With water from the stream Galadriel filled the basin to the brim and breathed on it, and when the water was still again, she spoke. ‘Here is the Mirror of Galadriel,’ she said. ‘I have brought you here so that you may look in it, if you will.’
Great picture for the public service campaign message for this year’s flu season and its slogan “The Surgeon General shows viable alternatives to the flu vaccine”
Are prowling primates infesting your home? Not anymore with the amazing new Chimp-Away! Here’s how it works. The invading creature becomes mesmerized by the Feng Shui quality of the trickling water then, BLAMMO! The lid snaps down on its head drowning it in seconds. New Chimp-Away! (Coming soon, new Wife-Away!)
September 26th, 2004 at 10:01 pm
Few understood the overwhelming pressure amongst all stuffed puppets have the “perfect” body.
September 24th, 2004 at 12:24 pm
Pray to your porcelain God all you want monkey boy… he isn’t listening.
October 5th, 2004 at 12:23 am
Mmm … A bowl full of Chunky Monkey!
September 28th, 2004 at 8:54 pm
Curious George Bush examines his Iraq policy.
October 8th, 2004 at 7:39 pm
I am thankful for your wisdom, Mr. Toilet Bowl. You have convinced me to become a better lesbian.
September 24th, 2004 at 2:04 pm
So that’s where that Dick Cheney imposter gets all his crap from.
September 28th, 2004 at 11:07 pm
Monkey see monkey doo-doo.
September 26th, 2004 at 1:35 am
When it came time to bob for apples, Al decided he would never again go to Pat’s Halloween parties.
October 2nd, 2004 at 7:36 pm
Near the end of their lives, amphibious turds return to the toilets where they were born to spawn.
November 2nd, 2004 at 3:49 pm
I’m George W. Crapmonkey and I approved this message.
September 28th, 2004 at 3:43 pm
From the Book - Curious George goes to Washington.
September 30th, 2004 at 1:20 pm
The mirror of Sock Monkey shows things that were, that are, and that may yet come to pass.
October 2nd, 2004 at 7:20 am
With water from the stream Galadriel filled the basin to the brim and breathed on it, and when the water was still again, she spoke. ‘Here is the Mirror of Galadriel,’ she said. ‘I have brought you here so that you may look in it, if you will.’
October 12th, 2004 at 12:50 pm
Great picture for the public service campaign message for this year’s flu season and its slogan “The Surgeon General shows viable alternatives to the flu vaccine”
October 12th, 2004 at 1:03 pm
George didn’t know what to do. The man in the yellow hat told him not to play in the toilet, but George just HAD to find out where his poopies go.
November 20th, 2004 at 12:51 am
Primatologists from the University of Michigan discovered that monkeys share 99 percent of their genes with college students.
September 24th, 2004 at 10:48 am
Thats funny, I dont recall eating corn tonight…
December 6th, 2004 at 7:49 am
I will never drink again!
October 24th, 2004 at 1:55 pm
Poor Chips! He thought it was the Stargate.
September 24th, 2004 at 12:02 pm
Sock Monkey Fear Factor!
September 29th, 2004 at 6:50 am
wow what a clean toilet
October 1st, 2004 at 4:20 pm
“HELP!!! The bathroom stall is tipping over!”
October 4th, 2004 at 9:17 pm
Something knocked me out’ the trees
Now I’m on my knees
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
October 26th, 2004 at 6:29 pm
“where are you tarzan”
October 17th, 2004 at 6:05 pm
Bush practices his Danish
October 18th, 2004 at 5:24 pm
Where’s the shit?????????????
June 1st, 2005 at 8:52 pm
David Letterman’s band leader in a rare candid photograph.
November 1st, 2004 at 11:10 am
Jacque the Monkey prepares his submission to http://www.ratemypoo.com ….
November 2nd, 2004 at 12:12 pm
Jeremy suddenly realized that being a sock monkey didn’t make kicking heroin any easier.
November 21st, 2004 at 1:08 am
Thinking about it..I want a song about my reflection just like Mulan!
September 30th, 2004 at 9:23 am
There’s someone on the wing… some thing!
September 30th, 2004 at 10:30 pm
“I wonder what’s on the other side…”
October 2nd, 2004 at 4:42 pm
What was Lassie thinking?
October 12th, 2004 at 12:35 pm
Waiting to be spanked.
October 12th, 2004 at 9:43 pm
Hey, they said I’d meet the new lifeguard but nobody else is here….Maybe it’s not too deep. I’ll just stick my toe in ’til he gets here.
November 18th, 2004 at 10:54 pm
Good piss. No blood.
December 24th, 2004 at 4:19 pm
Cocktails
September 7th, 2005 at 5:48 am
Wouldn’t you feel sick with a hand up your ass!!!!!
September 9th, 2005 at 12:42 am
Oh Alan…Will you ever learn… Or will i have to beat you until you vomit again?!
November 9th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Big night
April 27th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
If i drink this… I will be a made man?!
October 29th, 2004 at 12:18 pm
Mommy mommy, my Monkey won’t stop swimming in circles….
Shut up or I will flush it again…
September 29th, 2004 at 5:17 pm
It was a fun feces fight but alas all things must come to an end
September 24th, 2004 at 2:02 pm
“damn…I was so drunk I can’t remember her name”
September 25th, 2004 at 3:14 am
I told my wife I had to take a leak. How am I going to do that? The toilets bolted down? I guess I am leaving a leak.
September 28th, 2004 at 9:31 am
“To BE or not to BE that is the question!”
October 5th, 2004 at 5:55 pm
swirly, swirly, swirly, swirly, oh God, thank God I’m here! I’m feeling quea-ooo-ooo-ooo-ahhh-sy
October 27th, 2004 at 11:04 am
Sorry, wrong set.
September 30th, 2004 at 3:53 pm
Penile warmers should be removed before urination.
September 25th, 2004 at 8:20 pm
Why is it that whenever you reach the toilet, your stomach calms down……uh, on second thought…..urggraaaaach…..
September 29th, 2004 at 3:44 pm
Amazing photo of John Kerry’s cat moments before its suicide….
September 29th, 2004 at 8:59 pm
Are prowling primates infesting your home? Not anymore with the amazing new Chimp-Away! Here’s how it works. The invading creature becomes mesmerized by the Feng Shui quality of the trickling water then, BLAMMO! The lid snaps down on its head drowning it in seconds. New Chimp-Away! (Coming soon, new Wife-Away!)
September 24th, 2004 at 12:37 pm
Proof that Saki and Sock Monkey do not mix.
September 27th, 2004 at 7:52 pm
It just kinda crawled out of my ass. But at least it knew where to go.
October 8th, 2004 at 3:34 am
Chris Griffin decided that he’d had enough of the monkey’s antics.
September 26th, 2004 at 1:46 pm
“Caroool Duvaaaaalll,please come back. this ain’t the way to end it aaaalll!”
October 19th, 2004 at 4:50 am
THERE IS NO WAY THE LADY OF HOUSE ASS COULD FIT ON THIS!
September 24th, 2004 at 1:32 pm
Sorry monkey but my head wont fit down there and your hand wont fit up my arse and one of us has to unblock it.