After several months of testing, scientists have finally found a proper treatment for internet spammers. So glad you enjoyed visiting this site, we have a private room for you complete with plumbing and heating. Be sure to have your friends stop by for a roast!
Ralph’s entry for the alternative-fuel vehicle competition was disqualified for health & safety reasons. He vows to contest the ruling, no vehicle this aesthetically pleasing should be kept from the public.
Many processes in living systems must take place under fairly precise pH conditions. If the pH changes to a valueoutside a narrow range, the process will not occur at the correct rate, or it may not take place at all, and the organism will die. The pH ranges for some fluids in our bodies are shown in table 6 (not shown).
Until September 1972, there was only one Magic Roundabout and it was a children’s television programme featuring Dougal the dog, a hippy rabbit called Dylan and the spring-loaded Zebedee.
After a week long drinking binge, Smokey the Bear is wanted for questioning in connection to the 2003 california wild fires. A gas station security cam shows us his hastey retreat. If seen, local police ask…..
Billy and Tommy were so excited about “taco tuesday” at Del Taco that they just had to have a “blue flame” contest. The results were much greater than they had anticipated.
December 27th, 2004 at 10:57 am
THIS is why there is a “NO SMOKING” sign on the door!
December 27th, 2004 at 11:47 pm | Promoted
Dr. Feur’s experimental turbo-flush project was doomed to failure but it did set the land speed record for a Port-a-Potty.
December 27th, 2004 at 11:54 pm
Tremors part V ”@$$blasters in Armor”
December 28th, 2004 at 5:00 am
Hank’s 5 star chili could be dangerous if served near open flame
December 28th, 2004 at 6:24 am
Incontinence couldn’t keep racing legend Shirley “Dragon Lady” Muldowney off the track.
December 28th, 2004 at 6:49 am
Getting closer, the CIA uncovers a “weapon of ass destruction” in Iraq.
December 28th, 2004 at 11:46 am
According to scientists, global warming is caused by the “outhouse effect”
December 28th, 2004 at 12:42 pm
After several months of testing, scientists have finally found a proper treatment for internet spammers. So glad you enjoyed visiting this site, we have a private room for you complete with plumbing and heating. Be sure to have your friends stop by for a roast!
December 28th, 2004 at 1:18 pm
I guess Evel Knievel’s career really IS in the toilet now.
December 28th, 2004 at 2:30 pm
With standard bucket seats, this is sure to be a favorite among hot rodders.
December 28th, 2004 at 3:03 pm
The vent on the port-o-potties at the Texas Chili festival proved to be a life-saver
December 28th, 2004 at 4:18 pm
When God takes a dump, it gives a new meaning to the term “holy shit!”
December 30th, 2004 at 4:24 am
Oz’s tin man thought his new gal to be a hussy @ times.
December 30th, 2004 at 8:12 am
A great way to crap AND kill people. Fun for ewverybody.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:25 pm
Fire in the hole!
December 30th, 2004 at 7:26 pm
No expense was spared in protecting Rumsfeld from insurgents during his holiday visit with the troops.
January 1st, 2005 at 6:29 pm
“Um, I think Ranger Smith means it this time, Yogi!”
January 2nd, 2005 at 1:53 am
Daleks find a way to infiltrate outdoor events.
January 2nd, 2005 at 2:00 am
Some floats just aren’t qualified for the Tournament of Roses Parade.
January 2nd, 2005 at 2:11 pm
Ralph’s entry for the alternative-fuel vehicle competition was disqualified for health & safety reasons. He vows to contest the ruling, no vehicle this aesthetically pleasing should be kept from the public.
January 2nd, 2005 at 2:57 pm
for when you really have to go & you REALLY have to go!!
January 2nd, 2005 at 8:38 pm
Apparantly there was a mix-up at the Pentagon. Seems the President wanted Colin Powell fired and got colon power fire instead.
January 4th, 2005 at 4:12 pm
Why yes… it does burn when I pee.
January 4th, 2005 at 4:49 pm
Diebold test drives its new Iraqi e-voting booth for the Jan. 30 elections.
January 4th, 2005 at 9:55 pm
The newest Burger King chain opened in Baghdad today to mixed reviews.
