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What to wear to court?

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  1. billybaloo says:

    March 2nd, 2005 at 12:26 pm

    Is my complexion an autumn or winter, I just can’t remember.

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  2. Mascot says:

    March 2nd, 2005 at 2:44 pm | Promoted

    I don’t think the world is ready for ANOTHER remake of Planet of the Apes!

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  3. stacy chandler says:

    March 2nd, 2005 at 5:12 pm

    His whole life story should SCARE anyone into NOT wanting to being rich nor famous.

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  4. trinawoods says:

    March 2nd, 2005 at 7:42 pm

    Don’t expect to hear about Mrs. Potato Head in this documentary.

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  5. jwd says:

    March 3rd, 2005 at 12:05 am | Promoted

    Michael Jackson picks his nose!

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  6. Mascot says:

    March 3rd, 2005 at 8:33 am | Promoted

    Excuse me…are those man breasts we see?

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  7. Freya says:

    March 3rd, 2005 at 1:36 pm | Promoted

    hmmm… who nose what to wear today?

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  8. Darin Madden says:

    March 3rd, 2005 at 3:49 pm

    too weird…oh right…Michael Jackson…nevermind.

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  9. trinawoods says:

    March 4th, 2005 at 12:55 pm | Promoted

    These days, the “Jackson 5” refers to Michael’s nose collection.

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  10. Nuggie Rancher says:

    March 4th, 2005 at 6:04 pm

    “Does this nose express enough righteous indignation to you?”

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  11. Eric Gonzalez says:

    March 6th, 2005 at 6:42 am

    I got the Idea from Mr. Potato Head, now Hasbro wants to sue me as well.

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  12. Hebe says:

    March 6th, 2005 at 7:18 am

    Janet Jackson borrows Micheal Jackson’s nose along with his make-up collection

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  13. kha says:

    March 6th, 2005 at 9:16 pm

    I wrote 50 Cent’s album. He is a punk ass biatch riding my tails.

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  14. avery says:

    March 8th, 2005 at 2:10 am

    I need my pinnochio-i’m going to court for crying out loud!

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  15. trinawoods says:

    March 19th, 2005 at 8:34 pm

    There once was a boy named Mike
    Who was either a fag or a dyke
    Took out his pickle for an innocent tickle
    And now we want his head on a pike.

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  16. Day Drum Four says:

    March 21st, 2005 at 2:20 am

    Don’t stop ‘till you get a nose.

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  17. Austin says:

    March 21st, 2005 at 2:14 pm | Promoted

    Mr. Potatohead MICHAEL JACKSON EDITION

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  18. Simon says:

    March 22nd, 2005 at 2:40 pm

    Normally, I would be looking for Mrs. Potato head at this point, and I would be seriously worried for any little spuds that were here unsupervised

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  19. trinawoods says:

    March 25th, 2005 at 11:07 am | Promoted

    Even with Elizabeth Taylor’s eyes, John Barrymore’s nose and Denzel’s mouth, he still manages to look like an idiot.

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  20. trinawoods says:

    March 25th, 2005 at 11:11 am

    Sandy Duncan, Fabio and Melanie Griffith have all made contributions to Jackson’s favorite charity, “World Piece.”

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  21. Troy L. Siscoe says:

    March 26th, 2005 at 11:44 am | Promoted

    mikal jackson is funny he has a hole in his nose

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  22. mj martin says:

    March 27th, 2005 at 12:01 pm | Promoted

    “Nobody nose what I’m going through in this trial!”

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  23. joy s says:

    March 28th, 2005 at 1:08 am | Promoted

    Pinnochio was innocent

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  24. trinawoods says:

    April 6th, 2005 at 11:40 am | Promoted

    Ohhh, so that’s why they call him the King of Pop.

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  25. chain man says:

    May 20th, 2005 at 8:06 am

    will this nose go with this mouth

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  26. Nic Simmons says:

    November 5th, 2005 at 2:42 am | Promoted

    I can plug my ipod in here!

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  27. Nic Simmons says:

    November 5th, 2005 at 2:43 am

    The hole smokes when I get angry.

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  28. Nic Simmons says:

    November 5th, 2005 at 2:45 am | Promoted

    Why does everybody have to be so nosy????

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  29. Nic Simmons says:

    November 5th, 2005 at 2:47 am

    This nose is recycled rubber.

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  30. Nic Simmons says:

    November 5th, 2005 at 2:49 am

    oh man, I can’t wear the white nose after labor day.

