Though he and his Siamese twin were connected back-to-stomach, Jeremy was most embarrased by the fact that his brother insisted on wearing a cheap suit instead of a matching ref’s uniform. His brother’s constant erection since the Mexican Viagra “score” didn’t help, either.
Pancho looked around at the two black behemoths coming at him, and in just seconds was able to summon the ancient Mexican Kung-Fu style of “The Burrito Fist”
Coach and Ref simultaneously destroyed players from both the pacers and pistons by slicing them in half with their combined “black-buster” attack, hailed as racist by the fans in attendance. everyone died on impact
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
Man fuck this website. I post a message that said “Fuck yo couch, nigga!” (a Rick James/Chappelle show allusion), and that shit gets erased. But some asshole writes “Look at all those damn niggers they should get back to adrica.”
“How dare you claim Kant’s explanation of the “categorical imperative” pales in comparison to the Apollonian/Dionysian dialectic set forth by Nietzsche!!....Biatch!!”
HEY!!! LET ME THROUGH OR I OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON YOU….. DIDNT YOU HEAR ME??? WELL THATS IT IM OPENING MY WHOOP ASS ON YOU… HAS ANY ONE GOT A TIN OPENER???
November 22nd, 2004 at 12:37 pm | Promoted
Get Shorty!
November 22nd, 2004 at 12:39 pm | Promoted
Where are they now? Tatu from Fantasy Island
November 22nd, 2004 at 3:17 pm | Promoted
Look! It is the Mini-Me version of Erik Estrada! Mini-Ponch!
November 22nd, 2004 at 3:27 pm | Promoted
Oopsie, my mistake. That’s actually the guy from the old Hawaiian Punch commercials.
November 22nd, 2004 at 4:28 pm | Promoted
I’m just one little guy with a big brain amongst all these big idiots with no brains.
November 22nd, 2004 at 6:43 pm | Promoted
“Picard could totally WHOOP Kirk’s ass!” “No way asshole, Kirk would totally beat the hell outta Picard!” “Oh it’s ON now!”
November 23rd, 2004 at 9:01 am | Promoted
Coach Stevens and his “life partner” show that they can still busta move during the commercial break.
November 23rd, 2004 at 1:21 pm
Though he and his Siamese twin were connected back-to-stomach, Jeremy was most embarrased by the fact that his brother insisted on wearing a cheap suit instead of a matching ref’s uniform. His brother’s constant erection since the Mexican Viagra “score” didn’t help, either.
November 23rd, 2004 at 4:03 pm | Promoted
The coach or da ref must have a pocket full of bbq and waternelon
November 23rd, 2004 at 4:07 pm | Promoted
Is basketball a sport?
November 23rd, 2004 at 5:30 pm | Promoted
Despite some early doubts, the recent NBA/NHL merger has been wildly successful.
November 23rd, 2004 at 7:23 pm | Promoted
Pancho looked around at the two black behemoths coming at him, and in just seconds was able to summon the ancient Mexican Kung-Fu style of “The Burrito Fist”
November 24th, 2004 at 6:38 am | Promoted
C`mon, everybody! Let`s do The Twist!
November 24th, 2004 at 8:23 am
Hey…I thought midget tossing was banned in this country?!? Okay, sorry, “little people” tossing…
November 24th, 2004 at 12:09 pm | Promoted
YOU VOTED FOR BUSH!!! That’s it, you about to get smashed
November 25th, 2004 at 7:24 pm
Abbot and Costello Meet the Harlem Globetrotters.
November 25th, 2004 at 7:32 pm | Promoted
As impressive as it was, Raoul’s hours-long performance on the Dance Dance Revolution machine made the people waiting their turn turn nasty.
November 28th, 2004 at 1:26 pm | Promoted
NBA stands for Now Beating Attendees
November 29th, 2004 at 12:09 am
Coach and Ref simultaneously destroyed players from both the pacers and pistons by slicing them in half with their combined “black-buster” attack, hailed as racist by the fans in attendance. everyone died on impact
November 29th, 2004 at 12:21 am | Promoted
If you say Frank Sinatra was a better crooner than Bing Crosby one more time, I’ll break your face.
November 29th, 2004 at 9:21 am | Promoted
“Artest, your new album sucks!!”
December 4th, 2004 at 4:58 am | Promoted
What the hell, I need a new lawn knome anyway!
December 6th, 2004 at 1:28 am | Promoted
Everyone had strong suspicions that the ref was moonlighting as a cesspool technician.
December 6th, 2004 at 4:59 am | Promoted
Look at all those damn niggers they should get back to adrica.
December 6th, 2004 at 5:01 am | Promoted
The KKK in Full Swing
December 6th, 2004 at 5:02 am | Promoted
a white guy drowning in a sea of blacks.
