She unleashes the bitter beast; inhaling the full bouquet, her curious tongue exploring every nuance of the tasty potable as the vesicles gradually develop, rising up and over the rim, building to a gorgeous foamy crown…
“How many times do i have toi tell you, i will NOT sleep with you! I’ll have to have about 500 more of theese beers before i would even think about it.”
Looking back at one of the many family photo albums, Johnny suddenly realised where he had developed a taste for alcohol & incest with his three sisters!
The makers of St. Pauly’s Girl would like to invite you to a big tits, I mean, taste, of brew. The tits, I mean taste is extremely big, I mean memorable. You will want to suckle, I mean sip it, to the last drop. So cum on boys, I mean, well fuck it - grab a jug, and glass, of ale, and drink until she ushes…crap…good luck boys! I wonder if they can do girl-on-girl? Ooooooh boy….done.
September 26th, 2005 at 9:56 am
See if you can find the three hidden mugs of beer in this photo.
September 26th, 2005 at 4:57 pm
What - there is beer in the picture?
October 10th, 2005 at 12:18 am
Helen, Claudia, and Marlena go the extra mile in auditioning for the new German Watersports Porno flick, Der Pissgarten 2: Brewski Boogaloo
September 23rd, 2005 at 1:21 pm
So…How do we look now after you’ve had 3 of these giant mugs full of Lager?
September 26th, 2005 at 4:35 pm
thirty minutes after this photo was taken… France surrendered.
November 10th, 2005 at 9:05 am
Beer and breasts… The perfect snacktime combo
October 18th, 2005 at 2:27 pm
And we only have to drink six of these each and you’ll give us a ride home, right?
September 26th, 2005 at 7:47 am
“That’s the breast, uh, best beer I’ve seen.”
September 26th, 2005 at 4:29 pm
Tickets to the Beer Garden? $15
Three king size Beers? $20
Poking holes in your two roomates diaphrams as a joke? Priceless…
November 9th, 2005 at 6:14 am
Keep drinkin ladies…Ill be lookin good soon.
October 20th, 2005 at 6:51 pm
I’ll have all 9 of those jugs right there.
September 23rd, 2005 at 12:33 am
The trick is, you bring huge glasses so you can make fewer trips to the keg and avoid seeing that creepy blow-up doll.
November 14th, 2005 at 9:24 am
Despite brave faces, Atomic Kitten had fallen on hard times.
January 14th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
they wont call us sluts if we are drunk when we have sex with you
September 22nd, 2005 at 7:02 pm
Iss different for us! When guys drinkss, they have pot bellies.When we drinkss, our tops get biggers!
September 23rd, 2005 at 12:22 pm
We should have invaded Germany, not Iraq. At least they have these three weapons of mass consumption.
September 23rd, 2005 at 1:53 pm
when we say “being drunk makes you look better” we meant when we are drunk….not you!
September 26th, 2005 at 4:18 pm
Those are some really nice jugs you girls have.
September 27th, 2005 at 12:54 am
Such a lovely head and magnificent body…and it is being drank by a beautiful woman!
November 1st, 2005 at 4:41 pm
nice ladies with BIG JUGS!!!!
March 10th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Look at those….beers!
May 16th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
And if you look to your left you’ll notice the giant milk jugs; which by the way are much healthier to drink from.
August 8th, 2006 at 9:04 am
who give the best head
September 22nd, 2005 at 4:14 pm
let’s hear ir for big boobs and bleary-eyed bouncers!
September 22nd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
Beer so good, pictures of it make me feel like I’ve been drinking.
September 23rd, 2005 at 5:59 am
Makes me thirsty.
September 23rd, 2005 at 4:00 pm
Someone will be lederhosen down the alley next to the bar when these girls are puking their guts out at 2am.
September 26th, 2005 at 4:19 pm
Hi, I’m Eva and this is my sister Helga and my other sister Helga
September 26th, 2005 at 4:39 pm
You’ll always remember your First Girl!
September 26th, 2005 at 4:40 pm
I love a girl who can take on a good head!
September 28th, 2005 at 8:35 am
Much like the bra this girl is wearing, there are those who feel inadequate and “push-up” their entry so that everyone else will see it.
