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  1. DeadElvis says:

    July 6th, 2005 at 11:32 am

    An outraged public were stunned to learn that so shortly after kicking their binge drinking “problem”, The Teletubbies had moved on to gambling. When reached for comment, the yellow one simply stated, “Coo baBa Boo.”

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  2. Gentaur says:

    May 8th, 2005 at 1:27 am

    What weighs in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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  3. Max says:

    July 2nd, 2005 at 3:18 pm

    The new KFC machines are becoming popular.

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  4. Gentaur says:

    May 8th, 2005 at 1:30 am

    Heavy gambling.

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  5. trinawoods says:

    May 19th, 2005 at 9:49 am

    Just be thankful that these are the only slots we see them playing with…

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  6. Chris says:

    June 25th, 2005 at 9:06 am

    The only way you’ll pass go is if you grease up, slap a thigh and, ride the wave in……..

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  7. guillaume says:

    May 6th, 2005 at 7:44 pm

    this is the fattest rainbow i’ve ever seen

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  8. Kennny says:

    October 21st, 2005 at 8:56 am

    I just don’t understand why they have to put these machines so close to each other…It’s just like those damn airplane seats we rode out here in!

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  9. Kanker says:

    May 26th, 2005 at 9:40 am

    Win your weight in gold!

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  10. Darin Madden says:

    May 10th, 2005 at 11:37 am

    Mob boss Johnny the tip was discovered with the remains of his carcass near the buffet - 4 women were questioned and released for lack of evidence.

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  11. Randy says:

    May 6th, 2005 at 12:15 pm

    Rolling in the Dough!

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  12. trinawoods says:

    May 16th, 2005 at 11:34 am

    The Bisquits and Gravy slots are popular with the trailer park set.

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  13. Simon says:

    May 19th, 2005 at 4:58 pm

    A pride of lions, a murder of crows and now?? a pod of gamblers.

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  14. Rick says:

    July 9th, 2005 at 2:52 pm

    Casino Announces New $1, $5, and Oreo Slot Machines

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  15. Shane Walker says:

    May 7th, 2005 at 1:41 pm

    “Hey” I just love these machines with the food on them.

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  16. jim says:

    May 10th, 2005 at 1:42 pm

    I guess the buffet was closed.

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  17. Rhett says:

    May 14th, 2005 at 1:13 am

    The Heart of the American Dream.

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  18. trinawoods says:

    May 15th, 2005 at 7:55 pm

    Attention Shoppers:
    Cottage Cheese- Half Off

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  19. trinawoods says:

    May 17th, 2005 at 10:15 am

    The biggest gamble here is that the chairs won’t break…

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  20. jazzgeek says:

    May 22nd, 2005 at 10:47 pm

    Yes folks, this is what Wayne Newton flirts with.

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  21. glenn garrey says:

    May 26th, 2005 at 3:02 pm

    New progressive jackpot: payout in smoked meats.

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  22. trinawoods says:

    May 29th, 2005 at 9:09 pm

    Long hair is so much more slimming.

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  23. devin says:

    June 20th, 2005 at 2:27 pm

    fatass poker!

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  24. Eric Neece says:

    June 29th, 2005 at 12:52 am

    DAMN!

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  25. Kenny says:

    July 9th, 2005 at 11:52 am

    The Butz sisters were shown on the river boats surveilence cameras to be the reason for its sudden capsizing Tuesday.

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  26. Gentaur says:

    July 17th, 2005 at 11:30 pm

    Due to budget cuts, the terror alert and food pyramid programs were combined…

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  27. trinawoods says:

    July 19th, 2005 at 11:40 am

    It’s been a few years, but Lucy Lu, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore have all signed on to do “Charlies Angels: Escape From Baskin Robbins.”

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  28. trinawoods says:

    August 1st, 2005 at 8:06 am

    Welcome to Ladies Night at the Fellatio Hotel & Casino.

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  29. trinawoods says:

    August 2nd, 2005 at 7:59 am

    The gross national product of Nevada.

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  30. Robert says:

    August 24th, 2005 at 6:40 am

    A breif look into the Spice Girls’ humble beginnings.

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  31. random says:

    November 17th, 2005 at 2:55 pm

    Watch out Olive Garden, they are on their way!

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  32. terry wbster says:

    November 7th, 2005 at 8:25 am

    waiting for the chavs
    DUDE WHERES MY FAT WOMEN

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  33. Mike says:

    May 23rd, 2006 at 12:10 pm

    St. James, Marvin Gardens, North Carolina Ave, and Baordwalk all in Actual size.

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  34. sammy says:

    June 3rd, 2006 at 4:42 am

    i pray to god they candy bar dosent come up on the screen. there will be an apocolypse

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  35. M says:

    June 28th, 2005 at 10:59 pm

    Sour Skittles “Taste the Rainbow”

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  36. Mike says:

    May 6th, 2005 at 6:00 pm

    After their weight watchers meeting, the girls decided it was time to gamble away their points

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  37. Kelly says:

    May 8th, 2005 at 12:38 pm

    Taste the rainbow!

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  38. lu says:

    May 8th, 2005 at 7:48 pm

    a picture from my family reunion with Aunt Bobie Jo on the left, Sister Brenda Jo, Sister Dilly Jo, and Ol’Grandma Jilly Jo.

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  39. Day Drum Four says:

    May 8th, 2005 at 11:40 pm

    What was Parker Brothers thinking? Now I’ll never play Monopoly again.

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  40. rithma steve says:

    May 16th, 2005 at 3:29 am

    “Girls, Were gonna hit the FATpot tonight !!!”

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  41. trinawoods says:

    May 16th, 2005 at 11:37 am

    What could be more convenient than to keep your quater jar in your cleavage?

