“psst – don’t look now but we have an audience watching us from the bushes over there. did you hear me? well, say something…at least moan a little…you do nothing for my ego”
Artist Creely LaRoix’s new masterpiece, “Deer in Plastic” was soundly rejected by the San Antonio Children’s Petting Zoo today. Board member Sally Humsinger was quoted as saying, “I’m not sure what this is supposed to depict, but it sure did make my Darren giggle.”
May 9th, 2005 at 2:39 pm | Promoted
“You’re a cold, cold woman, Bambie!”
May 9th, 2005 at 3:31 pm | Promoted
Dang woman, would it kill ya to at least pretend your into it?!!
May 9th, 2005 at 5:06 pm
What cha laughin’ @ ? Hump-o-matic is better than a blow-up doll!
May 9th, 2005 at 9:20 pm | Promoted
“Vixen, I just can’t help but feel that our relationship has fallen into a rut.”
May 10th, 2005 at 1:42 pm | Promoted
Safer than a grizzly bear.
May 10th, 2005 at 7:41 pm | Promoted
The New Doe in Heat Scent!
May 11th, 2005 at 7:21 am | Promoted
c’mon baby…say something dirty..
May 11th, 2005 at 11:58 am | Promoted
Who’s your Daddy!
May 11th, 2005 at 11:59 am
Ouch. That’s gonna leave a mark.
May 11th, 2005 at 12:02 pm
“uh…do I shoot him now, or do I wait tiww he wights up his cagawette?”
May 11th, 2005 at 12:30 pm | Promoted
Now that’s what I call a “trophy wife.”
May 12th, 2005 at 1:50 pm | Promoted
“psst – don’t look now but we have an audience watching us from the bushes over there. did you hear me? well, say something…at least moan a little…you do nothing for my ego”
May 12th, 2005 at 1:50 pm
O W N E D ! ! !
May 13th, 2005 at 9:56 am
Aaaahhh! The enticing scent of musk..it ain’t just for water buffalo anymore!
May 13th, 2005 at 4:54 pm | Promoted
Just when PeeWee the deer thought his masturbation scandal was no more, he has to go and do this…sheesh
May 13th, 2005 at 4:56 pm | Promoted
“Got Wood?”
May 13th, 2005 at 9:04 pm | Promoted
Oh, that country air DOES something to me.
May 14th, 2005 at 6:22 pm
Dame it, i love this game…
May 15th, 2005 at 12:45 am | Promoted
Stag party?
May 15th, 2005 at 7:49 pm
“Humper! This is exactly why Santa rejected you!” Damn reindeer…”
May 15th, 2005 at 10:59 pm | Promoted
She’s faking.
May 15th, 2005 at 11:00 pm | Promoted
Tomorrow he’ll brag about doing a model.
May 16th, 2005 at 8:00 am | Promoted
What a dry hump!
May 18th, 2005 at 9:30 am | Promoted
“The buck stops here.”
May 19th, 2005 at 8:32 am | Promoted
Buck You!!
May 19th, 2005 at 4:12 pm
The Buck stops here
May 20th, 2005 at 7:53 am | Promoted
I dont care if she’s not real its better than being married
May 21st, 2005 at 6:01 pm
A scene from “Debbie Does Doe.”
May 22nd, 2005 at 10:40 pm
Shunned for his faux pas in the herd, Fred was never promoted above the rank of six-point buck.
May 25th, 2005 at 1:13 pm | Promoted
What a waste of a donkey punch…
May 26th, 2005 at 6:01 pm
I just can’t get enough deer porn.
June 4th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
Scary thing is, I’m sure there’s a name for this particular fetish.
June 9th, 2005 at 12:11 pm
Ted Nugent’s lawn ornaments.
June 14th, 2005 at 2:00 pm
ouch! I think I got a sliver!
June 16th, 2005 at 8:36 am | Promoted
Oh deer, that doe is such a ho!
June 16th, 2005 at 7:39 pm
Uhhh…ack…um…im stuck…
...well, now what?
June 18th, 2005 at 6:13 am | Promoted
i love it
June 19th, 2005 at 5:55 pm
She was asking for it dressing herself up like a tramp.
June 21st, 2005 at 10:53 am | Promoted
Do(h) a deer, a female deer…
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:16 am | Promoted
Taxidermabrasion
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:18 am | Promoted
Some girls will do anything for a buck.
June 28th, 2005 at 11:42 am | Promoted
I don’t even care, that you gave me splinters last time, this the easiest lay i’ve had all season.
June 29th, 2005 at 6:28 pm | Promoted
Is this hurting you as much as it’s hurting me???
July 2nd, 2005 at 3:16 pm
You wouldnt believe who is the actual decoy.
July 6th, 2005 at 11:27 am | Promoted
Artist Creely LaRoix’s new masterpiece, “Deer in Plastic” was soundly rejected by the San Antonio Children’s Petting Zoo today. Board member Sally Humsinger was quoted as saying, “I’m not sure what this is supposed to depict, but it sure did make my Darren giggle.”
July 9th, 2005 at 12:00 pm | Promoted
Just how much of the “Buck Getter” scent did you sprinkle on the decoy, Bubba?
July 9th, 2005 at 12:07 pm | Promoted
Pete learned a Hard lesson while going outside in his new Halloween Costume during the rut this year.
August 1st, 2005 at 6:53 pm
“Blow-up Doe”
August 12th, 2005 at 8:30 pm
I got mine…... You get yours?
August 14th, 2005 at 7:51 pm | Promoted
“Yo, Rudolph with your hose so tight, won’t you fuck my ass tonite?”
August 24th, 2005 at 7:08 am
Another example why deers don’t rule the world.
September 13th, 2005 at 9:15 pm | Promoted
i like how it is pre-lubed!!!
October 14th, 2005 at 11:13 am
were all doing it
why cant animals
October 18th, 2005 at 2:44 pm
Do you think you could move a little or cough or something??
December 3rd, 2005 at 6:00 am
“This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said ‘I want to do a model!’ but it works just as well!”
November 9th, 2006 at 11:28 pm
The newest design in deer traps
April 27th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Home, home on the range… where the deer and the antilope play…
April 27th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Love IS blind…