Lumpy, Dumpy, Frumpy and Stumpy – four cast member from “Blow Chunks and the Seven Gorged” seen at a Vegas casino. Still at the $6 buffet were Chumpy, Humpy and Rumpy, taking advantage of the all-you-can-eat prime rib dinner.
An outraged public were stunned to learn that so shortly after kicking their binge drinking “problem”, The Teletubbies had moved on to gambling. When reached for comment, the yellow one simply stated, “Coo baBa Boo.”
This casino alone was stopping the whole of the USA from slowly rising off the ground. WHen they hit jackpot they all stood up and cheered, the whole of the USA now went below sea level.
the women have been there a month now, ever since Barbera’s legs refused to get up. you know the motto, Fatties stick together! But you don’t hear the casino floor manager colplaining
May 6th, 2005 at 12:15 pm | Promoted
Rolling in the Dough!
May 6th, 2005 at 1:49 pm | Promoted
Hey! How’d you get this picture of me and my sisters going for the BIG jackpot??!!
May 6th, 2005 at 6:00 pm
After their weight watchers meeting, the girls decided it was time to gamble away their points
May 6th, 2005 at 7:44 pm | Promoted
this is the fattest rainbow i’ve ever seen
May 7th, 2005 at 9:46 am | Promoted
To keep his patients attention away from the pain, Dr. Parker installed slot machines on his self-serve liposuction chairs.
May 7th, 2005 at 1:41 pm | Promoted
“Hey” I just love these machines with the food on them.
May 8th, 2005 at 1:27 am | Promoted
What weighs in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
May 8th, 2005 at 1:30 am | Promoted
Heavy gambling.
May 8th, 2005 at 12:38 pm
Taste the rainbow!
May 8th, 2005 at 7:48 pm
a picture from my family reunion with Aunt Bobie Jo on the left, Sister Brenda Jo, Sister Dilly Jo, and Ol’Grandma Jilly Jo.
May 8th, 2005 at 11:40 pm
What was Parker Brothers thinking? Now I’ll never play Monopoly again.
May 10th, 2005 at 11:37 am | Promoted
Mob boss Johnny the tip was discovered with the remains of his carcass near the buffet – 4 women were questioned and released for lack of evidence.
May 10th, 2005 at 1:42 pm | Promoted
I guess the buffet was closed.
May 12th, 2005 at 1:42 pm | Promoted
Lumpy, Dumpy, Frumpy and Stumpy – four cast member from “Blow Chunks and the Seven Gorged” seen at a Vegas casino. Still at the $6 buffet were Chumpy, Humpy and Rumpy, taking advantage of the all-you-can-eat prime rib dinner.
May 14th, 2005 at 1:13 am | Promoted
The Heart of the American Dream.
May 15th, 2005 at 7:55 pm | Promoted
Attention Shoppers:
Cottage Cheese- Half Off
May 16th, 2005 at 3:29 am
“Girls, Were gonna hit the FATpot tonight !!!”
May 16th, 2005 at 11:34 am | Promoted
The Bisquits and Gravy slots are popular with the trailer park set.
May 16th, 2005 at 11:37 am
What could be more convenient than to keep your quater jar in your cleavage?
May 17th, 2005 at 10:15 am | Promoted
The biggest gamble here is that the chairs won’t break…
May 17th, 2005 at 5:22 pm
this doesn’t take the place of a good meal!
May 19th, 2005 at 9:49 am | Promoted
Just be thankful that these are the only slots we see them playing with…
May 19th, 2005 at 4:58 pm | Promoted
A pride of lions, a murder of crows and now?? a pod of gamblers.
May 20th, 2005 at 8:00 am
I wonder when the chairs will break??
May 22nd, 2005 at 10:47 pm | Promoted
Yes folks, this is what Wayne Newton flirts with.
May 23rd, 2005 at 9:16 am
I would’ve never imagine that these 4 would have more rolls than a bakery…
May 24th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
Victoria’s Secret? Bras never fit right.
May 25th, 2005 at 6:00 pm | Promoted
Wait for the all you can eat buttet to open.
May 26th, 2005 at 9:40 am | Promoted
Win your weight in gold!
May 26th, 2005 at 3:02 pm | Promoted
New progressive jackpot: payout in smoked meats.
May 29th, 2005 at 10:46 am
Waiting for the all you can eat buffey to open.
May 29th, 2005 at 9:09 pm | Promoted
Long hair is so much more slimming.
June 5th, 2005 at 10:07 am
At least they’re not playing shuffleboard on the ledo deck.
June 20th, 2005 at 2:27 pm | Promoted
fatass poker!
June 25th, 2005 at 9:06 am | Promoted
The only way you’ll pass go is if you grease up, slap a thigh and, ride the wave in….....
