Bobby was relentless in his efforts to get the fraternity to accept his pledge. He was determined to make an Alpha Sigma Sigma of himself or die trying!
Pulse after pulse of the frothy bitter stuff came pouring out. “nectar” he thought to himself trying uselessly to swallow it all. Oh, and they have a keg!
Just like he does every party, “Puffy” dons the skirt and attaches his colostomy bag to the keg so he can beer-bong himself silly. This guy knows how to par~tay!
NOW ITS THE MOLESTATION DOLL!!! NEW AND IMPROVED, YOU CAN JUST PROP IT UP IN A GIRLS LOCKER ROOM AND WATCH THEIR JUBBLIES SHAKE WHEN THEY RUN AFTER THEY FIND OUT ITS NAME IS RON!!!
August 30th, 2005 at 11:59 am
Even if he were sober, Stever was fairly certain he’d never seen a cheerleader with a chest that hairy.
September 1st, 2005 at 4:45 pm
Quintin Tarantino’s new movie – Fill Bill.
August 30th, 2005 at 4:27 pm
The pledges at Tri-Whamma-Slamma trying to get their date drunk so they can have thier way with her.
August 30th, 2005 at 6:51 am
As soon as Hank was pull from the box amid a circle of drunk teens, he knew things would end badly.
September 1st, 2005 at 8:09 pm
And it took all 5 of ‘em to come up with the idea…
September 2nd, 2005 at 10:47 am
In horror, Homer reread is pledge list requirements
Things to do for party…
1: Get Keg
2: Send invites
3: Get FEMALE blow up doll ( Doh! )
September 4th, 2005 at 1:57 am
Pump Action.
September 5th, 2005 at 7:26 pm
Makes you proud to be an American, doesn’t it?
September 10th, 2005 at 8:31 pm
Dude, This new lite beer hasnt filled me up yet, Pump me another one.
August 31st, 2005 at 3:08 pm
Turning Mandy back into Randy required incredible attention to detail, precise measurements and a 5 dollar cover charge.
August 30th, 2005 at 4:18 pm
The boys at Eye Netta Lif fraternity took this as a sign to enroll in either A.A. or a Coed School.
September 1st, 2005 at 2:49 pm
Paris Hilton has her last plastic surgery operation.
September 3rd, 2005 at 7:51 am
Bobby was relentless in his efforts to get the fraternity to accept his pledge. He was determined to make an Alpha Sigma Sigma of himself or die trying!
September 17th, 2005 at 8:03 am
You know you’re at a gay BBQ when you have to pump the keg guard before you pump the keg. Also the hotdogs taste like shit.
September 20th, 2005 at 1:11 pm
What sick, twisted pervert forgot to buy cups? Damn!
September 20th, 2005 at 2:26 pm
He’s not mine.
September 21st, 2005 at 5:56 am
Looks like this CPR class might have a “twist” to it……
September 23rd, 2005 at 4:03 pm
Looks like Scott Peterson is adjusting well to his new surroundings.
September 1st, 2005 at 10:29 am
My girl Bill
September 2nd, 2005 at 10:54 am
Normally beer held no facination for Simon, but today he felt strangely…… curious
September 2nd, 2005 at 10:57 am
Pulse after pulse of the frothy bitter stuff came pouring out. “nectar” he thought to himself trying uselessly to swallow it all. Oh, and they have a keg!
September 2nd, 2005 at 10:59 am
indeed as it turns out, Miller Beer is not worth ‘any price’ no matter what the freakin commercials say.
September 2nd, 2005 at 11:42 am
Just like he does every party, “Puffy” dons the skirt and attaches his colostomy bag to the keg so he can beer-bong himself silly. This guy knows how to par~tay!
September 2nd, 2005 at 11:43 am
guy in back:
“dude…I can see his nads!”
September 2nd, 2005 at 12:59 pm
and for an extra 3 bucks they threw in this handy keg-tap holder.
September 2nd, 2005 at 9:56 pm
Don’t let them get a picture of our faces. I plan on running for Congress someday.
September 4th, 2005 at 2:00 am
Someone didn’t quite get the concept of “party doll”.
September 5th, 2005 at 7:30 pm
Wanna bet these guys are all Criminal Justice majors?
September 21st, 2005 at 5:59 am
Evan, the gay blow up doll, had to wear a latex mask to keep from being seen with this group of homos.
October 1st, 2005 at 10:30 pm
Festus hoped his new Pinata idea would be a big hit at his step-cousin’s wedding reception.
November 11th, 2005 at 5:34 pm
Toke! Toke! Toke!
December 3rd, 2005 at 6:16 am
Man, that dummy’s wasted!
January 25th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
NOW ITS THE MOLESTATION DOLL!!! NEW AND IMPROVED, YOU CAN JUST PROP IT UP IN A GIRLS LOCKER ROOM AND WATCH THEIR JUBBLIES SHAKE WHEN THEY RUN AFTER THEY FIND OUT ITS NAME IS RON!!!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
We didn’t have much money for the stagnight…
April 27th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Super-gangbang… they’re still pumping her!
October 29th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
My ex-girlfriend “There she is again shagging anything and anyone thats why I finished with her !
January 11th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Local Bar has no idea why patronage is down
September 11th, 2007 at 10:02 am
Operation Money Pump…
Operation Money Pump…
March 14th, 2007 at 10:45 am
Repeat after me…keg STAND
November 14th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
one word..:
dummiophilia
November 30th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
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