Harold’s childhood confusion of cats and beavers once more comes back to haunt him, resulting not only in a dead cat…but also a shoddily constructed porch.
In a tragic turn of events, Access Hollywood has recently learned that Morris the Cat, upon learning that his Purina Cat Chow contract was not renewed, committed suicide again. Unfortunately, it was his tenth attempt.
Thought bubble: “OK, stay calm. You’re just sleeping here, nothing weird going on. No one knows your dick is stuck. Just relax and maybe it’ll work itself loose…”
where back on e! and we found are garfield star tannin on his roof wich later when we turned over and was dead. it seems that all his fur made a fur ball that clogged his arteries and yet died…..poop on a stick…....jesus crist i should not of shoved those animals up my ass
fukin ho eat shit u ass belonker…..suns of bitches are gonna die…. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gonads and strife biznatch….... if u are gay u will read this message o shit i read it
October 18th, 2004 at 2:12 pm | Promoted
“All I said was, “Look Sally your pussy is all stretched out.” And, bam, she punched me.”
October 18th, 2004 at 5:02 pm | Promoted
“Someone get this freakin’ fire cracker out of my ass!”
October 18th, 2004 at 5:04 pm | Promoted
“Thats the last time I’m gonna let that biatch use a strap-on on me!”
October 18th, 2004 at 5:27 pm | Promoted
Honey why is does your pussy look dead stiff – SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSlap!
October 18th, 2004 at 5:54 pm
Need new tail? Fat, bloated, stretched and hairy? Smell like fish? Get a new cat…
October 18th, 2004 at 6:55 pm | Promoted
did-ah-dee-dah-did-ah-dow-dow…
LET’S ALL HAMPSTER DANCE!
October 19th, 2004 at 12:37 am | Promoted
After PETA protested nude, stuff cat doormats became all the rage.
October 19th, 2004 at 4:11 am | Promoted
A BIG CAT WILL SCRATCH THE HELL OUT OF YOU, BUT A LITTLE PUSSY NEVER HURT ANYONE!
October 19th, 2004 at 4:28 am | Promoted
New Snake-cat hybrid
October 19th, 2004 at 4:35 am | Promoted
IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOD HUMPING THIS HOLE IN THIS PLANK!
October 19th, 2004 at 4:45 pm | Promoted
Harold’s childhood confusion of cats and beavers once more comes back to haunt him, resulting not only in a dead cat…but also a shoddily constructed porch.
October 19th, 2004 at 7:57 pm | Promoted
Finally, Mr. Whiskers learned how to shove his tail up his own ass.
October 21st, 2004 at 8:16 am | Promoted
Siam(at)ease
October 21st, 2004 at 8:32 am | Promoted
Tragically, Tiger gave in to his impulse to make love to a rusty nail.
October 22nd, 2004 at 8:30 am | Promoted
morse dreamed of one day being center stage @ the bolshov
October 22nd, 2004 at 2:04 pm
If I can just hold still… “here, mousey, mousey, mousey”
October 22nd, 2004 at 8:27 pm | Promoted
In a tragic turn of events, Access Hollywood has recently learned that Morris the Cat, upon learning that his Purina Cat Chow contract was not renewed, committed suicide again. Unfortunately, it was his tenth attempt.
October 23rd, 2004 at 4:46 pm
Aerobics is good for the heart…
October 24th, 2004 at 1:49 pm
Cat on a hot tin roof!
October 25th, 2004 at 12:19 am | Promoted
Bootsie decided that sunbathing wasn’t so bad, until she tried putting on the tanning lotion.
October 25th, 2004 at 6:14 am | Promoted
Cat yoga
October 26th, 2004 at 11:13 am | Promoted
So thats where my corn dog went
October 26th, 2004 at 11:14 am
So thats where my corn dog went
October 26th, 2004 at 2:28 pm | Promoted
All I wanted was a Pepsi…
October 27th, 2004 at 6:20 am
JUST THINK IF THE PILGRIMS WOULD HAVE COMMITTED THIS ACT ON THE VERY FIRST THANKSGIVING WE BE EATING PUSSY INSTEAD OF FORKING THE BIRD!
October 28th, 2004 at 10:16 pm | Promoted
last weeks issue of playcat
October 30th, 2004 at 11:05 am
Cat-ching up on some Z’s.
November 1st, 2004 at 9:20 am | Promoted
That bloody dog’s gone and drained the pool again !
November 2nd, 2004 at 12:17 pm | Promoted
Thought bubble: “OK, stay calm. You’re just sleeping here, nothing weird going on. No one knows your dick is stuck. Just relax and maybe it’ll work itself loose…”
November 14th, 2004 at 7:10 pm
Oh damn could someone pull the rest of the tail out of my ass?
November 15th, 2004 at 12:13 pm | Promoted
Shhhh….I’m trying to hear what those dogs are saying in there!!!
November 23rd, 2004 at 4:06 pm | Promoted
MMMMMM…LAZY PUSSY
December 2nd, 2004 at 7:58 pm
In a former life Moggy was a beached whale…
December 2nd, 2004 at 8:01 pm
Hermione had a sudden bad feeling it may have been Polly Juice she’d just rubbed on herself and not sunscrean…
December 4th, 2004 at 4:44 am | Promoted
Sniff it!
December 8th, 2004 at 9:41 pm | Promoted
i know someone like that
December 8th, 2004 at 9:43 pm
wtf why does a cat lay like that did he just have sex
December 8th, 2004 at 9:48 pm
where back on e! and we found are garfield star tannin on his roof wich later when we turned over and was dead. it seems that all his fur made a fur ball that clogged his arteries and yet died…..poop on a stick…....jesus crist i should not of shoved those animals up my ass
December 8th, 2004 at 9:52 pm | Promoted
fukin ho eat shit u ass belonker…..suns of bitches are gonna die…. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gonads and strife biznatch….... if u are gay u will read this message o shit i read it
December 27th, 2004 at 8:46 am
After years of doing the “chow chow chow.” Morris can’t bend his knees.
December 27th, 2004 at 8:56 am
Rejected by Hustler even though it showed pink.
January 2nd, 2005 at 6:36 pm
The feline crouches and listens intently for the call of the receptive female beyond the fence.
January 14th, 2005 at 11:24 am
...And the invisible man says, “I don’t know but my asshole is killing me.” Wait that’s not right.
February 28th, 2005 at 6:11 pm
I just wanted to see what being board was all about.
September 13th, 2005 at 9:09 pm | Promoted
ok just put this wire here, “man you got something in the attic cos i can feel something licking me?”
May 21st, 2006 at 5:38 pm
Fidgiting.. in here draws away your attention from my, Dog docked tail! woof
March 14th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Another pussycat doll takes five.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
It’s HOBO-cat !!
June 20th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! zmrgihhgom
August 18th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo. My wood is in the wood