June 28th, 2005 at 10:59 pm
Sour Skittles “Taste the Rainbow”
June 29th, 2005 at 12:52 am | Promoted
DAMN!
June 30th, 2005 at 8:13 am
And you thought the recent seismic activity on the west coast was due to the San Andreas fault…
July 2nd, 2005 at 3:18 pm | Promoted
The new KFC machines are becoming popular.
July 6th, 2005 at 11:32 am | Promoted
An outraged public were stunned to learn that so shortly after kicking their binge drinking “problem”, The Teletubbies had moved on to gambling. When reached for comment, the yellow one simply stated, “Coo baBa Boo.”
July 9th, 2005 at 11:52 am | Promoted
The Butz sisters were shown on the river boats surveilence cameras to be the reason for its sudden capsizing Tuesday.
July 9th, 2005 at 2:52 pm | Promoted
Casino Announces New $1, $5, and Oreo Slot Machines
July 17th, 2005 at 11:30 pm | Promoted
Due to budget cuts, the terror alert and food pyramid programs were combined…
July 18th, 2005 at 2:48 pm
They sued for not having enough seat
July 19th, 2005 at 11:40 am | Promoted
It’s been a few years, but Lucy Lu, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore have all signed on to do “Charlies Angels: Escape From Baskin Robbins.”
August 1st, 2005 at 8:06 am | Promoted
Welcome to Ladies Night at the Fellatio Hotel & Casino.
August 2nd, 2005 at 7:59 am | Promoted
The gross national product of Nevada.
August 24th, 2005 at 6:40 am | Promoted
A breif look into the Spice Girls’ humble beginnings.
August 28th, 2005 at 9:13 pm
I bet there is a line out the door to sniff those seats when those fine ladies are done.
September 5th, 2005 at 12:41 am
Their gambling addiction became so bad, they moved into their favorite casino, growing fat and rich…
September 20th, 2005 at 3:34 pm
Monopoly has doubled it’s size requirements!
September 20th, 2005 at 3:36 pm
Next thing you know, they will have Jackpot Gone Wild with the rate it’s going.
October 21st, 2005 at 8:56 am | Promoted
I just don’t understand why they have to put these machines so close to each other…It’s just like those damn airplane seats we rode out here in!
November 7th, 2005 at 8:25 am | Promoted
waiting for the chavs
DUDE WHERES MY FAT WOMEN
November 17th, 2005 at 2:55 pm | Promoted
Watch out Olive Garden, they are on their way!
December 5th, 2005 at 3:04 pm
hey it looks like my mom
December 6th, 2005 at 3:21 pm
what a fucken fat ass who would get that.. OMFG thats my mom!
January 21st, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Tons of fun!
February 1st, 2006 at 11:56 pm
do these seats make our arse,s look big?
February 9th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
two fat ladies 88
i repeat
two fat ladies 88
speaking of full house
February 12th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
This casino alone was stopping the whole of the USA from slowly rising off the ground. WHen they hit jackpot they all stood up and cheered, the whole of the USA now went below sea level.
February 19th, 2006 at 8:17 am
Casinos have a new tactic. ’ They can’t leave if they cant get up’
March 28th, 2006 at 6:09 am
the women have been there a month now, ever since Barbera’s legs refused to get up. you know the motto, Fatties stick together! But you don’t hear the casino floor manager colplaining
May 3rd, 2006 at 7:42 am
Careful not to break the chairs!
May 16th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
Reno Nevada…...from little big city, to VERY big city
May 16th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Jackpot= Free Lipo
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:10 pm | Promoted
St. James, Marvin Gardens, North Carolina Ave, and Baordwalk all in Actual size.
June 3rd, 2006 at 4:42 am | Promoted
i pray to god they candy bar dosent come up on the screen. there will be an apocolypse
June 13th, 2006 at 2:37 am
Not passing GO…definitely passing gas.
September 7th, 2006 at 9:15 pm
LUCKY!!!
November 22nd, 2006 at 11:24 am
The Jolly House Casino’s new policy of “chips for chips” proved popular with the regulars
December 16th, 2006 at 11:49 pm
world seat-eaters convention
December 19th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
” I can’t believe i can’t play black jack, i only threatened the dealer a little bit, I’LL SIT ON YA is an everyday expresssion…right?”
February 6th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Mama needs a new pair of mumus
February 7th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Will give head for xbox
April 27th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
sing it!... Shake your moneymaker…!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
Barstooltesters on their lunchbreak
June 27th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
skittles
October 9th, 2007 at 7:34 am
Jackpot! more like fatpot!
October 9th, 2007 at 8:01 am
reinforced chair testing facility
December 18th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
We have to win this money so we can pay for those weight loss videos!
February 17th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
you don’t know where one stops and the othe one stops