Irony struck it’s greatest blow in Iraq today, when U.S. troops learned a little too late that there were indeed weapons of mass destruction in Bagdhad.
CNN has confirmed that allied troops dropped a bomb off target which demolished a Ford dealership this week outside of Mosul. Damages were estimated to be in the tens of dollars.
The final, but edited, scene in “Independence Day” in which the famous Australian landmark ‘Ayers Rock’ was obliterated by the last remaining Alien vessel.
July 6th, 2005 at 11:42 am
Irony struck it’s greatest blow in Iraq today, when U.S. troops learned a little too late that there were indeed weapons of mass destruction in Bagdhad.
July 1st, 2005 at 11:19 am
The small group of insurgents were still celebrating the unusual yet hasty withdrawal of the infidels when suddenly it all made sense…
July 1st, 2005 at 1:55 pm
Awright…who pulled Ali Babbas finger again?
July 10th, 2005 at 11:37 am
“Holy Shiite!!!!!”
July 1st, 2005 at 8:00 pm
9/11, Baghdad-style
July 6th, 2005 at 12:41 am
Your Orders were “Complete Stealth”!!! Meaning – No talking and NO SNEEZING !!!!!!
July 6th, 2005 at 9:26 am
Even in the middle of nowhere, you can always find a Ziggy Marley concert.
June 30th, 2005 at 3:56 pm
“Ya know, Gladys, the special effects on these Universal Studio tours are getting more realistic each year…..Gladys? Gladys! Where’d you go?”
July 1st, 2005 at 1:25 pm
Denied a listing in the top 100 tourist stops of America, Crap Pile Arizona still had dreams of greatness…
July 1st, 2005 at 5:08 pm
“When I get back to the U.S. I am going to kick that Army recruiters lying butt.”
July 2nd, 2005 at 9:52 pm
According to Army officials, it’s another top secret “weather balloon.”
July 3rd, 2005 at 7:46 pm
Sandyman! Sandyman! Sandyman!
July 3rd, 2005 at 7:48 pm
The scene at Mt. Rushmore, shortly after Bush’s re-election.
July 5th, 2005 at 9:11 am
It’s probably not a good idea to film a remake of “Gone With the Wind” in the Sahara Desert.
July 13th, 2005 at 9:47 am
Now that the rainy season is approaching, Ossama may finally be captured at his stronghold atop Mt. Cottonball.
July 31st, 2005 at 7:47 pm
Dang! I just washed my truck.
August 29th, 2005 at 11:50 pm
Having found a successful consumer base in Iraq, tragedy struck the Middle-East’s first Taco Bell today.
June 30th, 2005 at 3:09 pm
Tital Waaaave! Wait, that’s not right.
July 1st, 2005 at 3:01 pm
I’ll bet the dust bunnies round here can kick yer ass!
July 1st, 2005 at 3:04 pm
“Ancestors from Pompay, Ralphy boy?”
July 2nd, 2005 at 2:08 pm
Experiment #654B, Replicating Pike’s Peak with smoke and mirrors.
July 2nd, 2005 at 9:45 pm
I’m about 98% sure there’s a mobile home park over there.
July 3rd, 2005 at 11:52 am
I bet they eat a lot of sandwiches over there.
July 3rd, 2005 at 7:42 pm
Run for your life!
Saddam’s out in public in his briefs again.
July 3rd, 2005 at 11:05 pm
No two ways around it, you’re gonna have to get new contacts.
July 5th, 2005 at 8:28 am
A little too much baking powder Martha?
July 6th, 2005 at 12:44 am
NOW WHERE DID I LEAVE MY SURFBOARD????
July 6th, 2005 at 9:06 am
Where are they now? Kansas – trying to make a comeback with their “Dust in the Wind” Tour.
July 9th, 2005 at 11:30 am
The meteorologists shown in the photo make a forecast of “20% chance of death and devastation” with the new accu-guess weather prediction system.
July 10th, 2005 at 8:17 pm
Suddenly, inspecting the building’s handicap ramp doesn’t seem so important.
July 11th, 2005 at 8:56 am
Remember – a day without sunshine, is like….night!
July 29th, 2005 at 5:38 pm
“All we are is dust in the wind”
August 1st, 2005 at 7:36 am
“Honey! You better get out the Swiffer.”
August 18th, 2005 at 7:56 pm
CNN has confirmed that allied troops dropped a bomb off target which demolished a Ford dealership this week outside of Mosul. Damages were estimated to be in the tens of dollars.
August 24th, 2005 at 6:14 am
I sense a disturbance in the Force.
September 6th, 2005 at 7:30 am
Dustbuster Co. founders stare into the distance, broad smiles cover their faces… “it’s gonna be a good month for us”
September 9th, 2005 at 12:37 am
The final, but edited, scene in “Independence Day” in which the famous Australian landmark ‘Ayers Rock’ was obliterated by the last remaining Alien vessel.
November 1st, 2005 at 5:03 pm
george could not contain his excitement after finding sadaam
November 17th, 2005 at 9:43 am
WOW a huge sandstorm comes lets just all stand there … ANYONE UP FOR A GAME OF POKER BEFORE WE DIE
December 3rd, 2005 at 6:09 am
DAMN! Who made let that one out of the cage?
December 4th, 2005 at 5:39 pm
See? I tolja it would be cool!
December 16th, 2005 at 1:17 am
alrite who farted
January 19th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Ah lets get a clue gentlemen and ladies… Lets runnnnnnnnnnnn away… (weezing as i come back) I meant now not later… ok bye iddiots
January 21st, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Oh shit, I left the iron on!
February 3rd, 2006 at 7:28 am
Saftey glasses required in this area!
May 10th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
It’s not a sandstorm. Someone just farted a missle.
May 16th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
And America finally said “Fuck it” and decided to drop a nuke on Iraq.
August 20th, 2006 at 6:18 am
For the last time don’t run with scizzors around the WMD’s!
September 3rd, 2006 at 2:17 pm
the americans test there nuclear arsenal in iraq
http://www.freewebs.com/17471/
October 12th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
POOF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2006 at 8:29 am
I swear that wasnt there before honey?
November 19th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
bang! and the dirt is gone!
January 6th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Allah let a fart.
January 7th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
There are no virgins left in Iraq or anywhere else, for that matter….now those dead martyrs are really pissed!
January 31st, 2007 at 11:18 am
THROW THE DAMN RING IN VOLCANO!!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
New armygear: Selfdeploying beachhead
October 29th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Right you ” BASTARDS ” one more road side bomb and you are goner get one of these only ten times bigger !!!!!!
March 14th, 2007 at 8:50 am
To alarm would be terrorist, George Bush and Tony Blair erect a Hiroshima Monument in Downtown Baghdad.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
thats one wierd cloud
December 9th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I told you NOT to juggle the nukes!
June 30th, 2005 at 4:26 pm
This summer George W. Bush stars in the sequel to his father’s action flick in “The Dummy Returns.”
July 4th, 2005 at 12:05 am
The U.S. isn’t the only place where people will run up to a deadly storm to see it better.
July 10th, 2005 at 10:28 pm
Lucy has put too much detergent in the washing machine before, but this time she’s outdone herself.
July 25th, 2005 at 9:16 pm
The military finally got it right.
Area 51 doesn’t exist NOW.