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  31. Nic Simmons says:

    November 5th, 2005 at 2:50 am

    I just can’t seem to keep it all together.

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  32. Nic Simmons says:

    November 5th, 2005 at 2:52 am | Promoted

    It’s great for magic shows.

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  33. Nic Simmons says:

    November 5th, 2005 at 3:01 am | Promoted

    If you listen close you can the ocean.

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  34. Nic Simmons says:

    November 5th, 2005 at 3:04 am | Promoted

    I’m looking at the man in the mirror, I’m begging him to put his freekin’ nose back on!

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  35. Nic Simmons says:

    November 5th, 2005 at 3:05 am

    It glows in the dark

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  36. James McDaid says:

    November 11th, 2005 at 5:37 pm | Promoted

    My God! hes an alien!

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  37. Drew Barnicoat says:

    December 26th, 2005 at 5:35 am | Promoted

    To apply nose press base firmly onto fake skin and leave to settle, additional drug snorting may help to inprove settleing

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  38. Daniel Flynn says:

    January 21st, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    I can’t help it, I like picking my nose.

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  39. Arron says:

    February 9th, 2006 at 9:10 pm

    Do you think people will notice me without my nose, what do you think bubbles?

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  40. kevin says:

    February 10th, 2006 at 11:01 pm

    Planet of the Apes phoned??? they want my face back… what???

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  41. El Tardo says:

    February 19th, 2006 at 8:19 am | Promoted

    Its a promotional Mr. Potato Head!

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  42. Uncle Fester says:

    February 20th, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    Don’t panic, they’re all organic!

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  43. Quentin says:

    February 28th, 2006 at 6:55 pm

    I got the idea from “Silence of the Lambs.”

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  44. Star says:

    April 3rd, 2006 at 4:22 pm

    HONEY! BABY! Oh my darling husband what looks hotter with my bust the nose or that hot pink dress you bought me?

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  45. meh says:

    April 4th, 2006 at 1:55 am | Promoted

    ‘i just can’t get the lillte plastic peg in the hole mr. plastic surgeon would you help me ?’

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  46. Mike says:

    May 16th, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    Cause this is thriller…..thriller night and noone’s gonna save you from the beast named Mike

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  47. Mike says:

    May 16th, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    What do you think the children would like?

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  48. Mike says:

    May 16th, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    Which one do you think hell like??......now keep in mind hes an older man…..almost 13

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  49. sammy says:

    June 3rd, 2006 at 4:53 am

    man if you think this is difficult you should see what its like when i have to find adult sized pajamas in my drawers!

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  50. RyDawg says:

    June 14th, 2006 at 9:10 pm

    At least for sure we all definitely know little boys wasn’t the only thing Jacko molested…

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  51. Jacky says:

    August 28th, 2006 at 12:54 pm

    “I wonder if Armani is making noses now”

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  52. josh ingram says:

    November 9th, 2006 at 11:33 pm

    And i had this one imported all they way from africa

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  53. Chris says:

    November 15th, 2006 at 10:59 am

    And now introducing the next version of Mr. Potatoe Head, with all the features of the last one and new and improved molesting action

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  54. Tim smedley says:

    December 19th, 2006 at 2:19 pm

    A high-quality selction of facial features, but which parts will he pick today.

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  55. Tim smedley says:

    December 19th, 2006 at 2:21 pm

    Micheal Jackson has a look at his latest item, i think hes glad with the product. all he has to do know is log onto Ebay and send his feedback.

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  56. Working stiff says:

    January 7th, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    If Joan Crawford and Mr. Potato Head had a child, it would be Michael Jackson.

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  57. Liza says:

    January 13th, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    This wonderful Nose, will go with my latest Pose!

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  58. NooSweat says:

    April 27th, 2007 at 8:42 pm

    Put the tail on the donkey

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  59. Alien ant says:

    June 21st, 2007 at 8:19 am

    michael finally revealed that he played chewbacca in starwars of the 90’s

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  60. Becky says:

    August 16th, 2007 at 4:53 pm

    MIchael’s attempt at proving his actions were due to a “deviant sexdom”.

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  61. THEROTTINGDOG says:

    September 12th, 2007 at 11:05 am

    ITS NICE TO KNOW THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS THE CRYPT KEEPER LOOKS YOUNGER THAN EVER AFTER….WAIT OH MY GOD THATS MICHAEL JACKSON

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  62. Ray R. says:

    December 18th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    This new but not improved Mr. Potato Head doll just got recalled.

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