iPod costume
He should have just gone with a nerd costume and saved himself all the trouble… scuba steve is going to get the girl anyway, I’m mean come on, he’s a super hero!
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November 2nd, 2004 at 11:21 am | Promoted
Neither Benny’s repeated “diving” cracks nor Skipper’s many “download” hints gave either a chance in hell with the Paris Hilton babe.
November 2nd, 2004 at 12:06 pm | Promoted
Jeremy was surprised when the Publisher’s Clearing House van showed up at his house. He was even more surprised to learn that the “Grand Prize” was no longer millions of dollars, but was now a scuba diver and a spokesmodel. At least the dog was fake.
November 2nd, 2004 at 7:46 pm | Promoted
Coming to Adult video stores near you, Scuba Steve Ipods Paris Hilton.
November 3rd, 2004 at 8:29 am | Promoted
does this iPod make me look fat?
November 3rd, 2004 at 8:30 am
Kewl. I got everyone thinking I’m posing with Scuba Steve and Paris Hilton! I’m so friggin’ popular now!
November 3rd, 2004 at 11:46 am | Promoted
Teletubbies unplugged…with special guests Scuba Steve, Paris Hilton & the Yo Quiero Taco Bell dog.
November 3rd, 2004 at 6:06 pm
In a failed attempt to resuscitate their carrers, The Village People 2004 make their first public appearance.
November 3rd, 2004 at 10:08 pm | Promoted
Aston Kutchers stand in meets two loyal fans.
November 4th, 2004 at 9:36 pm
At that moment the Scuba Diver realizes that his hand is NOT between 2 pillows.
November 4th, 2004 at 11:09 pm | Promoted
im a new kinda tele tubie
November 5th, 2004 at 3:57 am | Promoted
“Dang, woman! Put that dog down, you`re making us look stoopid!”
November 5th, 2004 at 6:56 pm | Promoted
As they posed for the camera, all four realized that, depending on the context, they were someone’s bitch.
November 7th, 2004 at 1:02 am
music piracy lawsuit filed against this pirate threesome! (or should i say foursome)
November 8th, 2004 at 3:50 pm | Promoted
iPOD fans – doing their part to make the term “douchebag” a more prominent part of our culture.
November 8th, 2004 at 8:31 pm | Promoted
George W. Bush dresses up as a Navy Seal to proclaim “Mission Accomplished”
November 9th, 2004 at 9:44 am
Ipod guy – they laughed at my costume, but little do they know that with a flick of this switch I can explode the poo filled white bags hanging above their heads and have my revenge!
November 13th, 2004 at 1:29 am | Promoted
Dog – lady, I’m not a stick it note and I’m not a magnet. Your fridge disguise sucks.
(Sorry – anything to get rid of those fucking ad peoples posts from the front page.
November 16th, 2004 at 5:13 pm
Pictured are the 3 candidates for Best Male Costume.
November 17th, 2004 at 4:22 pm | Promoted
This photo was taken moments before Metallica frontman Lars speargunned the human ipod for having illeagally downloaded music in his gut.
November 18th, 2004 at 7:54 pm
I couldn’t afford a real costume!
November 20th, 2004 at 5:23 pm
With Republicans in control of Congress, several left-leaning lobbies – including Marine Biologists Against Drilling, Citizens for Internet Freedom, and PETA - have had to get slightly more creative.
November 22nd, 2004 at 5:58 pm
Ogre would say: NERD!
November 23rd, 2004 at 9:32 am
dude still aint gonna fuck the hot chick next to him
November 23rd, 2004 at 4:28 pm | Promoted
“OH MY!!! Therth Robert, drethed like one of thoth hunky Navy SEALS guyth! OH! The boob job ith WONDER-FULL!...Who’s the bith….? That boy in the middle ith a breeder….yuckie!”
November 30th, 2004 at 2:13 pm | Promoted
What’s funny is how much more attractive that girl is than the actual Paris Hilton.
December 1st, 2004 at 10:46 pm
The Justice Juice (April 29-May 2, 2002) the world’s shortest-lived superhero team.
(l-r) The Blue Snorkel, the Downloader, the Puppymistress. Captain Marshmallow not shown.
December 4th, 2004 at 4:54 am | Promoted
In a related story, Paris Hilton was caught making out with her dog in a walmart parking lot…
December 6th, 2004 at 5:00 am | Promoted
fuck those jews and blacks
GO BNP!
December 18th, 2004 at 1:03 pm
Edding: When I grow up… I want to be Navy Seal.
Burt: I want to be a computer programmer.
Lori: I want to be a porn star… specializes in animal sex.
December 19th, 2004 at 7:12 am
we’re off to see the wizard
December 21st, 2004 at 1:07 pm
Members of Smallwood Mississippi’s “Inbred Theatre” pose for cameras following a rousing opening night performance of Finding Nemo.
December 22nd, 2004 at 11:52 pm
‘Girl’: I see u both made it to my fancy dress party , nice costumes.
‘Guys’: Huh what fancy dress?
‘Girl’: .......
December 22nd, 2004 at 11:57 pm | Promoted
These guys have heads that need regular panel beating
January 5th, 2005 at 2:26 pm
No sorry… can’t do it… this is just wrong… pretty girl, an obviously fake ipod, scuba gear and stuffed toys… some people have no respect
January 14th, 2005 at 11:14 am
This is why inbreeding is so very wrong.
January 21st, 2005 at 12:39 pm
SCUBA STEVE IS HOTTER THAN ALL OF THEM
January 27th, 2005 at 8:18 am
Is this a big ipod or am i just a huge idiot
January 31st, 2005 at 2:32 pm
The mini iPod didn’t fit over my head…
January 31st, 2005 at 3:20 pm
Can you find three people more in need of a Three Stooges slap right now?
February 3rd, 2005 at 10:36 pm
As Ernie finally comes up from his extended dive in the kitchen sink, he is awarded most inland scuba diver of the year by Frank, Betty and “Spot” of the Nebraska deep dive association.
February 8th, 2005 at 8:45 am
2 men & 1 woman with a weird computer!
March 27th, 2005 at 1:04 pm | Promoted
I would like to thank the academy for this award. But I couldn’t have done it without my brother, sister and my little dog Sparky who unfortunelty was killed by the pyscho kid next door….but we had him stuffed…..
October 5th, 2005 at 6:19 am
is that Bill Gates’ SON???
April 26th, 2007 at 3:59 am
Hi there
April 27th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
The start of a good joke: A diver, an I-pod and Cinderella…
June 20th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
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July 27th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Hot Paris Hilton sex tape images and clip…
Shouldn’t Paris Hilton have gone to jail because of her sex tape videos rather than because of not paying ticket charges?...
August 2nd, 2007 at 7:34 am
Paris Hilton celebrity sex tapes…
Paris Exposed – Paris Hilton Sex Tape Videos…