This is just not natural
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October 6th, 2004 at 9:50 am
The Mexican Booger Snake may seem like the main reptile to avoid, that is until you meet the Peruvian Ass Bandit.
October 27th, 2004 at 12:37 pm
Then, suddenly, they began to hatch.
October 6th, 2004 at 12:51 am
Four out of five alergists agree: Floss your sinuses twice a day.
October 6th, 2004 at 6:24 pm
…and you thought you were cool ’cause you could take it up the ass!!
October 8th, 2004 at 3:15 am
So then the snake goes home to his wife and says, “Honey, you would not BELIEVE the day I’ve had.”
October 6th, 2004 at 11:38 am
Sadly, Barney’s HMO could only afford a relatively inexpensive sinus infection treatment.
October 7th, 2004 at 12:19 am
What you can’t see in this picture is the tiny snake actually going in and out of this snake’s nose and mouth.
November 1st, 2004 at 11:06 am
As most herpetologists know, after two months of incubation, the hatchlings will break through the cranium with their “skull tooth”.
October 6th, 2004 at 10:04 am
Latest ad campaign from the Church of God with Signs Following - “Snort em if you got em” - immediately following the previously failed ad campaign using an Anaconda where the snake ate the handler.
October 6th, 2004 at 2:46 pm
but how did the snake get him to mimic that mouth gesture? That is one amazing snake!
October 7th, 2004 at 8:59 am
“I hate snakes, but I love the smell!”
October 8th, 2004 at 4:28 am
Ah…ah…choo!
October 8th, 2004 at 10:03 pm
No shit, it ain’t natural. It’s a photoshopped fake!
October 10th, 2004 at 2:31 am
I don’t wanna know what he’s going to pull out of his ear.
October 28th, 2004 at 2:12 pm
A new meaning for dragon breath.
October 11th, 2004 at 4:29 am
I’m sorry, but the position of Weirdest Freak To Ever Serve As Attorney General has been filled
October 18th, 2004 at 5:22 pm
Mr Black is back on the Crack!
October 25th, 2004 at 6:41 am
“Hey mon, let’s see you sissies on ‘Fear Factor’ do dis!!”
November 2nd, 2004 at 1:57 pm
Jeremy’s friends eventually tired of his desperate need for attention, culminating in his setting himself on fire at the disco one night to impress a group of girls.
November 4th, 2004 at 11:14 pm
the missing link
November 21st, 2004 at 1:05 am
God blessed me with good things..huge nostrils. They sure come in handy!
October 6th, 2004 at 12:19 pm
Hacking and chocking, the snake died shortly thereafter, thanks to John’s lethal morning breath.
October 6th, 2004 at 2:27 pm
What? A spagettii noodle, that aitn nothing. Check this out!
October 8th, 2004 at 5:00 pm
Bartender: “Hey, where did you get that?”
Snake: “Can you believe it started as a wart on my scales?”
October 7th, 2004 at 5:41 pm
Olha só!
October 10th, 2004 at 2:38 am
Desmond was able to suppress his gag reflex, but the snake was not.
October 11th, 2004 at 11:27 pm
African man raped by a snake, news at 11.
October 12th, 2004 at 9:32 pm
“Aaaagh!I thought I told you, the only way to get back that cocaine was to use a natural method. Now the damn remedy is high….catch him before he slips it through you,too….you know how you just crave more……………….
October 27th, 2004 at 11:10 am
Slytherin!!!!!!!
October 27th, 2004 at 11:11 am
SATAN SPAWN!!!!!
October 27th, 2004 at 11:12 am
If you have a problem with cancer, we’ll take good care of that at takingcareofcancerthatlookslikeasnake
cause remember, we care
October 15th, 2004 at 6:43 am
next time i should sleep wiv my mouth closed
December 26th, 2004 at 1:17 pm
Dont try eating one alive !
December 26th, 2004 at 1:18 pm
Dont try eating one alive.
February 3rd, 2005 at 9:45 pm
The crowd gasps’as the mongoose made his final anal attack on JO JO’s freaky circus act
June 19th, 2005 at 5:49 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
September 7th, 2005 at 5:36 am
no one told me that snakes dont live in glue pots!!!
April 27th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
New cure for sinusitis
December 6th, 2004 at 7:51 am
i picked a bad week to stop doing crack!
October 7th, 2004 at 6:27 pm
ALIEN 762 - aka SNeAKIN OUT
October 26th, 2004 at 11:20 am
Does this make me look fat
October 8th, 2004 at 7:36 pm
Kiss my asp!