Make sure yall wash up before dinner
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April 17th, 2005 at 11:29 am
President George W. Bush and brother Jeb pause to reflect on where they are leading our nation.
April 17th, 2005 at 2:25 am
Earl and Cletus begin to suspect that the “chick magnets” they were sold may not work as advertised.
May 23rd, 2005 at 6:48 am
You might be an inbread white-trash hillbilly redneck…………..
April 15th, 2005 at 6:02 pm
Somewhere near by, Katelyn “the Moose” McBride, wife of Ernie (pictured above) is taking an unexpected ass bath.
April 15th, 2005 at 1:00 am
“LIVE from the Tuscaloosa Regional Finals of the 2005 Walmart Greeter Olympics!”
April 15th, 2005 at 5:16 pm
Men protest Women who nag them to put the seat down….next on Jerry.
April 13th, 2005 at 1:31 pm
“aw crap, another leaner!”
May 21st, 2005 at 11:37 am
“I don’t know what’s wrong Earl, but I’m throwin’ nuttin’ but crap today.
April 25th, 2005 at 4:08 pm
Okay, who put the super glue on my horse shoe?!?
April 18th, 2005 at 7:28 pm
Hunting for ballcocks is no simple undertaking.
April 19th, 2005 at 1:31 pm
What you don’t see is that they’re using Michael Jackson as a stake at the other end!
May 22nd, 2005 at 10:51 pm
….and you DON’T wanna know what they’ll be using for bocce balls.
April 13th, 2005 at 9:39 pm
So when you throw up, you need to hold your head this far from the toilet seat. Now everyone take one seat, and pass the rest along.
April 14th, 2005 at 6:31 am
damn horse ! stop movin!
April 14th, 2005 at 7:02 am
first there were extra large tennis rackets then suv’s and now humongous horse shoes….gigantism.. trend? or disease?
April 14th, 2005 at 10:47 am
“No wonder we found these things in the dumpster behind Home Depot. I don’t care how purty it looks, a boomerang that don’t come back ain’t worth crap!”
April 17th, 2005 at 2:32 am
Psychic Pseptic Psystems, Inc. uses special divining rods to find the right location for your tank!
April 17th, 2005 at 8:14 pm
You should see the horse…
April 18th, 2005 at 10:36 am
Stetson Cowboy hat – $150
Levis 501 Jeans – $42
12 pack of Budweiser for beer gut – $7
Seeing two grown men tossing used toilet seats because they’re too cheap to spend $15 on a set of horse shoes – Priceless.
April 19th, 2005 at 8:41 am
Billy Bob and Henry, two inbred inventors, want to reinvent the concept of ‘outhouse’
May 5th, 2005 at 8:59 am
“Now try and put your hip into it this time, Jimbo. Become the toilet seat and make love to that post down there. Wrap yourself around it and tell it you…”
“uh, Ralph?”
“yeah, Jimbo?”
“Knock it off will ya? I’m about to hurl.”
“rightey. just pitch the damn thing, Jimbo.”
“uh huh.”
June 26th, 2005 at 6:53 am
Dr. Phil learns at his family reunion that the hardest part of a good game of horseshoes is trying not to knock over the plunger.
April 14th, 2005 at 9:42 am
Though they did not yet realize it, Jim and Steve had been suckered when they purchased the “beginner” horseshoes kit from the traveling salesman.
April 13th, 2005 at 11:17 am
So that what these dern things are for…never could get dem to fit in da outhouse just right.
April 13th, 2005 at 2:30 pm
These guys stink.
April 14th, 2005 at 2:01 am
you just might be a redneck .. if…
April 17th, 2005 at 2:38 am
Some people never give up hope that seatputting will become an Olympic sport.
April 17th, 2005 at 8:31 pm
The tag sale at the old prison turned out to be a hum-dinger!
April 17th, 2005 at 8:39 pm
In Alabama, a “double-wide” is
always an upgrade.
April 17th, 2005 at 9:40 pm
Our town was so poor, the portable toilets…
April 18th, 2005 at 10:54 am
Dern-it margret!! I’m be Gonna put the seat down in a minute! Jus’ lemmie beat Earl HERE’S SCORE oK?!
April 18th, 2005 at 7:26 pm
“Way to flush out the competition, Jake.”
April 18th, 2005 at 8:06 pm
You’re never too old to spend quality time with Dad.
April 19th, 2005 at 4:58 am
why cant men ever aim!?
April 19th, 2005 at 2:44 pm
As Stinky and Dewey-Bob played, they pondered why the blue states thought they were hicks
April 20th, 2005 at 9:12 pm
And she says “put the seat down, put the seat down” I’ll put it down alright. Hold her still Fred.
April 22nd, 2005 at 12:52 pm
Amazing what you find when you finally cut the grass.
April 28th, 2005 at 10:56 am
“Hold your head STILL, Jeb!”
April 28th, 2005 at 4:53 pm
I got tired of putting the toilet seat down…
May 2nd, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Ok now …the new rule is where it lands is where ya got ta take the crap…if you land on on dat other one you can do a #1 and a #2……..wait…..thats not funny….
May 16th, 2005 at 11:48 am
“Okay, so the flamingo is 20 points, the gnome is 30 and the jockey is 50.
How much for the flag pole?”
May 19th, 2005 at 5:03 pm
This gives a whole new meaning of Ringer.
May 29th, 2005 at 10:51 am
Not onlt is it funner, it’s easyer, right Jeb ?
August 24th, 2005 at 7:20 am
“This sure in hell beats playing that XBox”
April 27th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Mammothshoe throwing is newest hit in Shitville
June 27th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Now we never have to worry about puttin the seat up!!
April 13th, 2005 at 9:44 am
Betcha this gets on the Blue Collar tv show, Darryl!