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  42. PiggyOops says:

    May 17th, 2005 at 5:22 pm

    this doesn’t take the place of a good meal!

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  43. chain man says:

    May 20th, 2005 at 8:00 am

    I wonder when the chairs will break??

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  44. The Initial says:

    May 23rd, 2005 at 9:16 am

    I would’ve never imagine that these 4 would have more rolls than a bakery…

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  45. trinawoods says:

    May 24th, 2005 at 7:10 pm

    Victoria’s Secret? Bras never fit right.

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  46. mflo says:

    May 29th, 2005 at 10:46 am

    Waiting for the all you can eat buffey to open.

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  47. neadfiles says:

    June 5th, 2005 at 10:07 am

    At least they’re not playing shuffleboard on the ledo deck.

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  48. trinawoods says:

    June 30th, 2005 at 8:13 am

    And you thought the recent seismic activity on the west coast was due to the San Andreas fault…

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  49. Matt Margis says:

    July 18th, 2005 at 2:48 pm

    They sued for not having enough seat

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  50. africa says:

    August 28th, 2005 at 9:13 pm

    I bet there is a line out the door to sniff those seats when those fine ladies are done.

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  51. brass monkey says:

    September 5th, 2005 at 12:41 am

    Their gambling addiction became so bad, they moved into their favorite casino, growing fat and rich…

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  52. Larissa says:

    September 20th, 2005 at 3:34 pm

    Monopoly has doubled it’s size requirements!

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  53. Larissa says:

    September 20th, 2005 at 3:36 pm

    Next thing you know, they will have Jackpot Gone Wild with the rate it’s going.

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  54. peter says:

    December 5th, 2005 at 3:04 pm

    hey it looks like my mom

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  55. josh adams says:

    December 6th, 2005 at 3:21 pm

    what a fucken fat ass who would get that.. OMFG thats my mom!

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  56. Daniel Flynn says:

    January 21st, 2006 at 5:33 pm

    Tons of fun!

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  57. justin holmes says:

    February 1st, 2006 at 11:56 pm

    do these seats make our arse,s look big?

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  58. Gino the bookie says:

    February 9th, 2006 at 4:30 pm

    two fat ladies 88
    i repeat
    two fat ladies 88

    speaking of full house

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  59. nick says:

    February 12th, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    This casino alone was stopping the whole of the USA from slowly rising off the ground. WHen they hit jackpot they all stood up and cheered, the whole of the USA now went below sea level.

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  60. El Tardo says:

    February 19th, 2006 at 8:17 am

    Casinos have a new tactic. ‘ They can’t leave if they cant get up’

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  61. Jacob B says:

    March 28th, 2006 at 6:09 am

    the women have been there a month now, ever since Barbera’s legs refused to get up. you know the motto, Fatties stick together! But you don’t hear the casino floor manager colplaining

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  62. Ian says:

    May 3rd, 2006 at 7:42 am

    Careful not to break the chairs!

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  63. Mike says:

    May 16th, 2006 at 12:18 pm

    Reno Nevada……from little big city, to VERY big city

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  64. Mike says:

    May 16th, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    Jackpot= Free Lipo

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  65. Kev says:

    June 13th, 2006 at 2:37 am

    Not passing GO…definitely passing gas.

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  66. bj says:

    September 7th, 2006 at 9:15 pm

    LUCKY!!!

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  67. Rollschue says:

    November 22nd, 2006 at 11:24 am

    The Jolly House Casino’s new policy of “chips for chips” proved popular with the regulars

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  68. stuart packer says:

    December 16th, 2006 at 11:49 pm

    world seat-eaters convention

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  69. Tim smedley says:

    December 19th, 2006 at 2:36 pm

    ” I can’t believe i can’t play black jack, i only threatened the dealer a little bit, I’LL SIT ON YA is an everyday expresssion…right?”

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  70. sae adha says:

    February 7th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Will give head for xbox

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  71. ssk67 says:

    February 6th, 2007 at 9:48 pm

    Mama needs a new pair of mumus

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  72. NooSweat says:

    April 27th, 2007 at 8:31 pm

    Barstooltesters on their lunchbreak

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  73. david martin says:

    October 9th, 2007 at 8:01 am

    reinforced chair testing facility

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  74. NooSweat says:

    April 27th, 2007 at 8:30 pm

    sing it!… Shake your moneymaker…!

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  75. bob says:

    October 9th, 2007 at 7:34 am

    Jackpot! more like fatpot!

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  76. adam h says:

    June 27th, 2007 at 3:44 pm

    skittles

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  77. Jolie says:

    February 17th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    you don’t know where one stops and the othe one stops

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  78. Ray R. says:

    December 18th, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    We have to win this money so we can pay for those weight loss videos!

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  79. Mandy Penson says:

    June 24th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    do they realise those arent vending machines…………..?

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  80. mflo says:

    May 25th, 2005 at 6:00 pm

    Wait for the all you can eat buttet to open.

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  81. dogma says:

    May 6th, 2005 at 1:49 pm

    Hey! How’d you get this picture of me and my sisters going for the BIG jackpot??!!

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  82. Shadowbat says:

    May 7th, 2005 at 9:46 am

    To keep his patients attention away from the pain, Dr. Parker installed slot machines on his self-serve liposuction chairs.

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  83. Does this chair make me look fat? No, your body makes you look fat. says:

    May 12th, 2005 at 1:42 pm

    Lumpy, Dumpy, Frumpy and Stumpy - four cast member from “Blow Chunks and the Seven Gorged” seen at a Vegas casino. Still at the $6 buffet were Chumpy, Humpy and Rumpy, taking advantage of the all-you-can-eat prime rib dinner.

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