While Kerry’s publicist thought the motorcycle looked tough to the hicks in the south, Kerry himself knew the real reason for riding..vaginal stimulation.
Right now we’re on our way to a civil disturbance call in downtown DC. Apparently we received complaints that an election was stolen. Just another day on the streets.
After the collision, candidate Kerry, War Hero of Vietnam, drove the undestroyed half of the Subaru back to the dealer…(Hey, Marc….blow it out yer a__)
John Kerry, having lost the race, vows to continue the fight for the Presidency, even if campaign contributions have declined to the point that he must be his own motorcycle escort.
October 20th, 2004 at 5:14 pm | Promoted
I’m Batman!
October 20th, 2004 at 7:52 pm | Promoted
Get America moving again!
October 21st, 2004 at 2:37 pm | Promoted
John Kerry’s photo-op was ruined when he crashed into the photographer.
October 21st, 2004 at 2:41 pm | Promoted
Kerry’s policies as well as his police motorcycle always did lean to the left.
October 21st, 2004 at 4:34 pm | Promoted
Second prize.
October 22nd, 2004 at 2:59 pm | Promoted
Terminator, you are not. Stick with the ketchup factory, and report for duty at the salad bar.
October 22nd, 2004 at 3:21 pm | Promoted
F CK B SH
The only thing missing is yoU. Vote on November 2nd!
October 23rd, 2004 at 12:03 pm | Promoted
Snowboarding? Goose hunting? Windsurfing? Motorcycle riding? OK, you have a penis, we’ve got it.
October 23rd, 2004 at 1:23 pm | Promoted
Jay Kerry does his John Leno impression.
October 23rd, 2004 at 4:47 pm | Promoted
He’s BACK!
October 25th, 2004 at 12:13 am
Today Bush accused Kerry of cheating in the race to the Presidency, saying, “Y’see, I’m running, but he’s got a motorcycle…”
October 25th, 2004 at 6:29 am | Promoted
C H u m P S
October 26th, 2004 at 8:24 am | Promoted
Helmet laws? Not for Teresa Heinz Kerry’s husband.
October 26th, 2004 at 8:54 am | Promoted
Why does the best country in the world get only 2 bottom feeders who want to be president?
October 26th, 2004 at 10:37 am
Where are they now? The cop from the Village People
October 26th, 2004 at 6:37 pm | Promoted
John kerry has abused of the privilages to have “fun”
He has worn cloths that do match
and he has puffy hair.
John kerry, a cool president
or a freek who’s having midlife crisis
“I’m george bush and i approve of this message.”
October 27th, 2004 at 5:45 am | Promoted
KERRY ON MY WAYWARD SON THERE BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE!
October 27th, 2004 at 11:01 am | Promoted
Look! a moter cycling Monkey!
I’m George Bush and I aprove this
message
October 27th, 2004 at 11:02 am
Bad to the bone da-da-da-da-da-da-da, Bad to the bone da-da-da-da-da-da-da
October 27th, 2004 at 2:26 pm | Promoted
While Kerry’s publicist thought the motorcycle looked tough to the hicks in the south, Kerry himself knew the real reason for riding..vaginal stimulation.
October 27th, 2004 at 4:10 pm
And somewhere in America you can hear Harley Davidson rolling over in his grave.
October 27th, 2004 at 4:19 pm | Promoted
Terminator Glases: $65
Harley Davidson: $28K
John Kerry President: $150M
Silk Pink Tie Blowing in the Wind: Priceless
October 29th, 2004 at 12:01 am
oh god, i just swallowed a bug
October 29th, 2004 at 12:05 am
i should have got the leather thong too
October 29th, 2004 at 2:09 pm | Promoted
PUKE!
October 29th, 2004 at 8:11 pm | Promoted
....somewhere, Karl Rove is assembling the “Hog Riders for Truth”, who will claim he didn’t deserve the “Purple Do-Rag”.
