Matador Arroyo Mastida demonstrates the effectiveness of his newly crafted ‘mat the floor’ hat, guaranteed to stay on, even in the most stressful positions..or your money back!!
The oddest thing happened to Francesco as he tumbled through the air. A strange little man appeared in front of his nose and demanded to know why he had upset the bull. The man explained that the bull’s name was Harold and that he was God to the microscopic people that lived in the shoes Francesco was wearing that today. What were the odds that such a philisophical conondrum would occur due to Francesco’s obsession with females of the cow persuasion?
April 5th, 2005 at 1:27 pm
Pedro was breakdancing when the bull appeared out of nowhere.
April 5th, 2005 at 6:08 pm
It gives you wings!
April 10th, 2005 at 7:03 pm
Brave Bull tries to save skydiver after his parachute failed.
April 7th, 2005 at 2:42 pm
Oh crap. Not the ground. Not again.
April 8th, 2005 at 6:17 am
Does gravity work, upside down ?
March 28th, 2006 at 6:16 am
Gonzallo didn’t find his friends’ practical joke of stapeling him to the leg of a pissed off bull at all amusing.
April 4th, 2005 at 12:12 pm
Matador Arroyo Mastida demonstrates the effectiveness of his newly crafted ‘mat the floor’ hat, guaranteed to stay on, even in the most stressful positions..or your money back!!
April 9th, 2005 at 11:10 am
Whoa…slow down there, Camilla.
The wedding doesn’t start for 2 hours.
April 7th, 2005 at 1:20 pm
The Ukrainian judge would’ve awarded him more points if he could’ve stuck the landing.
April 7th, 2005 at 6:14 pm
Cirque de Sole: Madrid
May 4th, 2005 at 4:55 pm
“The Matrix….Now available in Spanish”
April 12th, 2005 at 4:38 pm
One of these is a stupid animal barely smart enough not to eat and crap in the same place.
The other is a bull.
June 10th, 2005 at 4:02 am
Matadee
April 3rd, 2005 at 11:44 pm
The proper male response to men who wear pink.
April 7th, 2005 at 2:22 pm
Note to self: Next time, don’t match the color of my socks to the color of my cape.
April 11th, 2005 at 8:32 am
Nevermind the bull, look at meeee!!!
April 18th, 2005 at 10:17 am
Cirque de Ole
May 8th, 2005 at 5:46 am
Bull 1, Matador 0.
April 10th, 2005 at 12:19 am
Not even bullfighting matches were safe from the artist Christo.
April 12th, 2005 at 10:27 am
Christoph finally meets his match !
April 11th, 2005 at 7:30 am
i’m pretty sure my keys were in my left pocket .
April 14th, 2005 at 8:57 am
“I knew I should have tried out for American Idol.”
April 15th, 2005 at 1:13 am
“I’m tired of this Merrill Lynch shite!”
May 7th, 2005 at 1:45 pm
Look mum no hands!
May 19th, 2005 at 6:39 pm
Pedro had planned this re-enactment of the classic Bugs Bunny cartoon for months, but it just didn’t come together.
May 21st, 2005 at 11:26 am
Juan,the Matador, had dreams of being a world class gymnast.
June 10th, 2005 at 3:29 pm
Hiiiii YA!!!
June 26th, 2005 at 6:11 am
Maybe gay pimps just aren’t meant to be rodeo riders.
April 3rd, 2005 at 8:29 pm
This Matador is about to become a Flatador.
April 3rd, 2005 at 11:45 pm
Of course he’s going to get roughed up, if he leaves the house dressed like that.
April 4th, 2005 at 7:22 am
“NO, I couldn’t go with the red cape could I ?, but these new cartwheel cheeerleading antics seem to be a real crowd pleaser.”
April 4th, 2005 at 12:10 pm
Look ma, No hands!!!
