2 problems this christmas for santa…
1) Mrs Claus forgot to do the washing, he was forced to wear his pyjamas for his sleigh ride.
2) Rudolph had a hangover.
Seeing a person like this all that comes to an American mind is middle east, arab, bastard, kill, bomb, and so on. Some think about Santa. – And the greatest act of terrorism happened on Aug.6th, 1945
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June 27th, 2005 at 1:14 am
Achmed’s single-passenger taxi service venture had a slight flaw.
May 25th, 2005 at 1:18 pm
The Royal Shiite Mounted Police, didn’t quite have the same pizazz as the Candians…
May 25th, 2005 at 10:43 am
Very good fun, yes, but every time I try to bow to the East I run over three of my muslim brothren.
May 25th, 2005 at 11:04 am
Somehow the new “Mullahs On Wheels” program never really took off.
July 6th, 2005 at 10:35 am
“…but what really knocks ‘em out is his cheap sunglasses”
May 26th, 2005 at 1:43 pm
Isn’t this the perfect segway to capture a bowl of hot steaming goat eyeballs in honey?
May 25th, 2005 at 11:00 pm
Bush doesn’t want them to have cars either?
July 28th, 2005 at 7:27 am
It’s no surprise this guy can afford a Segway when his entire wardrobe consists of nothing but plain white sheets.
May 25th, 2005 at 3:46 pm
“I know I’m quite a hottie! Now I zip tru McIndja’s take out window to get McCurryied Rice.Very good!
July 3rd, 2005 at 11:00 pm
Motion Sikhness.
July 9th, 2005 at 12:11 pm
Now I understand why oil needs to be 70 dollars a gallon. Who told these bastards about the segway, anyway?
May 25th, 2005 at 1:10 pm
The Arab nations are still trying to break their dependence on useless foreign crap.
May 25th, 2005 at 10:14 pm
Only one more kilometer to the Great Pyramid of Geezer.
May 26th, 2005 at 3:34 pm
ShiITe happens.
July 14th, 2005 at 11:44 am
Even recently released head trauma victims can handle a Segway better than Dubya ever could.
May 30th, 2005 at 10:01 pm
Saudi-Jousting on ESPN 5, you better watch because it might just happen.
September 3rd, 2005 at 6:39 pm
Mr. Bush This is how I am showing you to do the standing
May 31st, 2005 at 12:55 pm
The new Dolce sled….Santa’s livin large!
June 9th, 2005 at 12:06 pm
Fahtman Bin Rollin
July 3rd, 2005 at 11:01 pm
Motion Sikhness.
September 5th, 2005 at 7:41 pm
Europeans are so damn weird…
May 31st, 2005 at 8:26 am
Where are they now? Johnny Five is still alive 30 years later
May 25th, 2005 at 10:16 pm
Santa will be spending his summer abroad.
July 25th, 2005 at 9:26 pm
Which way to the 72 virgins?
August 2nd, 2005 at 8:38 pm
I look the fucking nuts! on this …..uhhh……bin i knocked over?
August 8th, 2005 at 1:50 pm
i will bomb you……. oh….. haha… wait. this is fun….. i want to live. i want to live and be happy on this magical ridey machine.
August 11th, 2005 at 1:30 am
“Now I can get to the 7Eleven much more quickly and get my slurppy!”
August 14th, 2005 at 7:17 am
I might look like a prick but I’m fucked if I’m using the tube or a bus now!
August 15th, 2005 at 11:27 am
Someone needs to tell this guy that the Gaza Strip isn’t a race track.
August 24th, 2005 at 6:18 am
Santa on his summer vacation.
September 3rd, 2005 at 9:24 pm
Coming soon from Parker Brothers — SEGWAY CHESS! At this promotional stop, the Segway Rook mascot says hello!
October 14th, 2005 at 8:40 am
how can i sell slurpee now! booga-booga
October 30th, 2005 at 6:53 pm
Al-Qaeda rapid deployment regiment on parade
December 3rd, 2005 at 6:03 am
In news today, Bin Laden was caught trying to escape authorities on a segway…
March 28th, 2006 at 6:21 am
2 problems this christmas for santa…
1) Mrs Claus forgot to do the washing, he was forced to wear his pyjamas for his sleigh ride.
2) Rudolph had a hangover.
August 8th, 2006 at 9:06 am
FORGET THE MAGIC CARPET
April 27th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
Electrified enlightment
December 18th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
“They see me roll on My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy”
May 25th, 2005 at 1:21 pm
I do not to be understanding where am I to be putting the explosives?
May 25th, 2005 at 2:45 pm
Ossama is too fast to be caught.
May 26th, 2005 at 9:05 am
Want to drag, Mohammed?!
June 5th, 2005 at 9:58 am
Hey! Is that a Segway handlebar or is this guy happy to see me?
June 18th, 2005 at 7:43 pm
“Lets Spoon!”
June 19th, 2005 at 5:58 pm
The tagline was to be “idiot not included” but as always this man was gunned down a few minutes afterward like everyone else in the middle east.
June 27th, 2005 at 8:19 am
Geraldo Rivera goes incognito for an inside scoop on terrorist movements.
July 27th, 2005 at 7:13 am
It’s 12 O’Clock.
July 31st, 2005 at 2:12 am
Does it come in blue?
June 27th, 2005 at 11:05 am
How (Secret) Santa Zips around the Mall of America as he buys up gifts for X-mas.
May 26th, 2005 at 2:49 pm
Segway! The newest technolegy in suicide bombing!
June 4th, 2005 at 8:56 pm
I don’t know about this guy, but I’d be running away from the pregnant prostitute in the purple dress too.
June 4th, 2005 at 12:24 pm
The US Forces in Iraq have a new threat……the Segway Suicide Bomber lululululululu JIHAD!!!!
September 4th, 2005 at 2:52 am
Seeing a person like this all that comes to an American mind is middle east, arab, bastard, kill, bomb, and so on. Some think about Santa. – And the greatest act of terrorism happened on Aug.6th, 1945