December 6th, 2004 at 11:44 am | Promoted
the half time show had everyone on their feet dancing: “Macho Macho Man…yeah…I wanna be…a Macho Man…”
December 6th, 2004 at 8:20 pm | Promoted
sometimes i cry at night and i want someone to hold me
December 8th, 2004 at 3:54 pm | Promoted
I hope that guy for the Pistons ain’t Muslim ‘cause then the Shiite hit the fan
December 14th, 2004 at 12:44 pm | Promoted
You better chigity check yourself before you wrigity wreck yourself!
December 14th, 2004 at 4:43 pm | Promoted
I see you baby! Shakin dat ass! Shakin dat ass!
December 14th, 2004 at 7:16 pm | Promoted
my fly ghetto can kick you mammas ghetto any day foo
December 18th, 2004 at 5:16 am | Promoted
this was supposed to be a freindly game of nigger polo
December 19th, 2004 at 5:55 am
Law school hadn’t prepared them for such a litigation windfall, but lawyers responded quickly, instinctively going for the deep pockets.
December 22nd, 2004 at 4:45 pm | Promoted
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
December 22nd, 2004 at 5:11 pm | Promoted
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 22nd, 2004 at 9:24 pm | Promoted
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 24th, 2004 at 10:21 pm | Promoted
Anthrax opened the halftime show with “Caught in a Mosh.” People started stage diving from the rafters. It was crazy.
December 25th, 2004 at 4:06 pm | Promoted
Man fuck this website. I post a message that said “Fuck yo couch, nigga!” (a Rick James/Chappelle show allusion), and that shit gets erased. But some asshole writes “Look at all those damn niggers they should get back to adrica.”
Does that make any fuckin’ sense
January 14th, 2005 at 11:09 am | Promoted
De plane boss, de plane!
January 14th, 2005 at 11:10 am | Promoted
Yo bitch ass nigga! Best not be messin’ wit da fro’ mo-fo!
January 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 pm | Promoted
Coke! .......Pepsi! ......Coke! .......Pepsi!
January 26th, 2005 at 11:46 am | Promoted
I wish that ref was wrestling with me!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 31st, 2005 at 2:28 pm | Promoted
TV’s “Webster” breaks up yet another basketball BRAWL!
February 3rd, 2005 at 10:17 pm | Promoted
The Pistons secret weapon “Pedro” spanks their opponenets with his quick moves, and fancy footwork.
March 27th, 2005 at 12:38 pm | Promoted
I’m saying, size DOESN’T matter!!!
June 19th, 2005 at 6:14 pm | Promoted
Look at that Ghandi dude in the background. He’s like “Shit!” ha ha ha
June 29th, 2005 at 6:33 pm | Promoted
Bitch, Shandra loves me
July 18th, 2005 at 2:53 pm
Hold on Reggie stop throwing people around damn!!
August 24th, 2005 at 7:35 am | Promoted
“How dare you claim Kant’s explanation of the “categorical imperative” pales in comparison to the Apollonian/Dionysian dialectic set forth by Nietzsche!!....Biatch!!”
August 24th, 2005 at 7:37 am | Promoted
I think someone needs a nap.
September 15th, 2005 at 7:49 pm | Promoted
Alright! Guys!....Guys!...I Just lost a contact.
October 30th, 2005 at 6:30 pm
“Duck Season!” “Rabbit Season!”
January 21st, 2006 at 5:55 pm | Promoted
Easy fellas, there’s plenty of malt liquor to go around for everybody.
February 12th, 2006 at 1:01 pm | Promoted
No…I’m telling you no, this was meant to be a bowls game
February 21st, 2006 at 3:24 am | Promoted
‘and michael jackson makes the moonwalk look so easy!’
April 29th, 2006 at 2:56 pm | Promoted
yo momma is so fat…........ Damn You Cant take a joke
May 9th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
CRACKA PLEASE!.....get your hands off me
May 16th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
CRACKA PLEASE!
November 13th, 2006 at 8:44 am
what the hell did this little dude eat
November 15th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
OH, ché blog piacevole avete sentire. Scrivere prego più!
November 27th, 2006 at 10:26 am
Who let the oompa loompas out?
December 6th, 2006 at 5:48 pm
Hellosfx
December 8th, 2006 at 2:27 am
December 19th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
HEY!!! LET ME THROUGH OR I OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON YOU….. DIDNT YOU HEAR ME??? WELL THATS IT IM OPENING MY WHOOP ASS ON YOU… HAS ANY ONE GOT A TIN OPENER???
January 21st, 2007 at 5:38 pm
I’m goin for Ben Wallace
January 21st, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Bitch you stepped on my shoe!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Listen to me… I’m down here
March 15th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
March 15th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
March 17th, 2008 at 4:24 pm