the weakest captions ever.