January 5th, 2005 at 12:02 am
The U.S Department of Energy reports the quest for an alternative power source is well underway.
January 5th, 2005 at 6:52 am
Luckily authorities caught the uni-bomber before his escape plans were finalized.
January 5th, 2005 at 6:59 am
Amish Grand National driver Jeremiah Kalitta in “Color Me Brown”
January 5th, 2005 at 7:09 am
Authentic down to the corn-cob throttle and the Sears catalog ripcord.
January 5th, 2005 at 2:24 pm
Ha… trumps on fire… always a good one… and hey that looks like an outside toilet… I hope the toilet roll is chilled…
January 6th, 2005 at 12:40 am | Promoted
...And thus ends of “5-Alarm” Louis Deveraux’s reign as Southeastern Louisiana’s Gumbo/Chili/Jumbalaya eating champion of the last fifteen years.
January 6th, 2005 at 12:43 am
The suicide note he left mentioned that he wanted to go out in a “blaze of glory”. Somehow… Alan’s friend’s doubt this is what he had in mind.
January 6th, 2005 at 7:12 am
Designers are already working on the next generation, a two-holer to race as a double-a fueler.
January 6th, 2005 at 7:18 am
He lit a match to check his gas tank, that’s why they call him, “skinless frank.” Burma-Shave
January 6th, 2005 at 7:46 pm
Now we know where all the Humvee armor plating went…
January 15th, 2005 at 8:09 am | Promoted
Never underestimate the power of the parking lot guard.
January 15th, 2005 at 11:00 am | Promoted
And so it was that Roger started off his new life as a free ranging toilet
January 18th, 2005 at 4:54 am
A house with a dick that pisses at the fire!
January 18th, 2005 at 7:18 am
Many processes in living systems must take place under fairly precise pH conditions. If the pH changes to a valueoutside a narrow range, the process will not occur at the correct rate, or it may not take place at all, and the organism will die. The pH ranges for some fluids in our bodies are shown in table 6 (not shown).
Until September 1972, there was only one Magic Roundabout and it was a children’s television programme featuring Dougal the dog, a hippy rabbit called Dylan and the spring-loaded Zebedee.
January 21st, 2005 at 12:37 pm
i would love to pee in that thing!!!!!!
January 26th, 2005 at 1:09 pm
Is Jhon Kerry in There ….. ME TOO
January 27th, 2005 at 6:01 pm
Pepto Bismo-too little, too late
January 31st, 2005 at 2:26 pm
More beans Mr. Taggert? I believe you boys have had just about enough!!
February 2nd, 2005 at 8:30 pm
That things got massive ass gas
February 2nd, 2005 at 8:31 pm
that guys farted on the shitter
February 3rd, 2005 at 5:31 pm
Illegal Street racing. Construction worker style!
February 3rd, 2005 at 9:22 pm
Shit-N-Git!
February 8th, 2005 at 7:22 pm
After a week long drinking binge, Smokey the Bear is wanted for questioning in connection to the 2003 california wild fires. A gas station security cam shows us his hastey retreat. If seen, local police ask…..
March 27th, 2005 at 12:11 pm
They should put a warning label on that drive thru Mexican food!
April 27th, 2005 at 8:53 am
New meaning to “top fuel” drag racing.
June 11th, 2005 at 12:14 pm
Yes! It does burn when I pee.
August 22nd, 2005 at 2:12 am | Promoted
Billy and Tommy were so excited about “taco tuesday” at Del Taco that they just had to have a “blue flame” contest. The results were much greater than they had anticipated.
November 1st, 2005 at 5:12 pm
thats why ther are no porta-potties in India
December 5th, 2005 at 2:48 pm | Promoted
what the fuck did he eat?
December 5th, 2005 at 2:54 pm | Promoted
Great Balls of Fire!
May 10th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Somebody’s fartin up a storm in there
July 5th, 2006 at 9:44 pm
The Fast and the Furious: When nature calls
August 30th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
My butthole burns so much that it’s on fire.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
This is why they put the toilets in the garden at Mexican restaurants
December 5th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
This is why you should never mix milk & curry with someone who is lactose intolerant!!
December 9th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Alan knew he shouldn’t have had the beans!