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  1. Gentaur says:

    June 27th, 2005 at 1:14 am

    Achmed’s single-passenger taxi service venture had a slight flaw.

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  2. Darin Madden says:

    May 25th, 2005 at 1:18 pm

    The Royal Shiite Mounted Police, didn’t quite have the same pizazz as the Candians…

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  3. theMike says:

    May 25th, 2005 at 10:43 am

    Very good fun, yes, but every time I try to bow to the East I run over three of my muslim brothren.

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  4. Alex Kaseberg says:

    May 25th, 2005 at 11:04 am

    Somehow the new “Mullahs On Wheels” program never really took off.

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  5. DeadElvis says:

    July 6th, 2005 at 10:35 am

    “…but what really knocks ‘em out is his cheap sunglasses”

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  6. s.chandler says:

    May 26th, 2005 at 1:43 pm

    Isn’t this the perfect segway to capture a bowl of hot steaming goat eyeballs in honey?

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  7. Day Drum Four says:

    May 25th, 2005 at 11:00 pm

    Bush doesn’t want them to have cars either?

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  8. trinawoods says:

    July 28th, 2005 at 7:27 am

    It’s no surprise this guy can afford a Segway when his entire wardrobe consists of nothing but plain white sheets.

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  9. s.chandler says:

    May 25th, 2005 at 3:46 pm

    “I know I’m quite a hottie! Now I zip tru McIndja’s take out window to get McCurryied Rice.Very good!

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  10. Ben says:

    July 3rd, 2005 at 11:00 pm

    Motion Sikhness.

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  11. Kenny says:

    July 9th, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    Now I understand why oil needs to be 70 dollars a gallon. Who told these bastards about the segway, anyway?

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  12. Tommey Vercetti says:

    May 25th, 2005 at 1:10 pm

    The Arab nations are still trying to break their dependence on useless foreign crap.

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  13. trinawoods says:

    May 25th, 2005 at 10:14 pm

    Only one more kilometer to the Great Pyramid of Geezer.

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  14. Shadowbat says:

    May 26th, 2005 at 3:34 pm

    ShiITe happens.

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  15. trinawoods says:

    July 14th, 2005 at 11:44 am

    Even recently released head trauma victims can handle a Segway better than Dubya ever could.

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  16. Dr.R says:

    May 30th, 2005 at 10:01 pm

    Saudi-Jousting on ESPN 5, you better watch because it might just happen.

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  17. William Collins says:

    September 3rd, 2005 at 6:39 pm

    Mr. Bush This is how I am showing you to do the standing

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  18. Amy says:

    May 31st, 2005 at 12:55 pm

    The new Dolce sled….Santa’s livin large!

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  19. trinawoods says:

    June 9th, 2005 at 12:06 pm

    Fahtman Bin Rollin

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  20. Ben says:

    July 3rd, 2005 at 11:01 pm

    Motion Sikhness.

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  21. trinawoods says:

    September 5th, 2005 at 7:41 pm

    Europeans are so damn weird…

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  22. Mascot says:

    May 31st, 2005 at 8:26 am

    Where are they now? Johnny Five is still alive 30 years later

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  23. trinawoods says:

    May 25th, 2005 at 10:16 pm

    Santa will be spending his summer abroad.

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  24. trinawoods says:

    July 25th, 2005 at 9:26 pm

    Which way to the 72 virgins?

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  25. wdingo says:

    August 2nd, 2005 at 8:38 pm

    I look the fucking nuts! on this …..uhhh……bin i knocked over?

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  26. tim fortune says:

    August 8th, 2005 at 1:50 pm

    i will bomb you……. oh….. haha… wait. this is fun….. i want to live. i want to live and be happy on this magical ridey machine.

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  27. anon says:

    August 11th, 2005 at 1:30 am

    “Now I can get to the 7Eleven much more quickly and get my slurppy!”

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  28. Gary Martin says:

    August 14th, 2005 at 7:17 am

    I might look like a prick but I’m fucked if I’m using the tube or a bus now!

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  29. trinawoods says:

    August 15th, 2005 at 11:27 am

    Someone needs to tell this guy that the Gaza Strip isn’t a race track.

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  30. Robert says:

    August 24th, 2005 at 6:18 am

    Santa on his summer vacation.

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  31. John F says:

    September 3rd, 2005 at 9:24 pm

    Coming soon from Parker Brothers — SEGWAY CHESS! At this promotional stop, the Segway Rook mascot says hello!

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  32. abe says:

    October 14th, 2005 at 8:40 am

    how can i sell slurpee now! booga-booga

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  33. Erez says:

    October 30th, 2005 at 6:53 pm

    Al-Qaeda rapid deployment regiment on parade

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  34. Eric Neece says:

    December 3rd, 2005 at 6:03 am

    In news today, Bin Laden was caught trying to escape authorities on a segway…

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  35. Jacob B says:

    March 28th, 2006 at 6:21 am

    2 problems this christmas for santa…
    1) Mrs Claus forgot to do the washing, he was forced to wear his pyjamas for his sleigh ride.
    2) Rudolph had a hangover.

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  36. michael boyd says:

    August 8th, 2006 at 9:06 am

    FORGET THE MAGIC CARPET

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  37. NooSweat says:

    April 27th, 2007 at 8:27 pm

    Electrified enlightment

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  38. Ray R. says:

    December 18th, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    “They see me roll on My Segway
    I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy”

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  39. Simon says:

    May 25th, 2005 at 1:21 pm

    I do not to be understanding where am I to be putting the explosives?

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  40. Kirk says:

    May 25th, 2005 at 2:45 pm

    Ossama is too fast to be caught.

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  41. dogma says:

    May 26th, 2005 at 9:05 am

    Want to drag, Mohammed?!

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  42. neadfiles says:

    June 5th, 2005 at 9:58 am

    Hey! Is that a Segway handlebar or is this guy happy to see me?

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  43. David says:

    June 18th, 2005 at 7:43 pm

    “Lets Spoon!”

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  44. Xeres says:

    June 19th, 2005 at 5:58 pm

    The tagline was to be “idiot not included” but as always this man was gunned down a few minutes afterward like everyone else in the middle east.

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  45. trinawoods says:

    June 27th, 2005 at 8:19 am

    Geraldo Rivera goes incognito for an inside scoop on terrorist movements.

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  46. aalap says:

    July 27th, 2005 at 7:13 am

    It’s 12 O’Clock.

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  47. Mato says:

    July 31st, 2005 at 2:12 am

    Does it come in blue?

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  48. lawrence says:

    June 27th, 2005 at 11:05 am

    How (Secret) Santa Zips around the Mall of America as he buys up gifts for X-mas.

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  49. FRBC says:

    May 26th, 2005 at 2:49 pm

    Segway! The newest technolegy in suicide bombing!

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  50. trinawoods says:

    June 4th, 2005 at 8:56 pm

    I don’t know about this guy, but I’d be running away from the pregnant prostitute in the purple dress too.

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  51. Chris says:

    June 4th, 2005 at 12:24 pm

    The US Forces in Iraq have a new threat……the Segway Suicide Bomber lululululululu JIHAD!!!!

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  52. The European says:

    September 4th, 2005 at 2:52 am

    Seeing a person like this all that comes to an American mind is middle east, arab, bastard, kill, bomb, and so on. Some think about Santa. – And the greatest act of terrorism happened on Aug.6th, 1945

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