A spectacular geomorphic specimen demonstrating the volcanic strata of the horst and graben structures transecting California’s unique topography. In other words, a big-ass rock.
After years of taking HGH tablets, the now gigantic Mr. Potatohead went insane, renamed himself Taterzilla, and went on a destructive rampage. The only one who could stop him was Larry the Cable Guy in his supersized Tonka toy crane.
Found in the “Book of Bushism’s, a pray to God: “Uh, God, it’s me again, listen, uh can you throw over “A” Rock. Of course he meant to say “overthrow Iraq” but as you can …
Researchers today were sad to annouce the intergalatic space object was really just Alien Fecel Matter (AFM) one researcher said ” you can tell if you look really closely that somebody had corn”
At first, Bob was delighted that he had been able to cut such a good deal with the Hardrock Cafe over his franchise location. However, on inspection of the site, he was not so sure…
Preparations are well underway for construction of the new Bush double Memorial now that the perfect ass-shaped boulder crapping out an insignificant turd has been unearthed.
January 24th, 2005 at 4:56 pm
The result of not taking fiber once a day.
January 16th, 2005 at 7:19 pm
A spectacular geomorphic specimen demonstrating the volcanic strata of the horst and graben structures transecting California’s unique topography. In other words, a big-ass rock.
January 13th, 2005 at 10:46 am
Okay boys, that’s it. No one gets in or out of Neverland now. Let’s pack it up and…oh shit!
January 13th, 2005 at 10:32 am
After years of taking HGH tablets, the now gigantic Mr. Potatohead went insane, renamed himself Taterzilla, and went on a destructive rampage. The only one who could stop him was Larry the Cable Guy in his supersized Tonka toy crane.
January 11th, 2005 at 6:42 pm
God put that rock there for a reason Mikey and I think you should leave it there.
January 16th, 2005 at 6:46 pm
Fred and Barney stop for a cold one at the Hard Rock Cafe.
January 17th, 2005 at 6:40 pm
Police discovered more evidence that Godzilla exists, leaving a 2-ton terd on Route 41
January 21st, 2005 at 10:20 am
Moral of the story? Never take Mother Nature for granite.
February 20th, 2005 at 11:07 pm
Where the hell is my hash pipe damnit?! I wanna smoke all dat shit!
November 11th, 2005 at 1:30 am
Timber?? No, that’s not it…
April 1st, 2006 at 5:40 pm
The granite rutting season is a dangerous time for many road users
May 3rd, 2006 at 7:40 am
It looks like the sky took a crap!!
January 14th, 2005 at 11:13 am
Days after the attack of the genetically enhanced giant super rabbit, clean up crews were still working hard.
January 14th, 2005 at 11:20 am
Found in the “Book of Bushism’s, a pray to God: “Uh, God, it’s me again, listen, uh can you throw over “A” Rock. Of course he meant to say “overthrow Iraq” but as you can …
January 12th, 2005 at 9:53 am
Prehistoric SUV
January 18th, 2005 at 9:08 pm
Sure, we may be living directly in the flight path of the new Airbus A380, but hey, we’ll never need to buy fertilizer again.
January 20th, 2005 at 10:41 pm
That was one big elephant
February 26th, 2005 at 3:32 pm
as he walked down the dark road and heard a loud thud he thought …….OOOOHHHHHHH
SHIT
May 23rd, 2005 at 3:11 pm
Little did the firemen know that it was just the blocking turd, the last night’s curry was still to come.
June 1st, 2005 at 8:51 pm
The turd that fell from grace with the sea…
June 3rd, 2005 at 7:10 pm
Darn! I hate it when that happens.
October 25th, 2005 at 9:45 am
Welcome to Boulder.Enjoy your stay.
November 25th, 2005 at 5:57 pm
2005 update: Indiana Jones boulder still rolling, last seen on I-95.
December 4th, 2005 at 5:43 pm
Well, at least it didn’t block my way, oh crap, it did.
December 27th, 2005 at 10:29 am
Researchers today were sad to annouce the intergalatic space object was really just Alien Fecel Matter (AFM) one researcher said ” you can tell if you look really closely that somebody had corn”
January 17th, 2006 at 6:14 am
At first, Bob was delighted that he had been able to cut such a good deal with the Hardrock Cafe over his franchise location. However, on inspection of the site, he was not so sure…
January 21st, 2006 at 5:44 pm
Wylie Coyote strikes again.
