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Puppy Chow Overdose

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  1. funny bunny says:

    February 8th, 2005 at 9:44 am

    There’s gotta be some more in here!

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  2. Darin Madden says:

    February 8th, 2005 at 2:47 pm

    kibbles and bits, kibbles and bits, I’m gonna get me some kibbles and bits!

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  3. Nuggie Rancher says:

    February 8th, 2005 at 2:49 pm | Promoted

    Just like its owner, Richard Simmons, this puppy likes it in the can.

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  4. Shadowbat says:

    February 8th, 2005 at 4:04 pm | Promoted

    WHAT No toy surprise?

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  5. SimonHawke says:

    February 8th, 2005 at 6:51 pm

    As usual at any of Fido’s parties, the younger crowd was drawn to the Alpo bong.

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  6. Nick says:

    February 8th, 2005 at 9:04 pm

    Sarah accidentally ruined her birthday gift by failing to read the directions carefuly: Pour the InstaPuppy Powder into a large bowl BEFORE adding 6 cups of water.

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  7. stacy chandler says:

    February 8th, 2005 at 9:11 pm | Promoted

    Killer will be just fine as soon as he gets over his shyness problem.

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  8. trinawoods says:

    February 8th, 2005 at 9:49 pm | Promoted

    “I just can’t look at that ugly floor any more!”

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  9. JUSTMENUTHINSPECAIL says:

    February 9th, 2005 at 10:43 am

    OK,WHO FARTED???

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  10. craigy P says:

    February 10th, 2005 at 9:57 am | Promoted

    hey! who put this can in the way?? im doing my press-ups here!!

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  11. Impfac says:

    February 10th, 2005 at 4:10 pm | Promoted

    The puppy in a can joke never caught on the way snake in a can did.

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  12. trinawoods says:

    February 10th, 2005 at 7:22 pm

    “That takes care of the pecs, now I gotta focus on the glutes.”

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  13. Mascot says:

    February 11th, 2005 at 1:27 pm

    This is what happens when you smoke pot around puppies – severe attack of the munchies.

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  14. blah says:

    February 12th, 2005 at 9:23 am

    The dog version of:
    http://www.captionmachine.com/archives/2005/02/04/another-reason-to-drink-in-moderation/

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  15. Gentaur says:

    February 13th, 2005 at 2:02 am | Promoted

    The Hendersons should have picked a less hypnotic floor pattern.

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  16. trinawoods says:

    February 14th, 2005 at 9:22 pm

    Jeez, Todd, he’s a purebred.
    Couldn’t you have sprung for a real muzzle?

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  17. trinawoods says:

    February 14th, 2005 at 9:24 pm

    I peed on the floor again…I’m so ashamed.

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  18. Kenny says:

    February 16th, 2005 at 7:33 am

    The Vet asks” how fast was your puppy going when he hit the top of the unopened can of food?

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  19. trinawoods says:

    February 16th, 2005 at 7:17 pm | Promoted

    “If you need me, I’ll be in the can.”

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  20. badabamdabam says:

    February 17th, 2005 at 2:07 pm

    Stop looking at me swan!

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  21. trinawoods says:

    February 22nd, 2005 at 6:01 pm

    Call the Westminster Kennel Club honey, I think we found a rare Norweigan Can Sniifeur.

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  22. Lawrence says:

    February 25th, 2005 at 3:18 pm

    Peering into puppy heaven…..

    OH LORD>>>>

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  23. fanman says:

    February 26th, 2005 at 3:22 pm

    the puppy porcelien god

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  24. becca says:

    February 27th, 2005 at 12:15 pm | Promoted

    no seriously guys i really am stuck! don’t laugh it hurts! the can is sharp! owwwwww! heeeeeeelp! meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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  25. trinawoods says:

    February 28th, 2005 at 8:52 pm

    “Hmmp. Bowl seemed bigger yesterday…”

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  26. trinawoods says:

    March 1st, 2005 at 9:43 pm | Promoted

    ” Can you hear me now? ”

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  27. elisha says:

    March 6th, 2005 at 11:03 am

    just…cant… reach…tongue… not… long… enough!!!

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  28. avery says:

    March 8th, 2005 at 2:24 am

    like master-like mutt.

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  29. trinawoods says:

    March 13th, 2005 at 11:05 pm

    “Nice try Corey, but I doubt if Buster understands the concept of the echo chamber.”

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  30. princess2 says:

    March 27th, 2005 at 12:31 pm

    ...I’ve got to get to the Betty Ford clinic!

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  31. Phil says:

    April 27th, 2005 at 9:08 am | Promoted

    Happens everytime… In the middle of a push up contest, someone has to push a can of dog food in front of the contestants face.

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  32. Rachel says:

    July 25th, 2005 at 7:35 pm

    Where did he go…where did he go???

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  33. chris says:

    July 26th, 2005 at 6:35 am

    “Oh man that dog has a can stuck to its face!!”

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  34. Drew Barnicoat says:

    December 26th, 2005 at 5:43 am | Promoted

    geneticaly cloned puppie goes horribly wrong when Georg Bush mixes up the cloner with a bin three quaters of the way through the experament

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  35. Daniel Flynn says:

    January 21st, 2006 at 5:52 pm

    The Chinese still haven’t found a way to get the whole dog in the can.

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  36. Luke Mitchell says:

    February 21st, 2006 at 8:27 am

    3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10 Coming, ready or not!

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  37. Mike says:

    May 16th, 2006 at 12:33 pm

    Little did Spot know….the Puppy Chow he purchased on the street was laced with Heroin.

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  38. dawn sharp says:

    March 14th, 2007 at 9:49 am

    Can you meowgine?

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  39. NooSweat says:

    April 27th, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    If only my tongue were an inch longer…

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  40. iqtihfdezf says:

    June 20th, 2007 at 11:48 pm

    Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! krkaljrhtklzah

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  41. connor says:

    October 10th, 2007 at 9:15 am

    This is some tasty food

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  42. peta says:

    October 10th, 2007 at 9:17 am

    im scared!!!!!

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  43. brittany says:

    October 10th, 2007 at 9:17 am

    puppy chow rocks

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  44. peta says:

    October 10th, 2007 at 9:18 am

    im scared help me shay shay and tonna

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  45. rae says:

    October 10th, 2007 at 9:19 am

    ok its time to get neutered

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  46. BIGDAVE UK says:

    October 29th, 2007 at 11:08 pm

    Stop laughing ! OH yea I always sleep like this . I slipped honest !

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