April 9th, 2005 at 4:31 pm
Oh POOOOO
April 8th, 2005 at 9:32 am
In his younger days, Liberace did quite well on the PBR tour.
April 8th, 2005 at 1:42 pm
Juan learned the hard what the bull meant when he said he was going to be “hoofing it”……
April 9th, 2005 at 7:50 pm
Camilla (in black) and Prince Charles
April 10th, 2005 at 12:18 am
No one could top expert mime Enrique at “walking into the wind”.
April 17th, 2005 at 8:21 pm
Even a bull knows you wear heels with an outfit like that, not flats.
April 23rd, 2005 at 7:49 am
wow! Fly
May 13th, 2005 at 12:22 pm
gd
May 20th, 2005 at 8:10 am
weeeeeeeeee
May 23rd, 2005 at 5:03 pm
Allegations abound of steriod abuse at the World Gymnastics Championship.
May 29th, 2005 at 10:53 am
Are we haveing fun yet ?
June 10th, 2005 at 3:34 pm
I hear break dancing in costume is the new thing, but teaching a bull to breakdance?
June 19th, 2005 at 6:22 pm
ha ha ha ha ha
June 30th, 2005 at 12:48 am
Hey Matador … get your act right! This is a bull fight … not playing leapfrog
July 14th, 2005 at 11:54 am
Queer Eye for the Spanish guy.
August 8th, 2005 at 5:05 pm
The matadoor is takin the piss when he does cartwheels to get out the way
August 8th, 2005 at 5:06 pm
The matadoor is takin the piss now
August 24th, 2005 at 7:03 am
“Note to self: it’s time for a vacation”
August 26th, 2005 at 5:15 pm
NEO (KEANU REEVES) DUPLICATE PROBABLY LOOKIN FOR AN EARLY RETIREMENT FROM THE MATRIX!! MUAHAHAHA
September 13th, 2005 at 2:10 am
i believe he fell of the bull but u cant realy notice it
November 21st, 2005 at 2:58 pm
its sad when they have to hire gymnasts to get away from the bulls
December 4th, 2005 at 5:40 pm
Hey! That was our finishing act!
April 8th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
see i a do a handstand eh?
May 16th, 2006 at 12:28 pm
I wonder if I turned off the dryer before I left this morning.
June 3rd, 2006 at 5:02 am
damn you really dont like my pink stockings do you?
November 9th, 2006 at 11:30 pm
fuck
November 19th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
and give it up for the prat who decided to try and bust up the law of gravity!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Bullfighting uses acrobats to attract more spectators
April 27th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
The Matrix reloaded: where Neo dodges bulls
October 30th, 2007 at 12:03 am
Don’t turn your back or black bull will give you WINGS
!!!!
March 14th, 2007 at 8:57 am
America’s next top model calls the head over heels pose complete BULL___!
June 27th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
cartwheel gone wrong
April 3rd, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Being horny is USUALLY a good thing.
April 7th, 2005 at 1:21 pm
3 fractured vertabrae and a lifetime of chiropractic care… Priceless.
April 9th, 2005 at 11:22 am
This is total bullshit!!
Matadors 0
Bulls 1
Hoo-ray!!!
April 7th, 2005 at 1:59 pm
I’ll be your baby
I’ll be your score
I’ll run the gun for you
And so much more
I’LL TUMBLE 4 YA
I’LL TUMBLE 4 YA
I’LL TUMBLE 4 YA
I’LL TUMBLE 4 YOU
April 7th, 2005 at 3:45 pm
The oddest thing happened to Francesco as he tumbled through the air. A strange little man appeared in front of his nose and demanded to know why he had upset the bull. The man explained that the bull’s name was Harold and that he was God to the microscopic people that lived in the shoes Francesco was wearing that today. What were the odds that such a philisophical conondrum would occur due to Francesco’s obsession with females of the cow persuasion?
June 10th, 2005 at 4:04 am
Matadee
(not sure if it sent the first time. dont include this)