February 15th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Canadian miltary congradulates itself on successful launch of it’s newest ballistic weapon.
February 19th, 2006 at 8:12 am
For the last time, Mr. Banner, you have to stop kicking, skipping or throwing stones.
February 20th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Airbus 380 takes a dump
April 1st, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Those who live in glass houses should not drop Immense boulders
May 6th, 2006 at 8:29 am
CAUTION WATCH FOR FALLING ROCKS
June 1st, 2006 at 2:49 am
Granny’s scones were notorious for their ability to crush cars!
June 3rd, 2006 at 4:11 am
how did this rock get here?
buddy that aint a rock
July 5th, 2006 at 10:00 pm
After their first failed venture, Granite Ballon Rides Inc. changed their name and then launched their new “monofilament line jumping” effort.
August 15th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
PINEAPPLE
January 30th, 2007 at 11:25 am
HEY I THOUGHT BED ROCK WAS JUST IN A CARTOON CALLED FLINTSTONES !!
January 30th, 2007 at 11:26 am
hey i thought bed rock was is the cartoon called flintstones !!
October 9th, 2007 at 7:52 am
the giant space turd crashes to earth!
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:33 pm
God:(walks in drunk,takes a crap)WHOOPS!!!Missed agai-BBBAAARRRFFF
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:39 pm
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October 30th, 2007 at 12:13 am
That Double Decker Airbus A380 carries 470 passegers, thats a lot of poo out of one plane at one time. I hope they don’t fly over my house !
October 15th, 2007 at 7:57 am
Dick Dastardly and Muttley pull out all the stops to win this race.
October 16th, 2007 at 9:28 am
fork in the road i meant rock
March 14th, 2007 at 9:02 am
Stoned in Boulder…rock on!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
To find his way back home, little Jack left pebbles on the road
April 27th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
If this is Pebbles, youu should see Bam-Bam !
December 5th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
..and that is how the giants play baseball…
December 9th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
ok, who is competing for world’s strongest man?
January 15th, 2005 at 8:03 am
“If this doesn’t stop that tsunami, nothing will!”
January 12th, 2005 at 2:50 pm
Hey! I thought you said this was the route to Hard Place!
January 14th, 2005 at 11:05 am
Man, was I stoned last night!
January 15th, 2005 at 10:50 am
This is what happens when you curse God, Billy…you idiot. Now we can’t get out of the car, and i drank a lot of Keiser beer!
January 12th, 2005 at 12:51 pm
How God gets his rocks off…
January 12th, 2005 at 7:36 pm
To the relief of everyone except the road crew, film-maker Michael Moore finally passed his kidney stone.
January 12th, 2005 at 7:55 pm
If you’re thinking of moving to Boulder Colorado, think again.
January 11th, 2005 at 7:59 pm
*God*- HEY!! i didnt know i could throw that far!!!
January 12th, 2005 at 12:13 pm
Paul Bunyan’s Pet Rock escaped today…
January 13th, 2005 at 10:41 am
Preparations are well underway for construction of the new Bush double Memorial now that the perfect ass-shaped boulder crapping out an insignificant turd has been unearthed.
January 15th, 2005 at 7:27 pm
Someone’s been tapping into Robert Downey Jr.’s cocaine supply.
January 16th, 2005 at 10:21 am
Godzilla pies!
January 16th, 2005 at 6:54 pm
Stones concerts don’t excite me like they used to.
January 18th, 2005 at 7:09 am
blub blub blub bing bing blub blub, leave me alone i am trying to learn to cath myself blub in tin can.blingblong.
January 18th, 2005 at 4:10 pm
I told Little Jimmy not to stand by side of the road…
January 25th, 2005 at 8:19 pm
Crews ready the set pieces for the Academy Awards Tribute to Jennifer Lopez.
January 26th, 2005 at 11:38 am
I wish my ball was that big!!!
January 27th, 2005 at 7:34 pm
Dude, Where’s my boulder?
January 28th, 2005 at 7:05 pm
“Look! It’s Publicus Sociale from Portugal Europe under the rock!”
“Ah, let’s leave him there.”
February 3rd, 2005 at 10:13 pm
Uncle Fred’s severe sinus infection, finally pushed the edge on his world famous buger ball.
January 14th, 2005 at 8:19 pm
Nice site.
Hello from Portugal – Europe