Good ole’ Tex was none the happier when he found out there had been a mixup at the local Moose Lodge’s Annual Bachellorette Auction and All Night Fish Fry. He was heard to exclaim, “but we were really hitting it off!”
It‚Äôs yet another glorious day in history with the limits of human endurance & intelligence being pushed to whole new levels in the professional sport of… fishing.
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June 7th, 2005 at 6:14 pm
All was calm, until some young fool in the crowd made the only sound that will scare an otherwise calm catfish.
The sound of pants unzipping.
July 6th, 2005 at 10:42 am
Good ole’ Tex was none the happier when he found out there had been a mixup at the local Moose Lodge’s Annual Bachellorette Auction and All Night Fish Fry. He was heard to exclaim, “but we were really hitting it off!”
June 4th, 2005 at 12:27 pm
After a long night of Drinkin, Bocephus knew he had picked a winner, sure she smelled alittle like fish, but hell, so did he
June 2nd, 2005 at 12:08 pm
Catfish talking:
Yeah, I know. He is quite a catch.
June 5th, 2005 at 10:16 pm
I’ll meet y’all at the True Value store fer a new fishin rod.
June 3rd, 2005 at 9:21 am
That is the biggest, ugliest, smelliest thing I’ve ever seen. And it’s carrying a big fish.
June 3rd, 2005 at 10:48 am
In a few moments, “stomach content dating” techniques will be employed to discover the approximate age of the fish.
July 18th, 2005 at 1:35 am
It turned out that Bobby’s colon impaction was worse than initially guessed.
October 14th, 2005 at 11:11 am
meow????
June 2nd, 2005 at 11:15 am
It‚Äôs yet another glorious day in history with the limits of human endurance & intelligence being pushed to whole new levels in the professional sport of… fishing.
June 3rd, 2005 at 8:22 pm
It’s gotta be the Guppy Chow!
June 27th, 2005 at 11:18 am
“yo, fishing dude…back off the kidneys with the kung-fu grip will ya? i ain’t dead yet and yer gonna make me spluge!”
June 2nd, 2005 at 1:17 pm
“Screw the fish, do you like my new gloves? I got them off that guy in Who Framed Roger Rabbit!”
June 26th, 2005 at 6:11 pm
Oh yeah, scratch a little to the left, thats the spot
August 3rd, 2005 at 11:32 am
The fishing is always good at Lake Isotope.
June 3rd, 2005 at 6:48 pm
My ex and his new wife.
June 3rd, 2005 at 8:31 pm
“My name is Bubba Bodette and I am here to testify that Miracle-Gro ain’t just fer tomaters no more.”
June 8th, 2005 at 9:55 am
eh…I caught one bigger…
June 19th, 2005 at 9:16 pm
I wonder if it tastes like chicken, or does it taste like grandma’s pussy, or like dirt, or like something really old.
June 28th, 2005 at 1:45 pm
Hi Yall! Say Hello to Bubba
June 2nd, 2005 at 1:38 pm
Interspecies dating…fad? or am i just way ahead of my time?
June 5th, 2005 at 9:50 am
Lieutenant Dan! Lieutenant Dan!
June 26th, 2005 at 5:21 am
Tomorrow on Oprah: Conjoined twins who have a tail
July 11th, 2005 at 9:53 am
When Bob called about the new addition to the family we had no idea…
July 22nd, 2005 at 11:03 am
It was Danny’s turn to pick up his mother-in-law from the airport.
August 24th, 2005 at 6:04 am
Within a month after being injected by Jose Canseco, this fish went on to hit many homeruns.
August 29th, 2005 at 11:42 pm
One man. One million fish sticks. One dream.
June 4th, 2005 at 3:43 pm
Guess we won’t have to hunt for rode kill today !
June 2nd, 2005 at 1:36 pm
“Doc said i HAD to give up meat.After I deep fry this sucker and laddle on 2 gallons of tarter sauce i won’t miss meat hardly @all!”
June 4th, 2005 at 2:48 pm
Can we get married? We’re in love.
June 4th, 2005 at 8:52 pm
A bittersweet victory indeed, considering Mike lost his bait and can no longer have children.
June 5th, 2005 at 8:48 am
Hold on, Trina. Mike’s best friend, Ned, (bottom left) is sewing his bait back on. Thank God for duct tape.
June 6th, 2005 at 7:26 am
Where are they now? The incredible Mr. Limpett, and one of his fans finally “hook” up after all these years.
June 8th, 2005 at 5:27 pm
Good thing I’m used to that fish smell !
June 14th, 2005 at 4:11 pm
General Sherman is caught again. He is the champion….
June 23rd, 2005 at 2:28 pm
Now he’ll smell as good as his girlfriend.
June 27th, 2005 at 1:09 am
And they tried to tell him that “catfishing” didn’t mean using cats for bait…
June 28th, 2005 at 11:51 am
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June 29th, 2005 at 12:45 am
“Hope nobody realizes its a doll I picked up from the store.”
June 30th, 2005 at 12:32 am
Pity the human’s head isn’t sticking out of the fish’s mouth …. the fish’s gut & head looks better than the the human’s!!!
July 3rd, 2005 at 11:02 pm
“Across the threshhold” in a very bizarre marriage.
July 9th, 2005 at 11:44 am
Bubba shows off the bait he’s gonna use to catch a Really Big Catfish!
July 9th, 2005 at 6:19 pm
Did you want fries with that?
July 9th, 2005 at 10:14 pm
Homer Simpson=mmmm…catfish (drools)
July 9th, 2005 at 10:15 pm
homer simpson=mmmmmmm…catfish! drools
July 28th, 2005 at 10:41 pm
Mierda esta vaina pesa que jode, ahora entiendo a Adrian el portu ese del co?±o cargando el saco de cachitos
September 28th, 2005 at 9:18 pm
Proof that people indeed look like their pets.
October 5th, 2005 at 6:31 am
woah! is that the fish in the “The Big Fish”?
January 1st, 2006 at 10:30 pm
The night Bubba brings home his girl friend to me his parents and tell them hes going to be a dad.
January 21st, 2006 at 6:04 pm
Where did you catch that ugly thing? I caught him at the True Value Hardware Store. He was buying a new pair of black rubber gloves.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Allready got a big pussy… just needed a big fish to satisfy it
April 27th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
“It took me 8 hours to catch it. And now I’m going to throw it back.”
June 27th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
redneck compensation
January 26th, 2008 at 6:52 am
He never knew the human would take the bait
June 15th, 2005 at 5:24 pm
“GET HER DONE !!!!”
June 27th, 2005 at 11:08 am
Luke,
I am your father, and this is your lunch,
HIT THAT BBQ BABY CUZ WE’Z GONNA EAT TONIGHT….
June 29th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
A picture is worth a thousand words. Haven’t we already posted a thousand words about this lame picture?
August 8th, 2005 at 4:53 pm
Thats nothing, i caught the loch-ness monster
June 8th, 2005 at 10:27 am
Rex’s kids suddenly gasped at the horror of eating fish tacos for an entire year.