I don’t feel guilty because I didn’t vote for him. Wait, I DO feel guilty cuz I voted for Kerry. Oh well, the lesser of two evils won. I hope. God bless America. We need it.
Quyen, I’m going to tell you this many times to shut your Canadian pie-hole and get out of this country if you don’t like it. Nobody asked you what you thought, and quite frankly your insults are getting really old, really fast. Take off, hoser!
November 3rd, 2004 at 2:15 pm | Promoted
I got your ozone right here!
November 3rd, 2004 at 2:24 pm | Promoted
Suckers.
November 3rd, 2004 at 2:29 pm | Promoted
Fooled you once, shame on me.
Fooled you twice, shame on you.
Fuck you, America.
November 3rd, 2004 at 2:51 pm | Promoted
You dared America to vote for me Osama, now we’re coming for your terrorist ASS. PWNED!
November 3rd, 2004 at 3:50 pm | Promoted
Awwwwright! License to commit more impeachable crimes!
November 3rd, 2004 at 4:23 pm | Promoted
“Hey John Kerry…report THIS for duty, biatch!”
November 3rd, 2004 at 6:07 pm
Smell my finger
November 3rd, 2004 at 7:55 pm | Promoted
Looky what I pulled outta my ass!
You forgot Poland!
November 3rd, 2004 at 9:17 pm | Promoted
W shows off his “moral values”
November 3rd, 2004 at 10:03 pm | Promoted
George wondered if the networks would be fined (except Fox)
November 3rd, 2004 at 10:16 pm | Promoted
See this America? Your fucked!
November 3rd, 2004 at 10:22 pm | Promoted
Someone shoot me in the head…......just once. I’m a complete fucker.
November 3rd, 2004 at 10:26 pm | Promoted
Hmmm, smells like Dick (Cheyney’s ass)
November 4th, 2004 at 1:51 am | Promoted
O My God, he killed Kerry!
You bastard
November 4th, 2004 at 11:54 am | Promoted
Hey Rather, report this!
November 4th, 2004 at 1:05 pm | Promoted
Fresh from his narrow victory, the President demonstrates yet again how he is a “uniter, not a divider”.
November 4th, 2004 at 1:06 pm | Promoted
This is what I have for the asshole who keeps coming in here and spamming us with all those friggin’ links!
November 4th, 2004 at 3:33 pm | Promoted
“hmmm…I guess Laura is ovulating”
November 4th, 2004 at 8:42 pm | Promoted
Thanks, America, for falling for it. Now fuck off.
November 4th, 2004 at 9:12 pm | Promoted
B U _ _ S H _ _ !
November 4th, 2004 at 9:20 pm | Promoted
I like being President all the time!
November 4th, 2004 at 11:11 pm | Promoted
can you do this kids
November 4th, 2004 at 11:55 pm | Promoted
”...and this, Michael Moore, is my special way of saying thank you”
November 5th, 2004 at 2:49 am
President Bush’s response to the debate moderator when asked about civil rights was pretty self explanatory
November 5th, 2004 at 3:41 am | Promoted
“Hey Osama… Saddam asked me to give this to you”
November 5th, 2004 at 3:43 am | Promoted
“I’m Number 1…I’m Number 1 …I’m Number 1”
November 5th, 2004 at 3:46 am | Promoted
“Hey Kerry…ROTATE ON THIS”
November 5th, 2004 at 3:49 am | Promoted
I said “FUCK ALLAH”
November 5th, 2004 at 3:57 am | Promoted
Yo Mikey…I got your Farenheit 9/11 right here.
November 5th, 2004 at 4:02 am | Promoted
...and to answer ALL your questions
November 5th, 2004 at 4:04 am | Promoted
“Read it and weep”
November 5th, 2004 at 11:04 am | Promoted
“Hey, Dad, how many terms did YOU have? Here’s a hint!”
November 5th, 2004 at 5:02 pm
Touch your finger to your nose. Excellent, sir.
November 5th, 2004 at 5:46 pm | Promoted
Brevity is the soul of wit. So take this Kerry supporters!
November 5th, 2004 at 7:17 pm | Promoted
Hey Jib Jab!
November 5th, 2004 at 9:31 pm
Bush: There really are two Americas, just look at the states I won. Here is what my America, Jesustopia, thinks of everyone who isn’t down with us!
November 6th, 2004 at 6:02 am | Promoted
This is what Blair likes in the morning.
