THIS CAPSITE SUCKS….I CAN FINALLY SEE THE REALITY…THE BUSH MOSAIC IS A TYPICAL CLINTONIAN LIBERAL PIECE OF HATE….I HAVEN’T READ A GOOD CAPTION SINCE I FOUND THIS LIBERAL MORON SITE….MST3K’S SITE THIS WILL NEVER BECOME…
Kiko had always known that her husband was different – scientists often were, and she’d long ago become used to his habit of speaking in beeps and whistles. But lately his strange behavior gave her the nagging suspicion that he might be gay.
The creators of TM SUCK realized they had made a grave error in the floor color recognition sytem, when she served the guests on the other side of the pool.
August 30th, 2004 at 2:19 pm | Promoted
beep
How you doooinnn?
beep
August 30th, 2004 at 3:41 pm | Promoted
just wait til she checks out it’s hard drive…
August 30th, 2004 at 3:55 pm | Promoted
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
August 30th, 2004 at 3:56 pm | Promoted
Ebedebedebedebep.
August 30th, 2004 at 4:29 pm | Promoted
Are you Sarah Connor?
August 30th, 2004 at 4:54 pm | Promoted
Excuse me Miss, does a Hydraulic Fist merit a first date?
August 30th, 2004 at 6:02 pm | Promoted
Kiss my shiny metal ass
August 30th, 2004 at 6:42 pm | Promoted
Kinichiwa, bitch!
August 30th, 2004 at 7:15 pm | Promoted
Lady: If I hadn’t taken my Botox, I’d look very scared.
August 30th, 2004 at 9:12 pm | Promoted
Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker
August 30th, 2004 at 9:28 pm | Promoted
Sorry lady, I’m reserving this claw for George Bush’s ass!
August 31st, 2004 at 5:07 am | Promoted
All your base are belong to us.
August 31st, 2004 at 12:30 pm | Promoted
As the only non-teal object register on tmsuk’s motion sensors, Janet had no idea how much danger she was really in.
August 31st, 2004 at 12:55 pm | Promoted
Hey bitch… didn’t i just see you flirting wid mah man? Yea, tha damn Pepsi machine in the back…
August 31st, 2004 at 1:00 pm | Promoted
Me soooooo horny, me love you loooooong time, $5.00
August 31st, 2004 at 2:55 pm | Promoted
Greetings, carbon unit. I’m here to service you.
August 31st, 2004 at 4:24 pm | Promoted
Oh hey jarge how ya doin
August 31st, 2004 at 5:27 pm | Promoted
At the republican convention, Arnold Schwarzenegger unveiled his invention: The Grope-inator
August 31st, 2004 at 6:02 pm | Promoted
Smell my clamp.
August 31st, 2004 at 6:11 pm | Promoted
Lady: Hello there!
Robo-Maid: 011000010010111101110011001011110110110000111111 (for the less binary savvy this means a/s/l?)
August 31st, 2004 at 6:57 pm | Promoted
What dust??
August 31st, 2004 at 8:13 pm | Promoted
Robo-Sam is incredible in bed
August 31st, 2004 at 10:35 pm | Promoted
May I have this dance?
September 1st, 2004 at 9:16 am | Promoted
“Did you know my mother? She worked for the Jetson family.”
September 2nd, 2004 at 12:41 am
They spent 45 million to make me and all I do brush lint off people!
September 2nd, 2004 at 10:35 am | Promoted
Al Gore reconsiders; begins campaign in Japan.
September 2nd, 2004 at 2:12 pm | Promoted
Hmmm. Should I sue the robot or the programer for sexual harassment?
September 3rd, 2004 at 3:48 am | Promoted
asl bitch?
September 3rd, 2004 at 10:02 pm | Promoted
Hell Oh. I am here to fix your touch screen.
September 4th, 2004 at 11:45 am
Since the new “Dr. Who” producers couldn’t get the rights tho the Daleks, they had to settle for this. Oh, well – EXTERMINATE! EXTERMAINATE1
September 6th, 2004 at 8:14 am
Japan’s new daytime talk show host gives great shoe fashion advice, but gets fresh with it’s guest and is quickly canceled.
September 8th, 2004 at 7:53 pm | Promoted
I am tmsuk. Guess what tm stands for…
September 8th, 2004 at 9:54 pm | Promoted
I’m gonna jack my cock off for that chick!
September 9th, 2004 at 3:51 pm
Excuse me, thats my seat…oh wait I have no arse.
September 9th, 2004 at 7:10 pm | Promoted
And how may i help you today?
September 9th, 2004 at 8:49 pm | Promoted
the new dyson was a bit too friendly.
