Drum they told me Parumpapum pum. A drunk dumb fuck to see parumpapum pum. Now he’s out like a lamp parumpapum pum. Not really a beer drinking champ parumpapum pum pumpampum pum pumpapum pum…
Captured on this screenshot are beer bottles molesting a young kid! If you have any visual encounter with this monserous individuals please contact us immidiatly at 1-800-Beer-Attack.
The Pop Art exhibit at Germany’s Hoffbrau Museum captured the essence of the native peoples to perfection. Travelers in from Ireland were also extremely impressed.
Tom was well liked, and had many friends, but being a quiet sort of guy, his friends did not notice that Tom had expired until it was his turn to ask the waitress to bring everyone another round.
Today, there was a tradgic murder, police hurried to the scene. The only problem was they ran out of chalk so the used the old trusty friend BECKS BEER.
December 19th, 2004 at 5:30 am
C.S.I. - Milwaukee
December 20th, 2004 at 11:44 am
Aside from flipping out and killing people, Ninja’s can also blend into the background of any setting to where they are virtually invisible.
January 17th, 2005 at 10:41 pm
Bill’s friends thought it was an hilarious prank until they checked his pulse.
August 24th, 2005 at 6:44 am
The new exhibits at the Museum of Modern Art take a surprisgly new direction.
December 19th, 2004 at 8:55 pm
Sadly, Mike’s love of Navajo rugs is forever unrequited.
December 18th, 2004 at 12:28 pm
New meaning to “you made your bed, now lie in it.”
January 7th, 2005 at 12:38 pm
Dave’s ability to detect an approaching beer delivery truck was uncanny.
January 26th, 2005 at 11:45 am
I wish he was holding my Bottle!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 8th, 2005 at 2:09 am
Next week, on “CSI-Milwaukee”…..
February 3rd, 2005 at 9:25 pm
Two weeks later’ they realized Tom was more than a little Tipsy
May 20th, 2005 at 12:58 pm
They told me these were non-alcoholic!!!
December 19th, 2004 at 6:03 pm
Hey dude…Where’s my car?
December 20th, 2004 at 11:55 am
Drum they told me Parumpapum pum. A drunk dumb fuck to see parumpapum pum. Now he’s out like a lamp parumpapum pum. Not really a beer drinking champ parumpapum pum pumpampum pum pumpapum pum…
December 21st, 2004 at 5:34 am
At the murder scene:”We didn’t have any chalk, detective, so we improvised.”
December 17th, 2004 at 5:55 pm
Beer dominio’s! ALRIGHT!
December 18th, 2004 at 12:29 pm
The good news? When he comes-to, he has a job at Beck’s promotional department.
December 19th, 2004 at 3:23 am
Jeff missed the whole point of motion capture.
December 19th, 2004 at 3:27 am
Before Tom finally passed out, the rug was white.
December 19th, 2004 at 3:31 am
o/~ 99 bottles of beer on the floor, 99 bottles of beer… o/~
December 19th, 2004 at 5:56 pm
Running on empty.
December 19th, 2004 at 6:01 pm
Hitting the deck with Beck’s….enjoy our holiday spirits!
January 15th, 2005 at 8:00 am
Jim’s friends were soon to find out it wasn’t a good idea to fill the bottles with urine.
January 14th, 2005 at 11:07 am
99 bottles of beer and a dead guy on the wall,
99 bottles of beer…
December 21st, 2004 at 2:40 pm
George W. Bush, the early years
December 21st, 2004 at 7:55 pm
The beer bottle alarm clock never fails to awaken Pete for his job at the brewery.
December 21st, 2004 at 8:00 pm
Its not just any man who can pass out exactly centered on a rug like Don can. Easy, ladies.
December 22nd, 2004 at 7:44 am
Captured on this screenshot are beer bottles molesting a young kid! If you have any visual encounter with this monserous individuals please contact us immidiatly at 1-800-Beer-Attack.
December 22nd, 2004 at 7:45 pm
The Pop Art exhibit at Germany’s Hoffbrau Museum captured the essence of the native peoples to perfection. Travelers in from Ireland were also extremely impressed.
December 25th, 2004 at 12:51 am
In a stroke of pure military genius, the Liliputians used beer bottle camouflage to mask their attack.
December 26th, 2004 at 1:20 pm
Sorry Guv we’ve ran out of white tape.
December 27th, 2004 at 9:04 am
You might want to check out these links: …
…just kidding!
January 1st, 2005 at 8:32 pm
Tom was well liked, and had many friends, but being a quiet sort of guy, his friends did not notice that Tom had expired until it was his turn to ask the waitress to bring everyone another round.
January 3rd, 2005 at 9:55 am
Bob was deftly outlined at the amateur beer-throwing contest. Many were amazed at the blindfolded throwing demonstration.
January 4th, 2005 at 1:52 pm
Becks…….It’s german for drunk!
January 17th, 2005 at 11:11 am
“How did i end up here? Darn, i must’ve been drinkin’ again.”
January 17th, 2005 at 11:15 am
“How did I end up here? Darn, I must’ve been drinkin’ again.”
February 4th, 2005 at 7:30 am
After studying the “CAVE ART” drawings on the ancient carpet, science shows how mans artistic abilities have truly evolved.
March 27th, 2005 at 12:57 pm
Ha! Those CSI guys are so funny!
December 20th, 2005 at 4:14 pm
When your buddies get you trashed at hooters its probably not just to see you have a good time. Motive anyone………..
April 8th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
So You Want The Job Of The New Bar Sign? Your Hired
December 19th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Today, there was a tradgic murder, police hurried to the scene. The only problem was they ran out of chalk so the used the old trusty friend BECKS BEER.
March 23rd, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Suitably relaxed & uninhibited …… Ken showed off his skills as a life model.
March 14th, 2007 at 10:48 am
Mothers Against Drunk Driving and their impressionistic art
April 27th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
That will serve him
December 18th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
This is a crime scene where they ran out of chalk to trace the dead body.
December 18th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
This is a crime scene where they ran out of chalk to trace the dead body, so they had to use these instead.
December 21st, 2004 at 1:33 am
my bed partners!