Are prowling primates infesting your home? Not anymore with the amazing new Chimp-Away! Here’s how it works. The invading creature becomes mesmerized by the Feng Shui quality of the trickling water then, BLAMMO! The lid snaps down on its head drowning it in seconds. New Chimp-Away! (Coming soon, new Wife-Away!)
With water from the stream Galadriel filled the basin to the brim and breathed on it, and when the water was still again, she spoke. ‘Here is the Mirror of Galadriel,’ she said. ‘I have brought you here so that you may look in it, if you will.’
Great picture for the public service campaign message for this year’s flu season and its slogan “The Surgeon General shows viable alternatives to the flu vaccine”
September 24th, 2004 at 10:48 am | Promoted
Thats funny, I dont recall eating corn tonight…
September 24th, 2004 at 12:02 pm | Promoted
Sock Monkey Fear Factor!
September 24th, 2004 at 12:24 pm | Promoted
Pray to your porcelain God all you want monkey boy… he isn’t listening.
September 24th, 2004 at 12:37 pm | Promoted
Proof that Saki and Sock Monkey do not mix.
September 24th, 2004 at 1:32 pm | Promoted
Sorry monkey but my head wont fit down there and your hand wont fit up my arse and one of us has to unblock it.
September 24th, 2004 at 2:02 pm | Promoted
“damn…I was so drunk I can’t remember her name”
September 24th, 2004 at 2:04 pm | Promoted
So that’s where that Dick Cheney imposter gets all his crap from.
September 25th, 2004 at 3:14 am | Promoted
I told my wife I had to take a leak. How am I going to do that? The toilets bolted down? I guess I am leaving a leak.
September 25th, 2004 at 8:20 pm | Promoted
Why is it that whenever you reach the toilet, your stomach calms down…...uh, on second thought…..urggraaaaach…..
September 26th, 2004 at 1:35 am | Promoted
When it came time to bob for apples, Al decided he would never again go to Pat’s Halloween parties.
September 26th, 2004 at 1:46 pm | Promoted
“Caroool Duvaaaaalll,please come back. this ain’t the way to end it aaaalll!”
September 26th, 2004 at 10:01 pm | Promoted
Few understood the overwhelming pressure amongst all stuffed puppets have the “perfect” body.
September 27th, 2004 at 7:52 pm | Promoted
It just kinda crawled out of my ass. But at least it knew where to go.
September 28th, 2004 at 9:31 am | Promoted
“To BE or not to BE that is the question!”
September 28th, 2004 at 3:43 pm | Promoted
From the Book – Curious George goes to Washington.
September 28th, 2004 at 8:54 pm | Promoted
Curious George Bush examines his Iraq policy.
September 28th, 2004 at 11:07 pm | Promoted
Monkey see monkey doo-doo.
September 29th, 2004 at 6:50 am | Promoted
wow what a clean toilet
September 29th, 2004 at 3:44 pm | Promoted
Amazing photo of John Kerry’s cat moments before its suicide….
September 29th, 2004 at 5:17 pm | Promoted
It was a fun feces fight but alas all things must come to an end
September 29th, 2004 at 8:59 pm | Promoted
Are prowling primates infesting your home? Not anymore with the amazing new Chimp-Away! Here’s how it works. The invading creature becomes mesmerized by the Feng Shui quality of the trickling water then, BLAMMO! The lid snaps down on its head drowning it in seconds. New Chimp-Away! (Coming soon, new Wife-Away!)
September 30th, 2004 at 9:23 am
There’s someone on the wing… some thing!
September 30th, 2004 at 1:20 pm | Promoted
The mirror of Sock Monkey shows things that were, that are, and that may yet come to pass.
September 30th, 2004 at 3:53 pm | Promoted
Penile warmers should be removed before urination.
September 30th, 2004 at 10:30 pm
“I wonder what’s on the other side…”
October 1st, 2004 at 4:20 pm | Promoted
“HELP!!! The bathroom stall is tipping over!”