September 29th, 2005 at 12:08 pm
She unleashes the bitter beast; inhaling the full bouquet, her curious tongue exploring every nuance of the tasty potable as the vesicles gradually develop, rising up and over the rim, building to a gorgeous foamy crown…
Yep, that should do it.
September 30th, 2005 at 12:10 pm
Three cheers for Oktoberfest, Novemberfest, Decemberfest…
October 5th, 2005 at 7:36 am
Nugs, Jugs and Mugs. A beautiful combination.
October 20th, 2005 at 4:38 am
mmm… that icetea taste strange….
November 2nd, 2005 at 11:22 am
Going…Going…Gone!
November 14th, 2005 at 11:19 pm
You really hope we’d drink all this, right?
November 17th, 2005 at 10:14 pm
Is that a beer in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?
November 26th, 2005 at 9:54 am
How to speak Australian: Jackpot.
January 11th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
ok….just one more for the road.
January 21st, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Nice juggs, I mean muggs!
January 21st, 2006 at 6:09 pm
You can blow the head off my beer anyday.
February 10th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
Your wishin you were German now huh???
February 25th, 2006 at 8:46 am
LEON MAZAL TOV AD 120
February 25th, 2006 at 9:33 pm
what the fuck you lookin’ at…….burpppp
February 28th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
nothing better that hooters doin shooters
February 28th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
nothing better than hooters doin
shooters!!!
April 4th, 2006 at 6:03 am
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE JUGS!!!
April 10th, 2006 at 6:04 am
A swallow, a tease and a really nice necklace!
May 1st, 2006 at 8:21 am
Phwaaaa… Nice jugs!
June 3rd, 2006 at 5:00 am
why is that guy in the background looking away???
what is he gay or something?
this is incredebly confusing
i have to go now
August 22nd, 2006 at 9:43 am
Rev. MAKES us drink!!
September 3rd, 2006 at 2:04 pm
and news that since in the last year since the death of george best, there is a lot more beer to drink
October 23rd, 2006 at 3:54 pm
I’ll drink to that,that and that !
November 2nd, 2006 at 2:04 am
Beauty is in the eye of the BEERholder
December 16th, 2006 at 11:11 pm
‘these are a few of my favorite things’
December 16th, 2006 at 11:38 pm
a triple header!
December 19th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
“How many times do i have toi tell you, i will NOT sleep with you! I’ll have to have about 500 more of theese beers before i would even think about it.”
“Oh, I can wait,”
April 9th, 2007 at 11:51 am
3 chicks and 3 beers.. dont bother me im partying
January 30th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
The beer comes in 1 flavor…the milk is another story.
March 23rd, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Looking back at one of the many family photo albums, Johnny suddenly realised where he had developed a taste for alcohol & incest with his three sisters!
September 30th, 2007 at 10:43 am
“Just have one more and I’ll be looking like Fabio!”
July 13th, 2007 at 7:09 am
A DREAM COME TRUE
April 27th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
German girls swallow
October 29th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
She must be Daisy then, the girl that they all sing about at these beer fests. You know the song — ” Hands Knees and BUMPS a Daisy”
October 15th, 2007 at 8:01 am
Why have one when you can have all three.
January 11th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Ya know… It just don’t get much better than this.
July 13th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
give me the beer or take your top off it’s win win
March 14th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Jugs for Jugs Charity Drive
April 2nd, 2007 at 4:04 pm
nice jugs
September 21st, 2007 at 9:31 am
Just one for me im driving
September 26th, 2005 at 4:47 pm
Slogan:
The makers of St. Pauly’s Girl would like to invite you to a big tits, I mean, taste, of brew. The tits, I mean taste is extremely big, I mean memorable. You will want to suckle, I mean sip it, to the last drop. So cum on boys, I mean, well fuck it - grab a jug, and glass, of ale, and drink until she ushes…crap…good luck boys! I wonder if they can do girl-on-girl? Ooooooh boy….done.
September 22nd, 2005 at 9:08 pm
and after you down those refreshments, we’ll talk about the wiener schnitzel.
September 28th, 2005 at 7:27 am
More please!