September 10th, 2004 at 5:39 pm | Promoted
Hey Lady, it’s me, Joan Rivers! Can we talk?
September 13th, 2004 at 4:20 pm | Promoted
It’s Mega Maid! She’s gone from Suck to Blow!
September 13th, 2004 at 4:21 pm | Promoted
pull my… finger?
September 14th, 2004 at 5:24 am | Promoted
Woman: Murphy? Is that you?
RoboMop: Negative.
Serve my owner.
Protect their children.
Uphold the chores.
September 14th, 2004 at 6:06 am | Promoted
adam rooke likes to have gay sex with his dad die die die GAY
September 14th, 2004 at 2:51 pm | Promoted
THIS CAPSITE SUCKS….I CAN FINALLY SEE THE REALITY…THE BUSH MOSAIC IS A TYPICAL CLINTONIAN LIBERAL PIECE OF HATE….I HAVEN’T READ A GOOD CAPTION SINCE I FOUND THIS LIBERAL MORON SITE….MST3K’S SITE THIS WILL NEVER BECOME…
September 15th, 2004 at 2:40 pm | Promoted
[Midget inside]: Help me!
September 16th, 2004 at 9:30 am | Promoted
Number 5 was never sure about his sexuality…
September 16th, 2004 at 12:35 pm
I could kiss you in the moonlight
Make love to you by firelight
If I only had a heart…
Passionate scene from “The Wizard of Oz 2040”
September 18th, 2004 at 7:46 pm | Promoted
How you doin?
September 20th, 2004 at 1:38 pm
Danger! Danger! Robot must now restart because the Remote Procedure Call (RPC) terminated unexpectedly!
September 20th, 2004 at 9:46 pm | Promoted
All your base are belong to us
September 21st, 2004 at 7:35 pm
Are you my mother?
October 2nd, 2004 at 7:39 pm
Excuse me. Weren’t you Miss Teen Georgia, 1997?
October 7th, 2004 at 6:19 pm | Promoted
Tmsuk: “Anyone needs a handjob done?”
October 8th, 2004 at 3:41 am
The alternative to tricking Homestar Runner into getting you drinks.
October 12th, 2004 at 12:46 pm
Excuse me? Have you seen Mistah Jay or Roy Boy?
October 12th, 2004 at 12:55 pm | Promoted
Excuse me, but does this outfit make my butt look fat?
October 18th, 2004 at 5:25 pm | Promoted
Robot finds womans missing diaphram!
October 19th, 2004 at 4:55 am
EXCUSE ME MISS CAN I BORROW YOUR BATTERIES OUT OF YOUR VIBERATOR?
October 20th, 2004 at 7:21 am
Greetings, Kimiko. I am CyberLesbian Unit XLV#12412-44. I will be your date this evening.
October 26th, 2004 at 6:33 pm
We’ll some things might be annoying but bill gates penus is like gold, so whatever
October 29th, 2004 at 11:50 am | Promoted
My subatomic sensors indicate that you are a hologram.
November 2nd, 2004 at 2:04 pm | Promoted
Kiko had always known that her husband was different – scientists often were, and she’d long ago become used to his habit of speaking in beeps and whistles. But lately his strange behavior gave her the nagging suspicion that he might be gay.
November 21st, 2004 at 1:10 am | Promoted
Nice sweater.
Master isn’t around..
..may I help you get it off?
November 30th, 2004 at 11:57 am
John Pitt smells of shit
December 23rd, 2004 at 2:58 am
Why?! Why was I programmed to feel pain?
December 23rd, 2004 at 7:53 pm
I see we share a common interest! Excellent job on the website!
January 14th, 2005 at 11:27 am
Come with me if you want to live.
February 14th, 2005 at 10:00 am
Robo maid, or…...homo maid?!?
February 26th, 2005 at 11:03 pm | Promoted
Hello Robo Bitch !
March 27th, 2005 at 12:15 pm | Promoted
Great house cleaning job, Rosie! Now go have sex with my husband so he’ll leave me alone.
April 8th, 2005 at 1:43 pm | Promoted
i will seduce her with my sexy body then kill her when we are in bed
April 8th, 2005 at 1:46 pm
come with me and ill show you my puppies
July 9th, 2005 at 11:35 am | Promoted
4 million dollars and TM SUK is the best you could come up with for a name?
July 9th, 2005 at 11:38 am | Promoted
The creators of TM SUCK realized they had made a grave error in the floor color recognition sytem, when she served the guests on the other side of the pool.
November 1st, 2005 at 5:14 pm
a cheesy asain porno from the future
February 17th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
Robot says to lady: “Must clean up this crap! Is it me or does something smell?”
April 27th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
No more handjobs for me! I’ve got robomaid.