Muffy was finally laid to rest in her kitty coffin, with the same expression she had while attempting to use her tenth life. She was, however, able to prove that cats land on their feet…even after a 15 story drop.
Perpetual back up performer to the lead in “cats” still waiting for his big moment and ready to go onstage at a moments notice wakes up to yet another day AFTER Cats has closed and the denial isnt over yet.
Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it MY WAY!
smiles That was the best nap I ever had, Thank goodness I finally kicked those humans out of MY bed. I was beginning to look like that mask from Scream.
August 8th, 2005 at 11:07 am
GAAH! Keep those cold feet on your side of the bed!!
September 1st, 2005 at 1:49 pm
hey hunk no more but plugs or you owe me extra.
August 10th, 2005 at 9:36 am
Eenie, meenie, mynie, motum,
Catch a kitten by the…
August 11th, 2005 at 8:44 am
“Holy Moses, Catwoman, I told you–Your money’s on the dresser!”
August 6th, 2005 at 5:53 pm
Catalepsy is a condition most often characterized by rigidity of the extremeties and the distinct odor of mice and/or canaries on the breath.
September 1st, 2005 at 1:58 pm
oi nearly sucking it off was enough. quit biting!
August 14th, 2005 at 12:27 am
That’s what happens when you hate water and wet the bed.
August 10th, 2005 at 12:18 pm
After more than 8000 performances on Broadway, Jellicle Cats have permanant “jazz hands.”
August 7th, 2005 at 11:49 am
AAAAH!! The waterbed is leaking!
August 9th, 2005 at 6:05 pm
It was at that second that Doris decided her giant rat suit was worth every penny.
August 12th, 2005 at 8:54 am
Muffy was finally laid to rest in her kitty coffin, with the same expression she had while attempting to use her tenth life. She was, however, able to prove that cats land on their feet…even after a 15 story drop.
August 7th, 2005 at 1:06 am
The monster under the bed gets tired of waiting and pulls its victim down through the mattress.
August 15th, 2005 at 9:55 am
She was hot and ready for him. All six of her nipples were tingling.
August 11th, 2005 at 1:26 am
AAAHHHH. i had a nocturnal catmission!!
August 14th, 2005 at 8:10 pm
Perpetual back up performer to the lead in “cats” still waiting for his big moment and ready to go onstage at a moments notice wakes up to yet another day AFTER Cats has closed and the denial isnt over yet.
August 16th, 2005 at 7:25 am
“wow…I was so drunk last night I can’t even remember your name…”
September 21st, 2005 at 6:28 am
Honey, what do you think the kitty saw in the house last night that caused it to die in its bed?
August 5th, 2005 at 11:30 am
*yawn! I just dreamt I had a fish this big all to myself!
August 7th, 2005 at 10:25 pm
Exorcist IX: The Pussession.
August 8th, 2005 at 10:46 am
Oy! Get that camera out of my face! I’m trying to take a human nap.
August 11th, 2005 at 4:36 pm
No, I’m NOT doing a kitty litter commercial!
August 24th, 2005 at 6:09 am
This cat just saved 15% on it’s car insurance by calling GEICO.
August 24th, 2005 at 8:48 pm
Whoa! Hon, you won’t believe the dream I just had. First of all, I turned into a ca–Oh hell!
October 4th, 2005 at 12:07 pm
Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it MY WAY!
August 8th, 2005 at 11:51 am
Joe neglected to read the fine print when he ordered a “Pussy Action” calendar online.
August 8th, 2005 at 6:19 am
…and down in our “Special Interest” area you can pick up a special version of “Snuffing Snuffy”
August 8th, 2005 at 11:21 am
“I’m ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille.”
August 8th, 2005 at 1:45 pm
you’d look like this too if someone sawed your lower half off and tucked you neatly under the covers.
August 14th, 2005 at 11:10 am
So thats how I got all the claw marks on my back.
August 16th, 2005 at 1:22 am
Get that paw better
August 16th, 2005 at 12:03 pm
I think I figured out why Grandma named him ” Stiffy.”
August 22nd, 2005 at 5:30 pm
“I said I was sorry! No more tuna before bed…I get it!”
September 27th, 2005 at 4:10 pm
Oh my funyon gravy!!!! I thought that she was at least 16… ah hell, there goes one of my lives.
September 5th, 2005 at 12:30 am
Fluffy attempts to walk on the ceiling for the first time after having his claws removed…
September 8th, 2005 at 8:24 pm
Man: “Who wants to jump off the Empire State Building?”
Cat: “Oh! I DO! I DO!”
September 25th, 2005 at 2:05 pm
GOOD MORNING AMERICA!
December 3rd, 2005 at 6:12 am
WHERE’S MY CATNIP?!
January 1st, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Fuffy after seen the record catfish picture.
January 20th, 2006 at 10:25 pm
smiles That was the best nap I ever had, Thank goodness I finally kicked those humans out of MY bed. I was beginning to look like that mask from Scream.
January 21st, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Help me, I’m in China!
February 9th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Police… this is a raid
February 9th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
it was this BIG
February 9th, 2006 at 9:16 pm
Argh! I forgot the milk again.
March 7th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
You would look like that, too, if the firecracker up your butt had just gone off.
May 3rd, 2006 at 9:58 pm
He saw this videotape, then got a wierd phone call, and a week later I found him like this…
August 9th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Owner: Boo!
Cat: Aaaaarrrhh!
September 30th, 2007 at 10:45 am
Wear did you put the Dildo!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Huray! It’s Christmass!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
“Jump in hon, I’m ready for ya!”
August 17th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
I FINALLY can has a CHEEZEBURGER!!!
March 14th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Halle Berry, catty as ever.
May 14th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
No, no, no. I hate it doggie style.
June 27th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
the broadway musical cats meets THE RING
March 21st, 2007 at 11:35 am
owner:rise and shine.
cat:jo, i dont want to get up!
December 18th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
And then the vet wanted to stick me with a needle this big! No lies here!
August 9th, 2005 at 7:44 am
“Hey! I wanted a manicure, not a bikini wax!”
August 11th, 2005 at 10:52 pm
TITTIES
August 12th, 2005 at 7:59 am
How all of Janet Reno’s pets look after they’ve seen her naked.
January 19th, 2006 at 11:14 pm
When a cat cums and loses one of its nine lives this is what it looks like
February 17th, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Don’t shine that light in me eyes! It burns, yo!