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Record Catfish

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  1. Simon says:

    June 7th, 2005 at 6:14 pm

    All was calm, until some young fool in the crowd made the only sound that will scare an otherwise calm catfish.

    The sound of pants unzipping.

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  2. DeadElvis says:

    July 6th, 2005 at 10:42 am

    Good ole’ Tex was none the happier when he found out there had been a mixup at the local Moose Lodge’s Annual Bachellorette Auction and All Night Fish Fry. He was heard to exclaim, “but we were really hitting it off!”

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  3. Chris says:

    June 4th, 2005 at 12:27 pm

    After a long night of Drinkin, Bocephus knew he had picked a winner, sure she smelled alittle like fish, but hell, so did he

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  4. Hans Blom says:

    June 2nd, 2005 at 12:08 pm

    Catfish talking:
    Yeah, I know. He is quite a catch.

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  5. Day Drum Four says:

    June 5th, 2005 at 10:16 pm

    I’ll meet y’all at the True Value store fer a new fishin rod.

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  6. Lex says:

    June 3rd, 2005 at 9:21 am

    That is the biggest, ugliest, smelliest thing I’ve ever seen. And it’s carrying a big fish.

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  7. Aaron Mildenstein says:

    June 3rd, 2005 at 10:48 am

    In a few moments, “stomach content dating” techniques will be employed to discover the approximate age of the fish.

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  8. Malibu Sally says:

    July 18th, 2005 at 1:35 am

    It turned out that Bobby’s colon impaction was worse than initially guessed.

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  9. luke mcintyre says:

    October 14th, 2005 at 11:11 am

    meow????

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  10. Tommy Vercetti says:

    June 2nd, 2005 at 11:15 am

    It‚Äôs yet another glorious day in history with the limits of human endurance & intelligence being pushed to whole new levels in the professional sport of… fishing.

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  11. Shadowbat says:

    June 3rd, 2005 at 8:22 pm

    It’s gotta be the Guppy Chow!

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  12. Mascot says:

    June 27th, 2005 at 11:18 am

    “yo, fishing dude…back off the kidneys with the kung-fu grip will ya? i ain’t dead yet and yer gonna make me spluge!”

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  13. Anthony says:

    June 2nd, 2005 at 1:17 pm

    “Screw the fish, do you like my new gloves? I got them off that guy in Who Framed Roger Rabbit!”

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  14. Yesman says:

    June 26th, 2005 at 6:11 pm

    Oh yeah, scratch a little to the left, thats the spot

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  15. trinawoods says:

    August 3rd, 2005 at 11:32 am

    The fishing is always good at Lake Isotope.

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  16. dogma says:

    June 3rd, 2005 at 6:48 pm

    My ex and his new wife.

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  17. Scrubby says:

    June 3rd, 2005 at 8:31 pm

    “My name is Bubba Bodette and I am here to testify that Miracle-Gro ain’t just fer tomaters no more.”

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  18. Darin Madden says:

    June 8th, 2005 at 9:55 am

    eh…I caught one bigger…

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  19. Me A MoFo says:

    June 19th, 2005 at 9:16 pm

    I wonder if it tastes like chicken, or does it taste like grandma’s pussy, or like dirt, or like something really old.

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  20. Phil Maxwell says:

    June 28th, 2005 at 1:45 pm

    Hi Yall! Say Hello to Bubba

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  21. s.chandler says:

    June 2nd, 2005 at 1:38 pm

    Interspecies dating…fad? or am i just way ahead of my time?

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  22. neadfiles says:

    June 5th, 2005 at 9:50 am

    Lieutenant Dan! Lieutenant Dan!

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  23. Bohatnik says:

    June 26th, 2005 at 5:21 am

    Tomorrow on Oprah: Conjoined twins who have a tail

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  24. Angel says:

    July 11th, 2005 at 9:53 am

    When Bob called about the new addition to the family we had no idea…

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  25. trinawoods says:

    July 22nd, 2005 at 11:03 am

    It was Danny’s turn to pick up his mother-in-law from the airport.

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  26. Robert says:

    August 24th, 2005 at 6:04 am

    Within a month after being injected by Jose Canseco, this fish went on to hit many homeruns.

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  27. Matt Reed says:

    August 29th, 2005 at 11:42 pm

    One man. One million fish sticks. One dream.

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  28. mflo says:

    June 4th, 2005 at 3:43 pm

    Guess we won’t have to hunt for rode kill today !