October 2nd, 2004 at 7:20 am | Promoted
With water from the stream Galadriel filled the basin to the brim and breathed on it, and when the water was still again, she spoke. ‘Here is the Mirror of Galadriel,’ she said. ‘I have brought you here so that you may look in it, if you will.’
October 2nd, 2004 at 4:42 pm
What was Lassie thinking?
October 2nd, 2004 at 7:36 pm | Promoted
Near the end of their lives, amphibious turds return to the toilets where they were born to spawn.
October 4th, 2004 at 9:17 pm | Promoted
Something knocked me out’ the trees
Now I’m on my knees
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
October 5th, 2004 at 12:23 am | Promoted
Mmm … A bowl full of Chunky Monkey!
October 5th, 2004 at 5:55 pm | Promoted
swirly, swirly, swirly, swirly, oh God, thank God I’m here! I’m feeling quea-ooo-ooo-ooo-ahhh-sy
October 8th, 2004 at 3:34 am | Promoted
Chris Griffin decided that he’d had enough of the monkey’s antics.
October 8th, 2004 at 7:39 pm | Promoted
I am thankful for your wisdom, Mr. Toilet Bowl. You have convinced me to become a better lesbian.
October 12th, 2004 at 12:35 pm
Waiting to be spanked.
October 12th, 2004 at 12:50 pm | Promoted
Great picture for the public service campaign message for this year’s flu season and its slogan “The Surgeon General shows viable alternatives to the flu vaccine”
October 12th, 2004 at 1:03 pm | Promoted
George didn’t know what to do. The man in the yellow hat told him not to play in the toilet, but George just HAD to find out where his poopies go.
October 12th, 2004 at 9:43 pm
Hey, they said I’d meet the new lifeguard but nobody else is here….Maybe it’s not too deep. I’ll just stick my toe in ‘til he gets here.
October 17th, 2004 at 6:05 pm | Promoted
Bush practices his Danish
October 18th, 2004 at 5:24 pm | Promoted
Where’s the shit?????????????
October 19th, 2004 at 4:50 am | Promoted
THERE IS NO WAY THE LADY OF HOUSE ASS COULD FIT ON THIS!
October 24th, 2004 at 1:55 pm | Promoted
Poor Chips! He thought it was the Stargate.
October 26th, 2004 at 6:29 pm | Promoted
“where are you tarzan”
October 27th, 2004 at 11:04 am | Promoted
Sorry, wrong set.
October 29th, 2004 at 12:18 pm | Promoted
Mommy mommy, my Monkey won’t stop swimming in circles….
Shut up or I will flush it again…
November 1st, 2004 at 11:10 am
Jacque the Monkey prepares his submission to http://www.ratemypoo.com ….
November 2nd, 2004 at 12:12 pm
Jeremy suddenly realized that being a sock monkey didn’t make kicking heroin any easier.
November 2nd, 2004 at 3:49 pm | Promoted
I’m George W. Crapmonkey and I approved this message.
November 18th, 2004 at 10:54 pm
Good piss. No blood.
November 20th, 2004 at 12:51 am | Promoted
Primatologists from the University of Michigan discovered that monkeys share 99 percent of their genes with college students.
November 21st, 2004 at 1:08 am
Thinking about it..I want a song about my reflection just like Mulan!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:49 am | Promoted
I will never drink again!
December 24th, 2004 at 4:19 pm
Cocktails
June 1st, 2005 at 8:52 pm | Promoted
David Letterman’s band leader in a rare candid photograph.
September 7th, 2005 at 5:48 am
Wouldn’t you feel sick with a hand up your ass!!!!!
September 9th, 2005 at 12:42 am
Oh Alan…Will you ever learn… Or will i have to beat you until you vomit again?!
November 9th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Big night
April 27th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
If i drink this… I will be a made man?!