As the two largest dancers were doing a pass by, their gravitational mass captured each other and they began to orbit. This in itself was not so bad until it was time for the full moon.
Suddenly it all became clear to Jack and Karen why there was no mention of a boat when they signed up for this whale watching excursion, although the travel agent had strongly suggested bringing along a motion sickness medication “Just in case.”
October 14th, 2004 at 1:02 pm | Promoted
welcome to “Sumo drag-queen balet theater”
October 14th, 2004 at 1:04 pm | Promoted
You broke my arm you bitch
October 14th, 2004 at 2:55 pm | Promoted
Tutu plus Sumo equals Tsunami
October 14th, 2004 at 6:52 pm | Promoted
Rosanne’s new production of “Oklahoma!” gets mixed reviews.
October 14th, 2004 at 8:49 pm | Promoted
“Mom, you’re not suppposed to grope my tits! We never rehearsed that!!!”
October 15th, 2004 at 3:56 am | Promoted
Bellisumo!
October 15th, 2004 at 2:21 pm
As the two largest dancers were doing a pass by, their gravitational mass captured each other and they began to orbit. This in itself was not so bad until it was time for the full moon.
October 15th, 2004 at 3:21 pm | Promoted
After the 12th Long Island, my girlfriend and her sister didn’t look too bad…
October 16th, 2004 at 7:48 pm | Promoted
Balletsumo!
October 17th, 2004 at 2:57 pm
Oh the humanity!!
October 17th, 2004 at 10:32 pm | Promoted
Pink Lady hit bottom
October 18th, 2004 at 1:42 am | Promoted
Cirque de Solid.
October 18th, 2004 at 7:33 am | Promoted
Unfortunatley, it ain’t over till one of these heifers starts singing.
October 18th, 2004 at 8:44 am
“Does this skirt make me look fat?”
“No. It’s your body that makes you look fat.”
October 18th, 2004 at 9:28 am | Promoted
“Ladies and Gentlemen…Please welcome the hottest dance team on the internet. Your 2004 Caption Machine.com Captionettes!!!”
October 18th, 2004 at 9:51 am | Promoted
Michael Flatley’s Lard of the dance
October 18th, 2004 at 5:13 pm | Promoted
The New Crispy Creme Dounuts Promotional Poster! Slogen – “Life Is Phat”
October 19th, 2004 at 4:23 am | Promoted
FEEL MY TUMMY I JUST SWALLOWED 5 MIDJETS AND BROKE FAT BASTARDS WORLD RECORD!
October 19th, 2004 at 4:42 pm | Promoted
The first intruduction of the “Three-tu”
October 19th, 2004 at 8:00 pm | Promoted
“I never thought I’d find another use for this old bridesmaids gown!”
October 21st, 2004 at 3:03 am | Promoted
TWO TON TESSIE AND HER TERRIBLE TWIN TARA TROMPING TERRFICALLY THRU THE TWO STEP!
October 22nd, 2004 at 8:33 pm | Promoted
Everyone in the audience held their breath on the horrific possibility of yet another “wardrobe malfunction.”
October 24th, 2004 at 1:50 pm | Promoted
Opening night of Ugly Duckling Lake
October 25th, 2004 at 6:22 am | Promoted
Reality TV takes a terrible turn with “Who Wants To Be A Ballerina?”
October 26th, 2004 at 11:15 am
Girl we have so much catching up to do
October 26th, 2004 at 12:47 pm | Promoted
Hey, you don’t sweat much for a fat girl.
October 27th, 2004 at 6:12 am
FOR THE SAKE OF SAFETY THE MANAGEMENT OF THE THEATER HAD THE TWINS START TO DO A STRIPTEASE TO SPEED UP EVACUATION WHEN THEY SMELLED SMOKE!
October 27th, 2004 at 10:44 pm
Disney’s stage production of the Hippo Ballet from “Fantasia” had mixed reviews.
October 28th, 2004 at 11:40 am | Promoted
The “Biggest Loosers” Awards Dancers
October 28th, 2004 at 8:13 pm
As they ran into each others arms, their fat ass bodies collided, collapsing the stage
October 28th, 2004 at 11:55 pm
well if theres heaven theres gotta be hell too
October 29th, 2004 at 9:04 pm | Promoted
“You bitch! I’m a little teapot!”
“Like hell! I’M a little teapot!”
October 30th, 2004 at 10:56 am
Tinkerbell became Thunderbell and Sugar plum became Sugarbomb, together they are The Freedom Fat Fairies!
November 2nd, 2004 at 12:25 pm
Graciela hated the fact that Maria always copped a feel during this maneuvre.
November 5th, 2004 at 1:09 pm
it is very interestnig web & i hope be with us to enjoy meself ..
November 5th, 2004 at 1:10 pm
it is very interestnig web & i hope be with us to enjoy meself ..
November 6th, 2004 at 8:10 pm | Promoted
Mike Moore’s dream of dancing at Kerry’s victory party with Rosie ODonnell the night before Election Day
November 7th, 2004 at 1:04 am | Promoted
Darling cover yourself up, it makes you look thinner
November 9th, 2004 at 9:33 am
Quit worrying, sis. Nobody will be looking at the bad suntan line left by that halterneck top. I can guarantee they’ll be looking elsewhere!
November 21st, 2004 at 12:58 am | Promoted
(L)Can you feel my fat melting away?
(R)I FEEL I FEEL!
November 23rd, 2004 at 4:11 pm
“Ya smell THAT?....Ya smell that???....I love the smell of vinegar in the morning—!”
November 28th, 2004 at 1:34 pm
get youre hands off my boobs rossanne!
December 4th, 2004 at 4:47 am | Promoted
Shame!.... Don’t leave home without it!
December 6th, 2004 at 8:12 pm
tomorrow is tuesday
December 6th, 2004 at 8:12 pm
No, I didnt say Pepperoni I said help me Tony!!!
December 6th, 2004 at 8:13 pm
my dogs breath smells like dog food
December 18th, 2004 at 12:55 pm
Only 12,512 hours of this and we’ll be slim enough for Broadway!
December 23rd, 2004 at 12:50 pm
bingo ancouncer;
“two fat ladys”
fat ladys;
“yay, we won!!!!!”
December 27th, 2004 at 9:13 am
J. Edgar Hoover’s reaccuring Chairman Mao dream.
January 2nd, 2005 at 6:34 pm
You call these exotic dancers?
January 6th, 2005 at 8:32 pm
Suddenly it all became clear to Jack and Karen why there was no mention of a boat when they signed up for this whale watching excursion, although the travel agent had strongly suggested bringing along a motion sickness medication “Just in case.”
April 27th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Weight-watchers celebrate the losing of another 25 grams.
June 21st, 2007 at 4:27 am
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