Today’s Super Hero’s
They’re just not what they used to be…
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March 27th, 2005 at 12:34 pm
Howey Mandell gets Punked!
February 22nd, 2005 at 8:15 am
Power Rangers 2015: Where are they now?
October 5th, 2005 at 6:24 am
this is 10-month old baby..
February 24th, 2005 at 2:43 pm
Apparently he had some sort of blowout up front, but I don’t even want to know how it happened or who applied the patch to it.
ew. yech. ptooey.
February 22nd, 2005 at 8:06 am
Dodgeball Anyone?
March 18th, 2005 at 9:19 pm
Excited contestants came from near and far for the first annual Underarm Farting contest.
February 21st, 2005 at 10:13 pm
Apparantly Steve Gutenburg’s career took a downhill turn after Cocoon.
February 22nd, 2005 at 9:54 am
Because of recent down-sizing and budget cuts, the Sara Lee corporation was forced to hire a slightly less qualified spokesperson for the launch of new Wonder Girdle than they had hoped.
February 25th, 2005 at 3:20 pm
Sorry..the picture is funny enough on its own…..it doesnt need any words to help…
February 26th, 2005 at 10:00 am
Using his corrected telescopic vision our hero scans the drive-up menu at KFC.
January 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Is that Elvis Costello?
February 20th, 2005 at 10:05 pm
Plastic Man takes the form of a spare tire.
February 20th, 2005 at 10:08 pm
Lou was too incredible for the Incredibles.
February 20th, 2005 at 10:08 pm
“Come on Mom, please?
All the kids at the Special Olympics will be wearin’ ‘em!”
February 20th, 2005 at 10:59 pm
Lance Armstrong’s new cancer treatment!
February 22nd, 2005 at 5:35 pm
Is it possible? Billy Jean King and Bobbie Riggs seemed to have morphed together for another crack at Wimbledon.
February 24th, 2005 at 2:41 pm
Trina Woods: Take your birth control pill.
your welcome, glad I could help!
February 23rd, 2005 at 3:46 pm
Where are they now?
Paul Reiser of “Mad About You” has been seen trying to impress the “ladies” at Newport Beach.
February 23rd, 2005 at 4:09 pm
I can make him look better using just two words…… Man Breasts
February 23rd, 2005 at 9:57 pm
All suited up and ready for a rousing game of Oddball.
February 21st, 2005 at 10:38 pm
Do these glasses make me look dorky?
February 24th, 2005 at 9:32 pm
yet another super hero:
COLOSTOMY MAN!
“he’s a bag full of laughs”
February 24th, 2005 at 11:13 pm
Makes Trekkies look cool
February 26th, 2005 at 3:19 pm
OOHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD…………. where did you get my picture from?
February 28th, 2005 at 8:46 pm
Uncle Barbara has always been the most athletic in the family.
February 28th, 2005 at 11:19 pm
What do you mean, spandex is not my friend?
March 1st, 2005 at 8:15 am
“one in the oven”
March 1st, 2005 at 9:53 pm
Another fine summer day in Central Park.
March 8th, 2005 at 2:13 am
recent budget cuts at the league of justice force aquaman to buy off the rack.
June 30th, 2005 at 8:37 am
In homage to the original quote lost:
“Sorry Sheldon, but the ability to eat alot of paste really isn’t considered a super power.”
February 10th, 2006 at 10:40 pm
DO these glasses make me look fat???
July 6th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
They just don’t make super heros like they used to.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
The ad for this costume promised me an even slimmer posture
April 27th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Thank G*d for duckt tape
February 21st, 2005 at 10:15 pm
Remind me to take my birth control pill.