Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale… if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world… somebody lied. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: “With great power comes great responsibility.” This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m Spider-dog!
September 29th, 2005 at 12:15 pm
please kill me
November 21st, 2005 at 1:02 pm
Why blind people shouldn’t dress their guide-dogs…
September 27th, 2005 at 7:30 pm
“Yo quiero Mary-Jane!”
September 28th, 2005 at 9:06 am
So what do I turn into if I’m bit by a chihuahua that’s been bit by a radioactive spider?
September 30th, 2005 at 3:44 pm
Proof that even though it is not tradition, the male dog can also be refered to as “bitch”.
September 30th, 2005 at 12:01 pm
Tommy Lee takes his son out for Trick or Treat.
October 4th, 2005 at 4:22 pm
I think I saw spiderman taking a dump in my yard last week.
September 28th, 2005 at 9:05 am
Peter “Barker” says - No one is ever going to make fun of me again, as he dons on his Underoos over his head!
September 28th, 2005 at 9:42 am
Thats one mighty big web spinner you’re sporting there bucko.
September 30th, 2005 at 10:27 am
Definitive proof that dogs can feel shame
September 29th, 2005 at 7:17 pm
Yo quiero athletic supporter por favor
October 3rd, 2005 at 12:54 pm
Dog damn it! It’s the same thing every year!
November 5th, 2005 at 6:32 pm
” I’m Spider-Dog And I’m On A Misson…Now Where Is The Toilet Again?
February 28th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Go web.
Fly.
Up, up, and away web!
Shazam!
Go! Go! Go web go!
Tally ho!
September 27th, 2005 at 6:52 pm
Newest design in superhero costumes. Never again will it ride up your groin. Free and easy!
September 28th, 2005 at 8:38 am
“yo quiero pantalones!”
September 28th, 2005 at 9:48 am
sporting the new doggie burka
September 28th, 2005 at 10:49 am
after recent budget cuts to the up and coming spiderman 3 film, spidermans sidekick spiderboy was replaced by the much cheaper spidermongrel
September 30th, 2005 at 6:34 pm
When Peter Parker’s dog bit into a radioactive chalupa, he gained the proportionate strength and speed…
October 2nd, 2005 at 12:41 am
Anyone seen Doctor Connor? Heeere, Leezard Leezard…
October 4th, 2005 at 8:59 am
Mary Jane doesn’t suspect a thing.
November 14th, 2005 at 11:17 pm
Where do my web come out??? I don’t have any fingers!!!
January 18th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Spider-chou to infinity and beyond?!?!?!
January 19th, 2006 at 11:11 pm
I bit Spiderman’s balls and got this cloth. Well if you keep staring i will bite you in the same place and i won’t just take the cloth
January 21st, 2006 at 6:11 pm
Chinese Idea of garnish.
February 10th, 2006 at 11:26 pm
I knew Spider-Man was a dog all along… how you ask… I caught him humping a fire hydrent and then he chased some cars…
February 28th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale… if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world… somebody lied. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: “With great power comes great responsibility.” This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m Spider-dog!
February 28th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.
May 16th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
Does this make me look fat?
July 11th, 2006 at 11:24 pm
The Comic Book Convention just needed a Spiderman to complete the evening. Thankfully, Calista Flockhart saved the day.
July 11th, 2006 at 11:52 pm
This evening’s Toby MagGuire Lifetime Achievement Award will be presented by Nicole Richie.
July 11th, 2006 at 11:54 pm
This is now apparently the new way of smuggling anything mexican into the country..
September 10th, 2006 at 8:28 am
9/10/2006 5:27:53 PM
play65!
July 26th, 2008 at 10:02 am
proactiv activ pro
September 30th, 2007 at 10:41 am
“Bitch don’t mess with my superpowers…and my adorebleness!”
April 27th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Cheaper actors hired for new super-production.
September 12th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Yes u r!
March 14th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Tinkerbell and Paris ready for their spinning class.
June 20th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! odinfrbpazkl
May 5th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
The Wii version of Spiderman 3 isnt very good, ok you guys?
November 14th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
spiderdog, spiderdog
November 15th, 2007 at 9:33 am
‘You don’t wanna know where my web slinger is!’
December 16th, 2007 at 3:47 am
no phentermine fedex prescription
December 18th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Yea thats right baby! look at these guns! kabam!
September 27th, 2005 at 7:29 pm
“Krypto, eat your heart out!”
October 2nd, 2005 at 12:46 am
Do I have to be bitten by everything that’s radioactive?
October 2nd, 2005 at 12:51 pm
The search is over; it’s official: Spiderman is a MALE
October 2nd, 2005 at 4:47 pm
You wanna piece of this. Well you probably won’t get much if you do.