Moments before the trainer was mauled to death, we watch the beginning of the end as the Sasquatch, seeing the hairbrush experiences primal fear and then rage that his penis had been cut off and was now being handed to him.
Even after several years and thousands of dollars worth of psychotherapy, Bubbles still cannot shake the image of meeting Michael Jackson for the first time.
I just have to tell you Koko, that you have the WORST split ends. How many times have I asked you to please stop trying to use your own Feces as a deep conditioner. It ain’t gonna help anything sweetie!
Jeremy knew he’d ultimately end up taking care of Bingo, the “giant, animatronic, real-life eat n’ poop” doll, with “all the needs of a real gorilla”, once his son lost interest. And 72 D batteries…
and with the mightiest of mighty sneezes, that wierd little asian dude was vaporized, and an eight mile radius obliterated. the monkey reportedly is allergic to hygiene
October 9th, 2004 at 2:19 pm | Promoted
robbin williams was having yet another make over
October 9th, 2004 at 4:01 pm
“I can’t believe this turd gave me a pudding bowl haircut.”
(The picture I submitted got posted! YAAAYYY!!)
October 9th, 2004 at 11:11 pm | Promoted
After a dissapointing end to The Matrix series, a sad Keanu Reeves resorts to hypnotic pet gorillas to help him cope.
October 10th, 2004 at 2:10 am
Michael Moore prepares for an undercover documentary on the zoo industry.
October 10th, 2004 at 2:14 am
Despite court decisions in various states, Alex and Bobo kept up hope that somewhere they could get married.
October 10th, 2004 at 8:42 pm | Promoted
Koko’s new groomer wisely went with a simple hairbrush after the tragic Flowbee incident.
October 10th, 2004 at 8:45 pm | Promoted
Dubya gets a complete makeover after his disastrous performance in the first two debates.
October 10th, 2004 at 8:53 pm
Bigfoot begins to regret coming out of the woods and agreeing to appear on television.
October 10th, 2004 at 9:14 pm
Monkey see monkey ‘do.
October 11th, 2004 at 4:26 am | Promoted
Queer Eye for the Rue Morgue
October 11th, 2004 at 3:06 pm | Promoted
Moments before the trainer was mauled to death, we watch the beginning of the end as the Sasquatch, seeing the hairbrush experiences primal fear and then rage that his penis had been cut off and was now being handed to him.
October 11th, 2004 at 3:14 pm | Promoted
mmm? hmmm mmmm….hmmmm hhmmmm hmmm hhmmmmm mmmm mmm mm mmmmmmm!
October 11th, 2004 at 3:14 pm | Promoted
mmm? hmmm mmmm….hmmmm hhmmmm hmmm hhmmmmm mmmm mmm mm mmmmmmm!
October 11th, 2004 at 3:17 pm
You think thats a lot of hair? You should see when I get out of the shower in the morning. I swear I thought it was a dog sniffing at the drain.
October 11th, 2004 at 3:18 pm | Promoted
I am C3PO, human-cyborg relations and this is my counterpart R2D2
October 11th, 2004 at 4:08 pm | Promoted
after a lengthy inquiry and passing over with a metal-detecting wand; Bigfoot was finally able to board the plane.
October 11th, 2004 at 4:50 pm | Promoted
Keanu Reeves is cast for the next harry and the hendersons. Which will take place on a cruise ship that cannot go below 50.
October 12th, 2004 at 12:16 pm | Promoted
I don’t mind you combing my hair. It’s what you are doing with the other hand that shocks me!
October 12th, 2004 at 12:16 pm | Promoted
Removing the orangutangles.
October 12th, 2004 at 12:34 pm | Promoted
Even after several years and thousands of dollars worth of psychotherapy, Bubbles still cannot shake the image of meeting Michael Jackson for the first time.
October 12th, 2004 at 12:54 pm | Promoted
I just have to tell you Koko, that you have the WORST split ends. How many times have I asked you to please stop trying to use your own Feces as a deep conditioner. It ain’t gonna help anything sweetie!
October 12th, 2004 at 12:55 pm
Daily grooming by Keanu Reeves is the reason I hide my age better than Clint Eastwood
October 12th, 2004 at 12:57 pm | Promoted
John Cusack primping his guest-star during filming for “Don’t Say Anything.”
