As the two largest dancers were doing a pass by, their gravitational mass captured each other and they began to orbit. This in itself was not so bad until it was time for the full moon.
Suddenly it all became clear to Jack and Karen why there was no mention of a boat when they signed up for this whale watching excursion, although the travel agent had strongly suggested bringing along a motion sickness medication “Just in case.”
October 18th, 2004 at 9:51 am
Michael Flatley’s Lard of the dance
October 18th, 2004 at 7:33 am
Unfortunatley, it ain’t over till one of these heifers starts singing.
October 22nd, 2004 at 8:33 pm
Everyone in the audience held their breath on the horrific possibility of yet another “wardrobe malfunction.”
October 18th, 2004 at 1:42 am
Cirque de Solid.
October 25th, 2004 at 6:22 am
Reality TV takes a terrible turn with “Who Wants To Be A Ballerina?”
October 14th, 2004 at 8:49 pm
“Mom, you’re not suppposed to grope my tits! We never rehearsed that!!!”
October 14th, 2004 at 1:04 pm
You broke my arm you bitch
October 26th, 2004 at 12:47 pm
Hey, you don’t sweat much for a fat girl.
October 21st, 2004 at 3:03 am
TWO TON TESSIE AND HER TERRIBLE TWIN TARA TROMPING TERRFICALLY THRU THE TWO STEP!
October 14th, 2004 at 2:55 pm
Tutu plus Sumo equals Tsunami
October 18th, 2004 at 9:28 am
“Ladies and Gentlemen…Please welcome the hottest dance team on the internet. Your 2004 Caption Machine.com Captionettes!!!”
October 29th, 2004 at 9:04 pm
“You bitch! I’m a little teapot!”
“Like hell! I’M a little teapot!”
December 4th, 2004 at 4:47 am
Shame!…. Don’t leave home without it!
October 14th, 2004 at 1:02 pm
welcome to “Sumo drag-queen balet theater”
October 18th, 2004 at 5:13 pm
The New Crispy Creme Dounuts Promotional Poster! Slogen - “Life Is Phat”
October 19th, 2004 at 4:42 pm
The first intruduction of the “Three-tu”
October 19th, 2004 at 8:00 pm
“I never thought I’d find another use for this old bridesmaids gown!”
October 24th, 2004 at 1:50 pm
Opening night of Ugly Duckling Lake
November 21st, 2004 at 12:58 am
(L)Can you feel my fat melting away?
®I FEEL I FEEL!
October 28th, 2004 at 11:40 am
The “Biggest Loosers” Awards Dancers
November 6th, 2004 at 8:10 pm
Mike Moore’s dream of dancing at Kerry’s victory party with Rosie ODonnell the night before Election Day
October 14th, 2004 at 6:52 pm
Rosanne’s new production of “Oklahoma!” gets mixed reviews.
October 15th, 2004 at 3:21 pm
After the 12th Long Island, my girlfriend and her sister didn’t look too bad…
October 17th, 2004 at 10:32 pm
Pink Lady hit bottom
October 19th, 2004 at 4:23 am
FEEL MY TUMMY I JUST SWALLOWED 5 MIDJETS AND BROKE FAT BASTARDS WORLD RECORD!
October 15th, 2004 at 2:21 pm
As the two largest dancers were doing a pass by, their gravitational mass captured each other and they began to orbit. This in itself was not so bad until it was time for the full moon.
October 28th, 2004 at 8:13 pm
As they ran into each others arms, their fat ass bodies collided, collapsing the stage
October 30th, 2004 at 10:56 am
Tinkerbell became Thunderbell and Sugar plum became Sugarbomb, together they are The Freedom Fat Fairies!
November 2nd, 2004 at 12:25 pm
Graciela hated the fact that Maria always copped a feel during this maneuvre.
December 6th, 2004 at 8:12 pm
tomorrow is tuesday
December 6th, 2004 at 8:12 pm
No, I didnt say Pepperoni I said help me Tony!!!
December 6th, 2004 at 8:13 pm
my dogs breath smells like dog food
November 23rd, 2004 at 4:11 pm
“Ya smell THAT?….Ya smell that???….I love the smell of vinegar in the morning–!”
December 18th, 2004 at 12:55 pm
Only 12,512 hours of this and we’ll be slim enough for Broadway!
October 28th, 2004 at 11:55 pm
well if theres heaven theres gotta be hell too
October 17th, 2004 at 2:57 pm
Oh the humanity!!
October 27th, 2004 at 10:44 pm
Disney’s stage production of the Hippo Ballet from “Fantasia” had mixed reviews.
November 9th, 2004 at 9:33 am
Quit worrying, sis. Nobody will be looking at the bad suntan line left by that halterneck top. I can guarantee they’ll be looking elsewhere!
October 27th, 2004 at 6:12 am
FOR THE SAKE OF SAFETY THE MANAGEMENT OF THE THEATER HAD THE TWINS START TO DO A STRIPTEASE TO SPEED UP EVACUATION WHEN THEY SMELLED SMOKE!
November 28th, 2004 at 1:34 pm
get youre hands off my boobs rossanne!
October 26th, 2004 at 11:15 am
Girl we have so much catching up to do
October 18th, 2004 at 8:44 am
“Does this skirt make me look fat?”
“No. It’s your body that makes you look fat.”
November 5th, 2004 at 1:09 pm
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November 5th, 2004 at 1:10 pm
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December 23rd, 2004 at 12:50 pm
bingo ancouncer;
“two fat ladys”
fat ladys;
“yay, we won!!!!!”
January 6th, 2005 at 8:32 pm
Suddenly it all became clear to Jack and Karen why there was no mention of a boat when they signed up for this whale watching excursion, although the travel agent had strongly suggested bringing along a motion sickness medication “Just in case.”
December 27th, 2004 at 9:13 am
J. Edgar Hoover’s reaccuring Chairman Mao dream.
January 2nd, 2005 at 6:34 pm
You call these exotic dancers?
June 21st, 2007 at 4:27 am
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April 27th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Weight-watchers celebrate the losing of another 25 grams.
November 7th, 2004 at 1:04 am
Darling cover yourself up, it makes you look thinner
October 15th, 2004 at 3:56 am
Bellisumo!
October 16th, 2004 at 7:48 pm
Balletsumo!