November 6th, 2004 at 8:04 pm | Promoted
Hey George Soros Loserman, MoveOn.org, Dan Rather, and all you other left wing nuts: You cant buy an election!
November 6th, 2004 at 8:05 pm | Promoted
Hey France and Germany: We still dont need your help!
November 6th, 2004 at 8:07 pm | Promoted
Go ahead, move to Canada … or France … or Germany … or Iraq … or Iran … or North Korea ….
November 7th, 2004 at 1:07 am | Promoted
Here’s MY 10 grand!
November 7th, 2004 at 2:06 am
My name is George Bush, and I approve this message.
November 7th, 2004 at 2:06 am | Promoted
Bush prepares for more negotiations with the U.N.
November 7th, 2004 at 2:33 pm | Promoted
Fuck you U.N. !
Fuck you Europe !
I’m the leader of the fucking free world.
How come you’re not following me?
November 8th, 2004 at 9:48 am | Promoted
Hey sorry ass: you’re LESS than half of America, moron. This is for you!
November 8th, 2004 at 11:45 am | Promoted
Hey! Blue States! HA HA…
November 8th, 2004 at 2:35 pm | Promoted
Isn’t there any way to block that asshole from posting those links? WHO FRIGGIN CARES ABOUT YOUR LINKS? GO SOMEWHERE ELSE JAGGOFF!
November 8th, 2004 at 2:50 pm | Promoted
The Whole World Is Laughing At America
What A Bozo
November 8th, 2004 at 3:06 pm | Promoted
Just when I say
’boy we can’t miss
You are golden’
Then you do this
You say this guy is so cool
Snapping his fingers like a fool
One more expensive kiss-off
Who do you think I am
Lord I know you’re a special friend
But you don’t seem to understand
We got heavy rollers
I think you should know
Try again tomorrow
Can’t you see they’re laughing at me
Get rid of him
I don’t care what you do at home
Would you care to explain
Who is the gaucho amigo
Why is he standing
In your spangled leather poncho
And your elevator shoes?
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome
November 8th, 2004 at 9:01 pm | Promoted
hey American voters, this is the number of friends I had before my dog died…or is it my IQ?
November 8th, 2004 at 10:42 pm | Promoted
I just took Teressa’s temperature.
November 9th, 2004 at 9:41 am | Promoted
I don’t feel guilty because I didn’t vote for him. Wait, I DO feel guilty cuz I voted for Kerry. Oh well, the lesser of two evils won. I hope. God bless America. We need it.
November 9th, 2004 at 9:49 am | Promoted
Go on. Pull my finger.
November 9th, 2004 at 9:12 pm | Promoted
What passes for wit in Texas.
November 10th, 2004 at 1:21 am | Promoted
Bush tallies the score: Misguided, hypocritical, self-serving notions of morality 1, clarity of thought 0.
November 10th, 2004 at 3:32 pm | Promoted
HERE’S TO ALL YOU LOSERS!! ITS GOOD TO BE KING.
November 11th, 2004 at 9:52 am | Promoted
1 more term.
November 11th, 2004 at 3:57 pm | Promoted
I said I was going to reach out to the left
November 11th, 2004 at 4:04 pm | Promoted
Whoooo’s your daddy?
November 11th, 2004 at 4:07 pm
Jeez…did that come out of MY nose…????
November 11th, 2004 at 10:26 pm | Promoted
HEY CBS, CNN, NEW YORK TIMES, ZOGBY HERE’S WHAT THE EXIT POLLS REALLY SAID!!
November 12th, 2004 at 5:08 am
my fello mericns’
November 12th, 2004 at 6:58 pm | Promoted
Hey! All you non-millionaires! Here’s what you get for your votes! HA HA!
November 13th, 2004 at 1:33 am | Promoted
This to all you spammers out there. Go get a life, leave these fun pages alone.
November 13th, 2004 at 1:35 am | Promoted
Looky here! If I press my nose like this it goes all flat and cute like a bunny. I like bunny stew. But Spam stew is better.
November 13th, 2004 at 1:28 pm | Promoted
President Bush takes a moment to remind John Kerry he is still the number one democrat
November 18th, 2004 at 7:52 pm | Promoted
For those of you who say your support the troop but don’t support the war!
Fuck You!
November 18th, 2004 at 10:52 pm | Promoted
The bigger the lies, the bigger the payoff.
Fuck you, assholes.
November 19th, 2004 at 7:43 am
BREAKING NEWS FLASH…. RECOUNT RESULTS
November 19th, 2004 at 11:10 am | Promoted
4 more years…What Bitches!