October 12th, 2004 at 12:59 pm
Guns don’t kill people Apes with guns kill people
October 12th, 2004 at 2:41 pm | Promoted
Tragically not knowing about Kongo’s hatred of brushes, this is the last picture of Terrance-the-zoo hairdresser alive.
October 12th, 2004 at 9:39 pm
Now, if I could just reach the top, I’d say the “Mullet” is back in style”, and I’d win the thousand bucks for bravest new hairdressers.
October 12th, 2004 at 10:16 pm | Promoted
Laura Bush before hormone therapy.
October 13th, 2004 at 11:45 am
See that, sock monkey? I told you if you drank from the toilet that you’d grow up big and strong! Just look at you now…so purty….
October 13th, 2004 at 11:46 am
Monkey see…monkey hair-do
October 13th, 2004 at 11:49 am | Promoted
Reynard…hold still while I brush your hair. You’re famous now for submitting a photo of yourself! YAAAYY!!
October 17th, 2004 at 8:26 am | Promoted
No not the HAIR!!!!!!
October 17th, 2004 at 10:38 pm | Promoted
“OK, sis, I know the last 55 blind dates went bad, but I have a good feeling about this Zaius fella.”
October 18th, 2004 at 10:46 am | Promoted
Great Chewbakka can return to star wars VII
October 18th, 2004 at 5:18 pm
It’s everyones favorite funky monkey Jack Black
October 19th, 2004 at 5:25 am
GET PULLING FUR OUT OF HIDE AND YOU WILL WEAR THAT BRUSH FOR A RUDDER!
October 19th, 2004 at 5:34 am
HMMMM I DON’T KNOW IF IT HURTS OR FEELS GOOD AND I NOT TALKING ABOUT THE HAIRBRUSH!
October 21st, 2004 at 5:40 am | Promoted
I’ve heard that orangutanges lead innnteresting lives, is that true? My favorite clients have been orangutanges…..gasp did Donna do this rinse?!
October 21st, 2004 at 9:05 am | Promoted
It’s a common misconception that all Himalayan monks are bald and selfless.
October 24th, 2004 at 1:52 pm
A scene from Queer Eye for the Primate Guy
October 25th, 2004 at 1:22 am | Promoted
Big foot found in beauty salon
October 25th, 2004 at 1:23 am
Fauther found 23 years without shaving
October 25th, 2004 at 6:25 am
“Next week on ‘The Swan’....”
October 26th, 2004 at 11:17 am | Promoted
I am chubaka here me roar
October 28th, 2004 at 11:56 pm
queer eye for the straight guy tours the world
October 30th, 2004 at 10:50 am
Bikini wax! What Bikini wax!
November 1st, 2004 at 2:03 pm | Promoted
Jeremy knew he’d ultimately end up taking care of Bingo, the “giant, animatronic, real-life eat n’ poop” doll, with “all the needs of a real gorilla”, once his son lost interest. And 72 D batteries…
November 11th, 2004 at 4:03 pm | Promoted
John Kerry prepares for his next run for President in 2008
November 11th, 2004 at 8:27 pm
With forest lands receding at an alarming rate, Sasquatch was force to take up employment at the San Diego Petting Zoo.
November 18th, 2004 at 7:57 pm | Promoted
Fucking Niggers!
November 21st, 2004 at 1:00 am
Miss a spot..and I’ll eat you.
November 28th, 2004 at 1:37 pm
huh huh tuna huh
November 29th, 2004 at 12:15 am | Promoted
and with the mightiest of mighty sneezes, that wierd little asian dude was vaporized, and an eight mile radius obliterated. the monkey reportedly is allergic to hygiene
December 21st, 2004 at 7:45 pm
While preparing for his next big Vegas concert, Elton John reacts to the news that his entire wardrobe has been re-routed to Albequerque.
December 27th, 2004 at 9:23 am
C’mon Kong, everyone in Hollywood expects you at Faye’s funeral.
December 27th, 2004 at 9:29 am
Bob stopped smiling when he realised his monkey was too big to spank.
January 2nd, 2005 at 6:28 pm
Steve always knew an arranged marriage wouldn’t work for him.
January 2nd, 2005 at 6:31 pm
Steve always knew an arranged marriage wouldn’t work for him.
February 3rd, 2005 at 10:23 pm
Kong was a little stirred when dewayne fondled his hiney.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Bigfoot: “That one was still attached buddy…!!!”