October 29th, 2004 at 9:10 pm | Promoted
Electra Glide In the Blue States
October 29th, 2004 at 9:13 pm
vroom vroom hey jon wait up i’ve got another story to tell ya !
November 1st, 2004 at 1:29 pm | Promoted
Thought bubble: I believe, in ghetto parlance, this would qualify as “the bling”. Man, are the bitches gonna dig this…
November 4th, 2004 at 6:36 pm | Promoted
There he goes… riding back into the obscurity from whence he came…
November 7th, 2004 at 1:05 am
Its the Fonz!
November 8th, 2004 at 5:34 pm | Promoted
For my next stunt, I will flip flop, and land right side up!
November 16th, 2004 at 5:28 pm
Right now we’re on our way to a civil disturbance call in downtown DC. Apparently we received complaints that an election was stolen. Just another day on the streets.
November 18th, 2004 at 7:58 pm | Promoted
I smell bacon, I smell grease, I smell the motherfucking police!
November 23rd, 2004 at 4:17 pm
After the collision, candidate Kerry, War Hero of Vietnam, drove the undestroyed half of the Subaru back to the dealer…(Hey, Marc….blow it out yer a__)
November 28th, 2004 at 1:26 pm
jhon kerry moments before his ass is beaten in by the local moter cycle gang.
December 2nd, 2004 at 8:03 pm
Where’s his helmet!
In God we trust…splat!
December 4th, 2004 at 4:49 am
Hey Dubbya, I’d like to see YOU try this tripple wheely front flip
December 8th, 2004 at 9:55 pm | Promoted
o shit im gay this is just like vietnam.
December 27th, 2004 at 8:20 am
A voice cries out in the wilderness, “A great leader of the Democrats is coming. I’m not worthy to lead his motorcade.”
December 28th, 2004 at 9:40 pm | Promoted
John Kerry, having lost the race, vows to continue the fight for the Presidency, even if campaign contributions have declined to the point that he must be his own motorcycle escort.
January 4th, 2005 at 11:25 am
CSI: Cape Cod
January 4th, 2005 at 12:55 pm
Teresa expected something completely different when John said he was taking his hog out for a spin.
January 6th, 2005 at 7:50 pm
Munster Go Home: The New Millenium
January 14th, 2005 at 11:21 am
I need your clothes, your boots and your vote.
January 14th, 2005 at 11:22 am
JOHN KERRY. He’s coming for your children.
January 26th, 2005 at 11:41 am
I wish I was on the back of that bike with Mr. John Kerry!!!!
Oh Yeah I also wish I could Vietnam Him hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 26th, 2005 at 12:59 pm
O YEAH A NEW MASTURBATION PICTURE!!!!!!!!11
January 28th, 2005 at 6:58 pm
Bleeder of the Pack…
January 29th, 2005 at 6:54 pm
“After losing the presidency John Kerry hoped on his motorcycle and simply said, “I’ll be back”
January 30th, 2005 at 7:01 am
Kennedy-hair cycle helmet also available in Elvis.
January 31st, 2005 at 2:30 pm
Look out CHiPs…here comes Kerry!!
March 27th, 2005 at 1:12 pm
Kerry trades in one of his SUV’s for a more economical mode of travel. Of course his wife still drives the Suburban because of her fat ass and mouth.
July 14th, 2005 at 9:23 am
must be jap poop or a good harley look alike
July 18th, 2005 at 4:52 pm
Sleazy Rider
October 12th, 2005 at 6:01 pm | Promoted
I wonder if William Harley and Arthur Davidson are turning the same RPMs in their graves as the weenie on this hog….
November 11th, 2005 at 1:25 am
I’ve got 3 purple hearts! And a Motorcycle! I SHOULD WIN BY DEFAULT!!!
January 15th, 2007 at 5:57 am
hello. it’s a nice day for your ideas and our money…
...
March 14th, 2007 at 10:52 am
John Kerry…riding for Kerry’s kids.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
The unbearable lightness of being
October 29th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Cool Bike ! not so cool rider, although he thinks he is !