November 19th, 2004 at 1:00 pm
After his behavior during the debates, Bush was required to take a field sobriety test.
November 19th, 2004 at 11:49 pm | Promoted
In a rare moment of candor, President Bush outlined his foreing policy agenda for the next four years.
November 21st, 2004 at 12:52 am | Promoted
Fuck you!
TEXAS ROCKS!
November 24th, 2004 at 12:53 pm
Auh… MEME
Next day, Colin Powell comes in and run is arm accros his nose,and says Auh… Saffron !! (It’s and old joke)
November 29th, 2004 at 10:08 am | Promoted
Quyen, I’m going to tell you this many times to shut your Canadian pie-hole and get out of this country if you don’t like it. Nobody asked you what you thought, and quite frankly your insults are getting really old, really fast. Take off, hoser!
December 4th, 2004 at 4:55 am | Promoted
I have three words for you… No, wait!
December 6th, 2004 at 3:02 am | Promoted
Number 1# I dont give a fuck
December 6th, 2004 at 4:56 am | Promoted
i’d like to jam this up bin ladens ass twice.
December 6th, 2004 at 4:57 am | Promoted
i hate blacks
December 19th, 2004 at 6:25 am
This is for you, Quayle, for calling me, “Tommy Boy” when you were dad’s bitch. Can you say, “One potatoe?”
December 25th, 2004 at 5:10 pm
NO FUNNY
December 26th, 2004 at 1:23 pm
Im saving this for tony blairs ass
January 2nd, 2005 at 6:40 pm
Dubya finally comes out and admits he’s #@$*&! the world.
January 12th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
hey rumsfeld, come and smell my finger!
January 14th, 2005 at 11:13 am
Today President Bush came out and did the ‘fuck you’ dance on the Whitehouse lawn.
January 25th, 2005 at 7:00 am
The mantle of power is passed to a new generation
January 25th, 2005 at 3:35 pm
“See?!? I told you I was going to be President!”
January 26th, 2005 at 11:43 am
I accept your offer!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 26th, 2005 at 11:43 am
I accept
January 28th, 2005 at 1:43 pm
Homi Friessssssss
January 31st, 2005 at 3:24 pm
I’m George W. biatch!!!!!
February 2nd, 2005 at 11:27 am
Picking a president is alot like picking your nose.
Two sides to choose from, and the slimy boogers get all the Kleenex.
February 2nd, 2005 at 8:34 pm
Y do u always want to fuck me why don’t we FUCK U
February 3rd, 2005 at 5:37 pm | Promoted
Up yours, Micheal Moore!
February 4th, 2005 at 7:36 am | Promoted
Shown in a special sattelite link to Osama, is President George W. Bush…..
February 8th, 2005 at 8:47 am
Bush says: “Fuck Saddam![]()
March 27th, 2005 at 1:07 pm
I have just one thing to say to the American people…..
June 26th, 2005 at 6:30 am
I want to make peace… in the Middle East!
September 5th, 2005 at 12:49 am
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the president of the US attempts to count to 1…
September 7th, 2005 at 8:32 am
this is the amount of americans who actually did vote for him
February 3rd, 2006 at 8:05 am
That’s one small step for man
and erm o bull crap i forgot the rest of the line. dop.
February 15th, 2006 at 3:45 am
Va crever McCabe, c’est pas moi qui vais te souhaiter ton anniversaire.
February 15th, 2006 at 3:56 am | Promoted
Tu croyais que j’allais encore te souhaiter ton anniv cette ann?e? Plut?t crever McCabe…
May 16th, 2006 at 12:25 pm
I used this finger on Monica Lewinski….haha Fuck you Billy.
July 31st, 2006 at 9:02 am
Bush właśnie to sądzi o Paradise!!
November 19th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
and thats where you can go and shove your koyoto protocol!
November 22nd, 2006 at 11:21 am
At the latest white house press confrence, George Bush demonstrates American Foreign Policy
December 19th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
“Have you seen the legnth of my middle finger?? I could get in the Guiness world records!”
March 14th, 2007 at 10:49 am
A bird in the bush…wait, that’s not right
March 20th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
This is how much people really voted for me
April 27th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
I can count till…
September 12th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
My nose is f**ked. I want a new one like Mikey Jack-ass-son has.
October 15th, 2007 at 8:03 am
Journalist: “Which finger did you use to clear Tony Blair’s constipation?”
October 15th, 2007 at 8:04 am
(In a silly accent) “Can you touch your nose like this?”