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  29. s.chandler says:

    June 2nd, 2005 at 1:36 pm

    “Doc said i HAD to give up meat.After I deep fry this sucker and laddle on 2 gallons of tarter sauce i won’t miss meat hardly @all!”

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  30. nurg says:

    June 4th, 2005 at 2:48 pm

    Can we get married? We’re in love.

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  31. trinawoods says:

    June 4th, 2005 at 8:52 pm

    A bittersweet victory indeed, considering Mike lost his bait and can no longer have children.

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  32. Shadowbat says:

    June 5th, 2005 at 8:48 am

    Hold on, Trina. Mike’s best friend, Ned, (bottom left) is sewing his bait back on. Thank God for duct tape.

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  33. Mascot says:

    June 6th, 2005 at 7:26 am

    Where are they now? The incredible Mr. Limpett, and one of his fans finally “hook” up after all these years.

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  34. mflo says:

    June 8th, 2005 at 5:27 pm

    Good thing I’m used to that fish smell !

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  35. Homer says:

    June 14th, 2005 at 4:11 pm

    General Sherman is caught again. He is the champion….

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  36. jim says:

    June 23rd, 2005 at 2:28 pm

    Now he’ll smell as good as his girlfriend.

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  37. Gentaur says:

    June 27th, 2005 at 1:09 am

    And they tried to tell him that “catfishing” didn’t mean using cats for bait…

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  38. FrozenDragon says:

    June 28th, 2005 at 11:51 am

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  39. Eric Neece says:

    June 29th, 2005 at 12:45 am

    “Hope nobody realizes its a doll I picked up from the store.”

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  40. Have-A-Say says:

    June 30th, 2005 at 12:32 am

    Pity the human’s head isn’t sticking out of the fish’s mouth …. the fish’s gut & head looks better than the the human’s!!!

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  41. Ben says:

    July 3rd, 2005 at 11:02 pm

    “Across the threshhold” in a very bizarre marriage.

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  42. Kenny says:

    July 9th, 2005 at 11:44 am

    Bubba shows off the bait he’s gonna use to catch a Really Big Catfish!

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  43. trinawoods says:

    July 9th, 2005 at 6:19 pm

    Did you want fries with that?

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  44. tara says:

    July 9th, 2005 at 10:14 pm

    Homer Simpson=mmmm…catfish (drools)

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  45. tara says:

    July 9th, 2005 at 10:15 pm

    homer simpson=mmmmmmm…catfish! drools

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  46. Tati says:

    July 28th, 2005 at 10:41 pm

    Mierda esta vaina pesa que jode, ahora entiendo a Adrian el portu ese del co?±o cargando el saco de cachitos

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  47. Sean says:

    September 28th, 2005 at 9:18 pm

    Proof that people indeed look like their pets.

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  48. Gian says:

    October 5th, 2005 at 6:31 am

    woah! is that the fish in the “The Big Fish”?

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  49. saturday says:

    January 1st, 2006 at 10:30 pm

    The night Bubba brings home his girl friend to me his parents and tell them hes going to be a dad.

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  50. Daniel Flynn says:

    January 21st, 2006 at 6:04 pm

    Where did you catch that ugly thing? I caught him at the True Value Hardware Store. He was buying a new pair of black rubber gloves.

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  51. NooSweat says:

    April 27th, 2007 at 8:24 pm

    Allready got a big pussy… just needed a big fish to satisfy it

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  52. NooSweat says:

    April 27th, 2007 at 8:25 pm

    “It took me 8 hours to catch it. And now I’m going to throw it back.”

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  53. adam h says:

    June 27th, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    redneck compensation

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  54. Zinc443 says:

    January 26th, 2008 at 6:52 am

    He never knew the human would take the bait

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  55. s.chandler says:

    June 15th, 2005 at 5:24 pm

    “GET HER DONE !!!!”

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  56. lawrence says:

    June 27th, 2005 at 11:08 am

    Luke,

    I am your father, and this is your lunch,

    HIT THAT BBQ BABY CUZ WE’Z GONNA EAT TONIGHT….

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  57. Shadowbat says:

    June 29th, 2005 at 8:40 pm

    A picture is worth a thousand words. Haven’t we already posted a thousand words about this lame picture?

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  58. Greg says:

    August 8th, 2005 at 4:53 pm

    Thats nothing, i caught the loch-ness monster

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  59. Vizman says:

    June 8th, 2005 at 10:27 am

    Rex’s kids suddenly gasped at the horror of eating fish tacos for an entire year.

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