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Billy Dog

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  1. ash says:

    October 17th, 2005 at 12:34 am

    GOT RICE?!?!

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  2. Tommy Vercetti says:

    August 17th, 2005 at 8:13 am

    “Yah that’s it, laugh human. Just don’t freak out when I maul your kids.”

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  3. Scrubby says:

    August 17th, 2005 at 6:56 pm

    Unlike seeing-eye dogs for the blind and hearing dogs for the deaf, denture dogs for the elderly never quite caught on.

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  4. Alex Kaseberg says:

    August 18th, 2005 at 2:38 pm

    “Congratulations, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, it’s a . . . well, congratulations anyway.”

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  5. trinawoods says:

    August 18th, 2005 at 12:37 pm

    “But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun.”

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  6. Gentaur says:

    August 21st, 2005 at 12:42 am

    His bark is worse than his overbite.

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  7. Shadowbat says:

    August 17th, 2005 at 8:02 am

    Nearly bankrupt from attorney fees, Michael Jackson could only afford a second-year veterinary student to continue his plastic surgery.

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  8. trinawoods says:

    August 18th, 2005 at 7:41 am

    “Do I make you horny baby? Yeahhhh…”

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  9. africa says:

    August 28th, 2005 at 9:07 pm

    WELL DAD GUM YALL IF IT TAINT MUH FAVE O RITE INLAWS!! KIN I GIT YALL SUM POSSUM OR SUM RACOON CHUNKS??

    WELL GOLLLEEE!

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  10. SimonHawke says:

    September 2nd, 2005 at 10:43 am

    As snoopy finally woke completely up and saw himself in the mirror, he realized the horrible truth “OMG! I’M DWAYNE DIBBLY!”

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  11. Tommy Vercetti says:

    August 17th, 2005 at 8:09 am

    I fucking hate humans.

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  12. trinawoods says:

    August 18th, 2005 at 7:41 pm

    The British equivalent of Lassie.

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  13. Gentaur says:

    August 21st, 2005 at 12:50 am

    What do you get when you cross Prince Charles with Camilla Parker Bowles?

    Someone else who answers to “Prince”.

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  14. anon says:

    August 22nd, 2005 at 2:03 am

    “…and here’s my dog ‘Overbite’. He’s inbred just like me and the rest of the royal family.” - Prince Charles

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  15. Pismonque says:

    August 23rd, 2005 at 12:31 am

    “Hmmm…yeah, I guess I had his muzzle on a little too tight.”

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  16. Trint says:

    August 16th, 2005 at 11:08 am

    Rufus tried to hide the pain, but clearly his life would have been easier if he’d worn his retainer as a pup.

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  17. Alex Kaseberg says:

    August 18th, 2005 at 2:35 pm

    The sonogram of their new baby boy didn’t look as good as Kevin Federline and Britney Spears had hoped

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  18. -Mascot says:

    August 19th, 2005 at 10:52 am

    Oddly enough, we now have to tie the Nintendo around the dogs neck just to get the kids to play with him.

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  19. -Mascot says:

    August 22nd, 2005 at 9:40 am

    Dog tryouts for the next Austin Powers movie…

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  20. john says:

    August 16th, 2005 at 5:48 pm

    ya mums bum

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  21. -Mascot says:

    August 17th, 2005 at 12:53 pm

    Q: What do you call a bad overbite?

    A: When your mutt’s chewing on his nads and they taste like dog crap.

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  22. Scrubby says:

    August 19th, 2005 at 8:09 am

    Where are they now?: Jar Jar binks at Star Wars Con 2005

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  23. trinawoods says:

    August 19th, 2005 at 9:20 am

    Say hello to “Scooby Don’t.”

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  24. Gentaur says:

    August 21st, 2005 at 1:05 am

    Another illegitimate child from Strom Thurmond’s household comes forward.

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  25. Pismonque says:

    August 23rd, 2005 at 12:05 am

    Unfortunately, reincarnation was not kind to Freddy Mercury.

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  26. Julian Smith says:

    August 24th, 2005 at 6:20 am

    Fido demonstrates that he has English Setter in him

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  27. trinawoods says:

    August 26th, 2005 at 9:45 am

    Sandra Annette Bullock
    Class of ‘82

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  28. Terry says:

    August 26th, 2005 at 9:54 am

    HeHeHeHe! I cant wait until the guys at “Extreme Makeover” get a load of me! I wonder how many Davinci vaneers they’ll put in this mug!!! hehehehehe

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  29. anus says:

    September 13th, 2005 at 9:39 pm

    what carl barron said was right nicole richie did start to look like her dog

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  30. Have-A-Say says:

    September 16th, 2005 at 1:16 am

    Dog gone~!!! Humans can be sooooo unkind. (Sigh) I’ve been called “Hang Dog” - “Droopy Ears” - “Big Nose” etc. This time “Fang” Well Really - there is a limit!!!!!

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  31. Jack says:

    September 16th, 2005 at 3:39 pm

    Soft focus works for Elizabeth Taylor, but for this dog it don’t hunt.

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  32. Lee says:

    September 20th, 2005 at 2:29 pm

    The results of beastiality in Alabama.

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  33. Kenny says:

    September 21st, 2005 at 6:19 am

    Ernie looked at this photo and said “it might take Jack Daniels to get me in bed with this bitch”.

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  34. trinawoods says:

    September 23rd, 2005 at 4:07 pm

    Snoop Dog’s lesser known cousin Tyrone takes a breather during rehearsals for his next music video.

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  35. trinawoods says:

    October 4th, 2005 at 11:57 am

    They got some good looking cashiers at Petco.

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  36. trinawoods says:

    October 5th, 2005 at 9:56 am

    AKC Champion Weimaraner
    “Tailchaser’s Periodontal Nightmare” poses for photographers.

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  37. Kenny says:

    October 18th, 2005 at 2:36 pm

    Bubba, you remember when you took my dog a huntin’ a few weeks back, and I said she might be i heat? Did you do more than hunt

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  38. Allie says:

    January 20th, 2006 at 10:17 pm

    Duh, Hey Dude whats shaken’ bacon!

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  39. sam says:

    October 12th, 2006 at 10:42 am

    first the flea bath then the teeth cleaning

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  40. stevey says:

    April 18th, 2008 at 8:13 am

    For most people
    its like looking in a mirror

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  41. stevey says:

    April 18th, 2008 at 8:15 am

    For most people
    It’s like staring in a mirror

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  42. trinawoods says:

    August 16th, 2005 at 10:05 am

    President Bush’s choice for the next Supreme Court Justice replacement.

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  43. jim says:

    August 16th, 2005 at 2:28 pm

    Billy still held out hope that his video would be selected by Exteme Makeover Hound Dog Edition.

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  44. trinawoods says:

    August 17th, 2005 at 8:29 am

    Your teeth would look like this too if you licked your butthole for 8 years straight.

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  45. Tom G. says:

    August 19th, 2005 at 5:39 pm

    Dude, I just tricked out my GTO with a new set of Cragars. And the asking price is a firm $500 and all your LPs of ZZ Top.

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