Oh Phil…
Phil Mickelson flinches in agony after missing the putt on the 18th green that would have tied the score with Tiger Woods Sunday, March 6, 2005 at the Ford Championship at Doral in Doral, Fla. Woods won with a score of 24 under parr, one shot better than Mickelson. (AP Photo/Steve Mitchell)
April 27th, 2005 at 7:29 pm
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
March 8th, 2005 at 1:31 pm
Apparently golf etiquitte doesn’t include the courtesy of a reach-around
March 10th, 2005 at 8:46 am
Did I say two fingers? Better make it three…
May 3rd, 2005 at 9:09 am
Is this what they mean by “widening the circle of one’s friends” ?? !!
March 14th, 2005 at 8:22 am
While little-known opera singer Heywood Jablomy belts out his rendition of “Phantom of the Golf Course”, Phil Mickelson attempts to fart out the enitre chorus. Phil was found later that day in the men’s washroom in the clubhouse muttering, “damn Texas Chile.”
April 12th, 2005 at 9:02 pm
Between shots, Phil entertains the crowd with his re-creation of his visit to Neverland.
March 8th, 2005 at 9:29 pm
I see Phil finally broke down and bought that “Thriller” video he’d been wanting.
March 8th, 2005 at 8:45 am
“Who’s your daddy, Phil?”
March 14th, 2005 at 1:28 am
They only heard “Fore!” when the second ball struck. They heard “Two!” when the first one hit. Now both have a handicap.
March 18th, 2005 at 7:38 am
Phil realizes why no one plays Dr. Longfinger after he surprises him with his sneaky 9th hole complimetary prostate/ exam
April 24th, 2005 at 1:18 am
I bet you’ve never played golf like this before
March 8th, 2005 at 2:16 am
a nine iron phil? you flatter me!
March 8th, 2005 at 5:32 am
” Damn, i gotta stay the hell away from refried beans before a tournament!”
March 8th, 2005 at 8:43 am
Looks like someone else got a hole in one!
March 9th, 2005 at 10:53 pm
Goddam hay fever…
March 14th, 2005 at 1:24 am
Next on American Idol…
March 15th, 2005 at 7:05 am
Ouch! My nuts! My fucking nuts!
March 15th, 2005 at 5:41 pm
Take the freakin trophy out! Take it out!
March 18th, 2005 at 9:10 pm
“Ooohhh, and the timing couldn’t be worse for that Viagra to finally kick in.”
April 24th, 2005 at 11:50 am
9th green, 9:00 PM. It’s a secret of the pros.
September 13th, 2005 at 9:29 pm
that’s the closest to a hole phil has ever been, but it look’s like the guy behind him didnt miss!
February 7th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
I think I just sharted in my underoos…I thought Batman was cool, now he has a chocolate milk mustache
March 9th, 2005 at 5:49 am
esp pussy it’s a good thing!
March 14th, 2005 at 1:30 am
Don’t you hate when you really have to sneeze and can’t?
March 21st, 2005 at 2:15 am
Yep, that’s pretty much what I think of golf.
March 22nd, 2005 at 2:45 pm
yes, when anyone thinks of the smoothness of new KY brand club grip ointments, well lets just say, it’s a hole in one.
March 24th, 2005 at 1:22 pm
What a cool time to try out my new Wood!
March 24th, 2005 at 1:28 pm
Hmmm…I guess should I show him my new wood or new putter?
March 30th, 2005 at 8:16 am
Gotta Bogie on that hole!
April 3rd, 2005 at 11:35 am
“GET IN THE HOLE”
April 8th, 2005 at 1:40 pm
who said golfers only use one stick
April 9th, 2005 at 6:25 pm
I’ll just fart and let him suck it all in …
April 13th, 2005 at 9:16 am
Oh big boy thats the spot
April 22nd, 2005 at 1:36 am
A little to the left… Oooh yeah!
May 20th, 2005 at 8:04 am
hows that is that better phil
June 1st, 2005 at 7:39 pm
Phil: Ohhhh, That’s why I never married. My sudden orgasms from seeing golf BALLS send me going crazy
June 19th, 2005 at 6:08 pm
WTF
June 29th, 2005 at 6:30 pm
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now
July 21st, 2005 at 12:02 am
Golf balls aren’t the only ones bein’ played with on this game!
August 24th, 2005 at 6:24 am
I guess it’s true: white men can’t dance
November 11th, 2005 at 5:36 pm
The truth came out….they’re gonna have a hard time with the press…
December 28th, 2005 at 7:40 am
Ruffy!! Nu jij lekker in je poepertje!!!!
December 28th, 2005 at 12:47 pm
Set of pro golf clubs..$1500
Club membership..$300/yr
Looking like you crapped in your pants,
after missing an easy birdie..Priceless!!
February 10th, 2006 at 11:19 pm
From wearing that golf shirt with “Ford written on it…. He feels a sudden kick from God right in the jimmy-junk as he tries to birdy the hole….
February 17th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Are those two singing a duet or something?
March 18th, 2006 at 7:52 am
Golf at its finest moment….
March 28th, 2006 at 6:12 am
Phill Mikelson’s new warm up tactic worked wonders for loosening up those but cheeks
May 4th, 2006 at 11:49 am
It was all fun and games until the golfer got hit in the balls with a golf ball.
May 9th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
That UHHHH Borrito finally got the best of me.
May 23rd, 2006 at 8:56 am
Ouch!…..and Phil finds out he is pregnant with Michael Jackson’s Baby…the crowds reaction matches that of the golf pro.
July 5th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
Ho-oly crap Bob! When I said give me that three wood I meant the club!!
August 30th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
The front guy gets hit in the nuts by the ball while the back guy starts to laugh.
December 19th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Phils never had it so good. He definatly got a hole in one with his balls.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
That’s what happens if you put the wrong ball on the tee…
March 14th, 2007 at 10:56 am
Shanking growing in popularity after George Michael championship putter put on sale.
June 27th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Golf: Its not what it use to be.
January 26th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Wimbeldon had tightened up its rules since years ago, with a sense of shame, kevin Mcnale was sent away
March 8th, 2005 at 2:08 am
Oh~ My god!!
March 15th, 2005 at 11:05 am
Yow!
March 26th, 2005 at 11:45 am
my dik hurts
March 10th, 2005 at 11:06 am
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December 28th, 2005 at 7:38 am
Ruffert! Nu jij in je poepertje!!!!