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Meow Mix Overdose

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  1. peabody says:

    February 17th, 2005 at 4:43 pm

    Kitty munchies! Who hasn’t been there.

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  2. beaujest says:

    February 17th, 2005 at 6:27 pm

    Social Security pensioner kills cat for taking more than its share of their dinner.

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  3. Rhett says:

    February 17th, 2005 at 7:04 pm

    3 cats, 1 scratching post, and an overdose of Whiskas later..

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  4. admin says:

    February 18th, 2005 at 9:48 am

    Who spiked the meow mix with voldka?

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  5. Nuggie Rancher says:

    February 18th, 2005 at 7:09 pm | Promoted

    Ozzie Osbourne realizied his cat needed help

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  6. trinawoods says:

    February 19th, 2005 at 10:33 pm | Promoted

    Time to re-name Lucky.

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  7. trinawoods says:

    February 19th, 2005 at 10:42 pm | Promoted

    Kids are sure to love the toy surprise in new Honey Nut Kitty-O’s cereal.

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  8. Gentaur says:

    February 20th, 2005 at 10:16 pm

    The makers of Friskies test market a sedative food for hyperactive cats, called Sleepies.

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  9. Me a Mofo says:

    February 20th, 2005 at 11:01 pm | Promoted

    If you’re feeling down or maybe kind of sick then…you’ll feel better if you…kill a kitten!

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  10. trinawoods says:

    February 22nd, 2005 at 5:38 pm

    When feline anger management goes horribly wrong.

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  11. trinawoods says:

    February 22nd, 2005 at 6:08 pm

    Fluffy’s swan dive off the china cabinet impressed no one but the dog.

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  12. trinawoods says:

    February 23rd, 2005 at 10:10 pm

    Aunt Gladys never did put much effort into her cooking. She just threw together whatever she could find in the pantry.

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  13. Lancehead says:

    February 24th, 2005 at 9:05 am

    The Whiska’s spokescat asks that you please respect his family’s privacy while their son gets help for his addiction.

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  14. Lawrence says:

    February 25th, 2005 at 3:19 pm

    Puffy realized that it wasnt the kitty litter she was in…IT WAS DINNER!!!

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  15. trinawoods says:

    February 28th, 2005 at 8:49 pm

    Yeah, right! Like I’m gonna eat this crap…hahahaha!

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  16. Freya says:

    March 3rd, 2005 at 1:37 pm

    3 2 1 – DUNK HIM IN!

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  17. avery says:

    March 8th, 2005 at 2:29 am

    how was fluffy to know that the bird he had for brunch was loaded with tryptophan?

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  18. Ben says:

    March 9th, 2005 at 10:55 pm

    there’s gotta be food in here somewhere…

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  19. bob says:

    March 14th, 2005 at 12:31 pm | Promoted

    Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten

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  20. trinawoods says:

    March 19th, 2005 at 8:38 pm

    “I invited him over for a little pussy,
    but he left unexpectedly.”

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  21. princess2 says:

    March 27th, 2005 at 12:22 pm

    Meow,Meow,Meow,Meow
    Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,
    Meo, Me,M…...zzzzzzz.

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  22. Marc says:

    April 8th, 2005 at 1:26 pm

    ....the other white meat.

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  23. chasemice says:

    May 11th, 2005 at 3:34 am | Promoted

    Kitty food = $3.29
    Tin pie pan =$1.19
    Hungover Kitty Photo = Priceless

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  24. Bohatnik says:

    June 26th, 2005 at 6:23 am

    One life down… 8 to go.

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  25. Have-A-Say says:

    June 30th, 2005 at 12:41 am

    AAAhh … this is the life … good food and a good “cat nap” Purrrr

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  26. emilee says:

    December 21st, 2005 at 7:34 pm

    Well i don’t have to worry about eating my pillow anymore!

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  27. iggyicarusflock says:

    January 5th, 2006 at 6:59 pm | Promoted

    ****BEFORE****
    cook: ...and some tuna, now salmon and… hey! what’s this? I’ll just add a drop…
    owner: is that vodka I smell?
    cook: oh no miss…

    ****AFTER****
    the picture you see…

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  28. Sablefeline says:

    January 17th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    wow, when i was a kid, you only got plastic toys in the cereal boxes!

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  29. dawn sharp says:

    March 14th, 2007 at 9:32 am

    In another feline whodunnit, Sgt. Purrplexed announced that it was the Catwoman, in the kitchen, with some kibbles.

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  30. dawn sharp says:

    March 14th, 2007 at 9:33 am

    Robert Downey’s kit kat falls off the wagon.

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  31. y hunt says:

    March 23rd, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    The feline belly flop contest took on a sinister case of ‘dare & double dare’!

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  32. NooSweat says:

    April 27th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    Space cake does it for me

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  33. vlvypygatz says:

    June 20th, 2007 at 11:48 pm

    Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! pbkpnxdynjalrb

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  34. hamish says:

    July 16th, 2007 at 12:59 am

    DO NOT WANT MORE FOODZ!

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  35. Ray R. says:

    December 18th, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    What a ripoff! It says theres a prize in every box!

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